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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:01:54 AM No.712496584
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What went wrong with Bayonetta 3?
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:07:35 AM No.712496965
Nothing, it made yuritrannies seethe so it's based.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:18:22 AM No.712497719
>Ship with no chemistry.
>Erases their canon lesbian relationship.
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The most famous catholic (1889-1945)
6/13/2025, 3:18:25 AM No.712497726
A more realist and more normal ending than the f*ggot one

Sorry, f*g

The homosexual are a minority into the human species contrary to heterosexual (men) and bisexual (woman)

The christianity was right about sodomite and it's only because the vast majority of Christian priest are homosexual men

Yes, in the West, the homosexual men are forced into priesthood by roman tradition
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:25:36 AM No.712498230
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>>712496584 (OP)
Viola is one of the most unfun characters ever put in an action game, and you gotta play like 5 levels with her
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:28:09 AM No.712498414
>>712496584 (OP)
Shitty kaiju battles and shitty extra protagonist. Story and character has always sucked in Bayonetta so I don't give a shit about that, multiverse stuff sucked but what do you expect from this series at this point.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:33:13 AM No.712498779
>>712496584 (OP)
Am I the only one who thought those two were sisters all along?
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:35:45 AM No.712498957
It really should have just been a global roadtrip instead of a multiverse story. All the hype scenes fall flat when you know a Bayo is gonna die 30 seconds later
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:42:35 AM No.712499450
>>712496584 (OP)
>Gameplay
No one fucking cares about kaiju shit. There is a reason why Bayonetta 1 is the best they've made. Too many boring cutscenes and too many empty walking segments since levels are huge and filled with nothing.
>Story
I don't care about her sexuality. But I hate how they killed her in favor of R63 Nero which plays like discount Sekiro. I want to play as Bayonetta in Bayonetta 4 if it ever happens. Not fucking Sekiro.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:44:55 AM No.712499606
>>712498779
Sisters that have sex... ?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:45:12 AM No.712499631
based bayo3 shitting on Yuri niggers
lowest of the low
scumest of the scum
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:47:01 AM No.712499757
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>>712496965
>>712497719
>>712496584 (OP)
>>712497726
>>712499631
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:47:29 AM No.712499791
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>>712496584 (OP)
Her biological clock was ticking
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:47:37 AM No.712499801
>>712496584 (OP)
Left was fanart noncanon shipping
Right is official art and was always canon
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:47:45 AM No.712499814
>>712496584 (OP)
>the little girl is blonde
So, he's the father that stepped up in a witch x witch relationship.
because that's kinda hot.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:48:45 AM No.712499879
>>712499814
Blond peopleโ€™s hair can turn brown as they get older
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:49:01 AM No.712499894
>>712498779
They might not be sisters but their relationship is close enough to it, making the yurifags extra deranged here
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:50:13 AM No.712499994
>>712496584 (OP)
No idea, it only just became playable now that the Switch 2 came out.
I'm going to finally get to play it after I beat FE Three Hopes, which also just became playable
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:50:41 AM No.712500026
too many non-action levels. I just want to fight shit as bayonetta. A mini-game here and there to break up the constant action is fine but there's so many fucking many of those levels
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:51:29 AM No.712500087
>>712499879
Can confirm, as a kid my hair was not just your regular blond but basically white, when we had some Japanese high schoolers come visit my school they were all over me because of it, and my dumbass was too young to appreciate having JKs fawning over me, now I'm a dark brown
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:53:16 AM No.712500218
>>712496584 (OP)
Seeing people care about this so much when Bayonetta characters are all either boring or obnoxious was weird. It's honestly impossible to talk about Bayonetta's gameplay now because you've got people from both sides only talking about this stupid shit. It's annoying.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:54:19 AM No.712500305
>>712499757
tis not bait
/y/ > /u/
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:55:35 AM No.712500393
>>712500305
/y/ and /u/ are both faggotry
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:57:13 AM No.712500508
>>712496584 (OP)
She's been hitting on Luca since the first game. She even makes a joke about making babies (heterosexual sex).
Also bisexual people exist and the overwhelming majority of them (like 99%) end up in heterosexual relationships because it's a larger dating pool and it allows them to have children.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:00:48 AM No.712500776
>>712500393
one is pure and cute and wholesome/y/
the other is
Vile, fake, and evil/u/
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:00:50 AM No.712500781
bayonetta's new outfit and hair are boring, entire game was doomed from the start
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:10:47 AM No.712501394
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>>712500781
2's design for Bayo was the best one
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:15:38 AM No.712501716
>>712498230
>Viola is one of the most unfun characters ever put in an action game, and you gotta play like 5 levels with her
Bull-fucking-shit. V is way worse and people still suck DMCV's dick all day long. Viola had a horrible parry timing that was essential to her gameplay style which then got patched to make it more palatable. It's nowhere near V levels of bad.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:18:36 AM No.712501906
>>712496584 (OP)
Massive balls on them for doing this, especially in this modern era where homoshit is fucking everywhere both in eastern and western
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:20:20 AM No.712502024
>>712501716
Having ONE attack button, ONE weapon and an absolute ass demon slave in a game that's about multiple weapons, multiple attacks and multiple slaves is just unforgiveable. Viola is beyond redemption.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 4:24:36 AM No.712502316
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>>712496584 (OP)
The only issue with 3 being the game that sealed the deal for these two was that they didn't have any dialogue scenes in it that were as golden as Bayonetta 1. Their exchanges in that game are some of the dialogue in the series.