I think it finally happened, you guys.
Tried to do a few goon sessions today to my favorite vidya characters and I can't get it up anymore, my cock goes half mast at most and I get tired half way

Me and my cock had a good run I guess but it is time to retire. Guess I'll finally be able to play all the games they characters are from. Which sonic and street fighter game should I play? I guess I have to go with SF6 since it is the latest one but I heard fightcade is a thing

>>712493415 (OP)
Tell me you've at least tried gay porn

>>712493821
only if it is crossdressing stuff but those usually don't do much for me.

>>712493415 (OP)
I... I jacked off 12 times in one day just to see if I could, I never recovered. Brock would have been disgusted.

Haven't played it but people seem to love Sonic Mania.
You can play Third Strike (SF3) through fightcade, but if you're a fighting game newbie, playing SF6 will be a smoother experience.

>>712493415 (OP)
How old are you? If you're under 35 there's still some hope, but after that it's possibly permanent

>>712493973
yeah but I don't know how I am going to live without jacking off. I've been doing it almost daily many times a day for nearly 20 years. which is probably hookie numbers for some of the folks here but it is what it is.
>>712494097
I heard the racing games were good as well
>>712494142
33

>>712493415 (OP)
Same here. I'm 34. It's been a month since last time I goon. I believe my dick still function properly but my brain is just too tired or bored.

>>712493415 (OP)
is that Elliot Alderson?

Take at least 2 weeks off fapping.

I'm laughing too much to be able to post anything else

>>712494174
anon im ur age and i still have 2 a day in me, sometimes 3. You have to mix it up.

>>712493415 (OP)
I was a gooner. Now I haven't fapped or came in a month and a half, I don't even remember. Feelin good

>>712495000
you were a gooner, now you are a goner

>>712493415 (OP)
I'm 30, I was very worried about some crush. I've distracted myself a lot and try to fap only once a day. I still have the urge to fap 2 or 3 times in a row and I sometimes do just that at a cost. Ever since one year ago a bad gooning session holding ejaculations for 3 days gave me non infectious prostatitis, ever since erections past the first one leave me with some pain in my dick.

>>712495050
I am nothing

>>712495467
where are these from? I used to have one of the cat shooting a revolver

>>712495000
Have you found more energy in your life, anon? They always say it energizes you, especially to do more stuff

>>712495467
kek

>>712495000
trips never lie

>>712493415 (OP)
Jews are about to destroy the world anyway so you won't be missing much

unrelated but i got high and realized my supposed love for a vidya girl was just an unhealthy coping mechanism for me to channel my anger through and that i don’t actually love her. i’m not sure how to cope bros. i don’t think this anime girl and i actually love one another. in fact i think she hates me.

>>712496183
depends on your version of go into games machine

>>712496281
i haven’t updated to the latest version sadly. i’m still in 0.9.2.15

>>712495542
I'd say I definitely feel happier and don't have coomer thoughts of every woman I see. Got more time to do other stuff than playing with my pecker like playing vidya

what the fuck are you talking about

>>712493415 (OP)
Top kek I'm 33 and I get rock fucking hard if my gf kisses me

>>712496617
I think I have been pretty clear

>>712495534
This is the only other one I have

>>712493415 (OP)
Lmao loser, I'm 30 and last Saturday I still did a 30h long goon session.
Usuall fap 3-5 times a day, did it for 2 decades.
Don't even need porn, don't even need my hands, I coom when I want to.

>>712496665
take it easy man

>>712497243
don't you tell me to take it easy
YOU TAKE IT EASY, PAL

>>712493415 (OP)
should try the hard stuff

>>712493415 (OP)
ive recently noticed that while i can still get it up, i dont get as hard as i used to . started about a month ago. still a virgin too. honeslt ythe thing that worries me most is not being able to land a job

>>712497606
I get erections from hand holding not sure if beta behavior or what

>>712497679
because whats you're fantasizing about is intimacy

>>712497729
no it's like the heat then also I feel my own blood (or hers?) pulsing, it's a weird feeling

Slaanesh promised me good time and all I got was boredom and depression.

>>712493415 (OP)
happens to me all the time, occupy my mind with something, 2 or 3 days go by without fapping, can't even get erect, then i get so much free time with nothing of interest that i spiral back into the 2-3 faps a day normalcy as i spend more days without playing anything

>>712497823
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physical_intimacy

>>712496572
Nice. Keep up the good work. It'll probably do wonders for you, especially if you truly was addicted to it. I'm in a battle to stop that shit, but it's hard.

>>712498617
yeah it is hard as fuck access to it is so easy and you kinda need the devices that give you access to live during the day

>>712493415 (OP)
Who gives a fuck?

>>712497606
that requires having other people around and I am anti social as fuck

>>712494174
You should probably try more extreme fetishes.

>>712493415 (OP)
I started getting morning wood again after I lost weight and started working out

>>712493415 (OP)
Severe depression killed off any ounce of libido I had left. There is a tradeoff however. Bitches can tell I don't give a single flying fuck about them anymore and are now intrigued, confused, and intimidated by me. It's amazing how much power you can have over people by simply not wanting anything to do with them.

>>712493415 (OP)
>Which sonic
sonic robo blast 2 is fun but it's a fan game.
I'm kinda jealous of you anon, i wish my dick didn'tcontrol my entire life

>Struggles to get hard
>When I do, I cum within less than 30 seconds
Is it fucking over for me bros? I'm in my late 30s btw

>OP gave himself erectile dysfunction from a lifetime of masturbation and porn addiction
>Asks for advice from retards on basket weaving forum who have the exact same problems

Kek

>>712503560
he's asking for game recs tho?

>>712503021
it doesnt any longer.
Ill always cherish the moments i had jacking to rouge the bat

>>712504170
Yes, he is asking about video game recommendations, but he obviously wanted to announce his ED issue and see how people react.

>>712493973
Lmao I've also jacked off 12 times in one day because of that Brock quote

>>712504298
ED is based.

>>712504298
>his ED issue
True, elite dangerous has a lot of issues even now. That spacelegs update was insanely buggy at release but you have to admire them for keeping the game on life support for so long, when many other companies would have abandoned it.

told you retards, glad you got out of the gene pool, tho

awesome thread

Work out, it will bring your dick back to life.

>>712493415 (OP)
You got ED from jerking it too much, Retard.
It's pretty common for zoomers, cause they goon constantly.
Stop jerking off for 3 days and you'll be fine, dumbass gooner.

>>712493415 (OP)
Can't relate. Too many things to do. Not enough time. I'll break out the porn to fap, nut, and sleep though.

I am going to sleep now.

In honor of my cock I'll list a few of my favorites from the top of my head

Otochichi (his milfs are amazing)
Dozamura
Kiliu
ROMTAKU
Krakoboya
JVTeemo
fugtrup
tatsunami youtoku (from twinmilf)
yuta_agc(i dont like his scat stuff but the rest is good)
tonikaku (that one series about a guy trying to fuck twinks and doing inner monologs like kira from death note)
Kirsi engine
REIQ
Watananza
gerph
jolly jack (not his giantess stuff, that shit sucks)
bigdad (mostly his rouge stuff)
Dbaru
akabur and sunsetriders7 (mostly for their porn games)
Alex Ahad ( o_8 on kemono, the guy who made skullgirls btw)

that's all i remember that i jacked off recently.

Oh, also I decided to play sonic heroes.,
Have a good night everyone

>>712494142
Not always, I’m 35 and my dick doesn’t go down, but maybe it’s just because I don’t jerk it too often, and when I do it’s to memories of my past girls. It’s probably all mental, no? From porn?