Thread 712492653 - /v/ [Archived: 1087 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:08:46 AM No.712492653
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>Paying for a glorified manual.

I seriously hope you guys don't do this.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:10:24 AM No.712492787
Did jerma985 stream it yet?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:11:32 AM No.712492870
>>712492653 (OP)
it's goty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfUVKXiYrpg
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:12:59 AM No.712492975
kek even sony gave their dual sense demo for free.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:14:45 AM No.712493115
total nintendo death
they deserved every byte of piracy that happened on the 1
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:15:00 AM No.712493135
>>712492975
welcome tour is like 3x as long as astrobutt and it has far more effort put in
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:15:12 AM No.712493157
Remember when the 3ds came with face raiders and even that card arg thing...for FUCKING FREE AS A TECH DEMO SHOULD?
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:17:11 AM No.712493303
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>>712492870
What does this mean?
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:22:17 AM No.712493685
At the very least, it should have been included in that online subscription thing they have as a bonus.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:22:46 AM No.712493720
thigh gap
thigh gap
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>>712493303
Why does it have a gap there?
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:25:25 AM No.712493918
>>712493720
so that you're foreskin can escape if it gets stuck in the mechanism
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:30:04 AM No.712494253
Only way to enable the 120hz feature btw. And only in one minigame.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:31:45 AM No.712494374
>>712493157
face raiders is a 2min experience at most
welcome tour has like 8hrs of content, more than most full games
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:32:45 AM No.712494454
>>712493303
that minigame is if you tried to play twister with your fingers on a touch screen
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:33:03 AM No.712494478
>>712492653 (OP)
i think i will considering the amount of seethe the switch 2 is generating from shartyposters
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:33:28 AM No.712494516
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>>712493157
i just want a good home menu again /v/ros.....
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:34:15 AM No.712494565
>>712494516
I want eshop music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9jx504Wtk4
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:38:56 AM No.712494895
>>712494516
good thing i still have my 2ds the n3ds is overhyped
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:39:32 AM No.712494947
>>712494565
If I'm gonna be real as cool as this sounds this is just a worse sounding June 2015. but it's a nice sounding theme. I wish Nintendo would add ambience to their menus again, I loved that about iwata era consoles https://youtu.be/8DCALxfJqz8?si=m1V-zWxV8HbmiZy0

he wasn't perfect, but god damn those menus were soulful.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:43:00 AM No.712495191
>>712494947
eshop music isn't coming back cause they say it clashes with audio from the videos... as if they can't just turn the volume down when videos play

I wonder if they composed each eshop music one by one per month, or they made a bunch and used whatever felt good for the month, I wonder if they were composed for other things, maybe they were supposed to be menu themes for mario kart or something
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:43:52 AM No.712495254
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2x1_Other_NintendoeShop_Logo
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also unrelated but im gonna rant about the new eshop logo. I hate it. I genuinely hate the new font and everything about it. If they wanted to make it red then they could have done so without completely ruining the font. It creates unneeded desparency between the my nintendo store and the eshop.

corporate minimalism was a mistake.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:49:29 AM No.712495654
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>>712495191
it's genuinely a dumb excuse, like just say "we weren't able to make eshop music" instead of speaking something so bullshit, especially with a problem that they had a solution to over a decade ago.

regarding your second sentence, I think they just composed whenever they could, since the theme didn't really update monthly. It was every few months.

The masterminds behind the designs behind these menus are working on other things unfortunately. The people who designed the wii u menu went on to make splatoon, and one of the lead devs on splatoon is working on the nso playtest thing known internally as rockstock, which is probably the last thing that reeks of wii u soul at nintendo.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:52:27 AM No.712495871
I 100% it yesterday, everybody who complains about this cannot do dodge the spikes master level.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:55:19 AM No.712496101
>>712492653 (OP)
It's $10. What else can you even do with $10 these days? You can't even buy food with $10.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:57:22 AM No.712496245
>>712495654
The playtest game coulda easily been a F2P NSO game for launch to test out all the features but im guessing it wasnt ready

It has mesh shader support which only switch 2 can do
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:57:39 AM No.712496270
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>>712492653 (OP)
Reggie would have never let this happen. Apologize.