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>>712512335 (OP)
Why couldn't they get a japanese guy

>>712512772
>Buy made in usa
>noo not like that

>>712512335 (OP)
Remember E3 2018? Pepperidge Farm remembers

>>712512772
Even Japanese don't play that thing. Only the biggest weebs even dare.

>>712512772
I remember some post about this being some very niche instrument and there are only a handful of ppl who are considered master at this and this white guy was one of them

>play the flute really badly and produce a bunch of harsh overtones
>"umm ackchuarry gaijin-sama thats our secret japanese flute technique folded over 10,000 times"

>>712515868
no joke
it's supposed to sound like that, it's also why no one cares to learn how to play it

>>712515948
Its shitty earrape sound was really good for the creepy monster palace nobles in Sekiro, but that's about it. It's actually painful to listen to, I don't know why actual Kyoto aristocrats circle jerked each other in to playing it.

>>712512772
Fucking racist, I bet you’re fine with Yo-Yo Ma playing cello and Beethoven. Dude is a master at it and honors the original compositions and that is all that matters.

>>712515868
A good gaslight creates new disciplines for the future.

>>712512772
Master level skill trained by japanese

>>712515680
This, the japanese even consider him a sensei.
Imagine being japanese and you have to stusy about how to use japanese flute feom a white man.
That's how modernization fucked up japanse society.

>>712512335 (OP)
buy plat

>>712517259
bro the shakuhachi is a meme flute that has had surges of popularity that lasted one generation and then died out for another 500 years or so since the early heian period. they don't play it because it sucks. have you ever actually heard a shakuhachi recording? it sounds horrible

>>712512772
At this point westerners are more interested in that instrument, then japs themselves.

>>712517259
>ditches stick flute because it's shit
>hundred years later some weeb spends his entire life mastering it
>gives ""you did it!" award to pity the guy

>>712512772
This guy, if I recall, is actually one of the last surviving Tsushimacaust survivors folded over 1000 times in a maid cafe who can actually play the shakuhachi.

>Mask on
Fuck it
>Mask off

>>712517896
It's like some Japanese guy becoming the master of a baroque water organ that most westerners don't even know what it is.

Didn't they put the mic on the wrong end?

>>712512772
Because they have to pay for the flight ticket and hotels, it's cheaper to find some bozo in US who happens to have the license to prove he's good at the dildo flute
>>712515814
there aren't many but handful is hyperbolic, there are about 4,000 masters in Japan

>>712512335 (OP)
Ayo that's sum cultural appropriation shit, no wonder anons wanted to laugh at and cancel the cracka.

>*intermission*

>>712512772
tsmt

>>712519293

>>712515814
Yeah this was the response to some stupid American slut asking Sony why they didn't hire a Japanese guy. It's literally always white women getting outraged on behalf of other cultures.

>>712519293
The artist had the add the "Chef Jeff" poster or people would think the evil white people support local minority businesses.

>>712512335 (OP)
Yikes!

>>712519293
This guy might be my favorite lolcow. Konichiwa dude

>>712512335 (OP)
>Noooooooooooooo! He can't play THAT! He's not JAPANESE!!!!!

>>712519902
He's not the same since he got a gf. It literally cured his ricecelism in one go.

>>712512335 (OP)
DOOT

>>712515680
Made for BWC.

>>712512335 (OP)
>a sane world would have taken this as a warning to not listen to leftists crying about "racism" since it's always directed at a white man
>it's just a funny meme

>>712520057
many such cases

>>712520057
Well, good for him, I guess.
Comics are still funny tho

>>712520057
>nooo you must be a decent person to get a gf!
>nooo you can't expect a manic pixie dream girl to fix your neuroticism!
ok what other lies have i been told?

>>712519686
>master ()
a master WHAT?

>>712525173
Women make men better. Men make women better. It's one of the major tragedies of our time how bad sex relations are.

>>712518128
That'd be the coolest shit ever and we'd all like him.

>>712525661
is that a lie or the truth? answer me anon! answer me now!

>>712512772
I was in an ensemble for a specific kind of japanese music. It was fun for a while, but it felt weird because most people there were like 40 and most of them married women, not a single japanese nor asian.

>gay lesbian barn dance
>"omg it's so somber and romantic, what a magical experience"

>>712512335 (OP)
>>712512772
Why did BWC scare all the twittertards? The japs loved his performance so why should you be “offended” on their behalf?

>>712526418
They're so paranoid about committing racism with so many vague rules that if anything sets off their race ick they start freaking out and going "uh, bit weird guys! this is all... a little unusual!" because they don't actually know what they're allowed to do.

>>712526304
I don't know where you live, but that's one of the modern degeneracy has done on the Japanese. Most of them almost forgot their root and they don't even care the core spirituality, while just immitating the superficial asthetics (e.g., how a traditional Japanese gardon should look). And you can say the same to the Europeans.
Do they have to blame the Americans? I don't know, but they surely did destroy some huge part of the core spirit. It's ironic that the Americans the destroyers have a strange fascination over Japanese (and they always have had the same fascination over European culture) culture now.

>>712526907
this has done nothing to japan. It was even a group rooted in Japan. They visit Japan every year and perform at music festivals together. My issue with it was how inappropriate it felt not how it was. Imagine hiring a group for a traditional african performance and 2 swedes and a chinese guy show up. Similar how it feels more authentic if there is an italian chef in an italian restaurant.

Despite what v/irgins and twittertards tell you, most Japanese are happy with foreigners engaging and enjoying their culture. Why should they care what happens at a local event thousand of kilometers away anyway.

>>712525831
Its an unfortunate truth. Too bad women are a massive hassle. I don’t want to be better I suppose.

>>712526418
>Why did BWC scare all the twittertards?
it's unironically the consequence of the industrial revolution. should have smashed that weird wobbling oven when we had the chance...

>>712512772
He made them an offer they couldnt understand.

>>712526418
Americans are simply retarded.

>>712528453
Why do fake amerimutts project their fragility onto actual cultures and people so much?

>>712516329
same way european aristocrats invented powdered wigs and high heels for men, because they do whatever the fuck they want

>>712519293
I hate how this fag turned out to be a flip we really are the masters of cringe

>>712512772
This man has been folded over 100 times so he is up to the task

>>712525231
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sensei john fucks

>>712529110
isn't that that kuruminha bitch?

>>712529628
who?
She has OF.

>>712519293
I'm glad this guy got a real gf instead of the imaginary one and stopped making these comics, but it's a shame we won't see more of them because of how hilariously bitter they all are.

>>712519293
my mom says she's traumatized because a japanese kid ate lunch next to her once

>>712512335 (OP)

>ends up being kino despite this

based

>>712529351
Exactly. Half of this board forgot that history is just rich dudes going "yeah this looks sick" and everyone else having to cope. Whether it's sakoku fashion, Versaille drip, or some dude in Edo deciding 12 layers of fabric is the future, it's always been about flexing so hard people create ceremonies around it.