>Excuse me, is anyone there? Sir, we can hear you playing Counter Strike.
Your response?

>>712512789 (OP)
let my game on and leave from the backdoor

>>712512789 (OP)
It's Quake I don't evene know how to aim I just point the rocket launcher in a general cardinal direction and strafe jump like a spastic don't take me awya noooo

>>712512789 (OP)
is this the american version of the tv loicense?

>>712512789 (OP)
>U.S.Army
You're on the wrong continent saaars.
Now fuck off back to your jew owned and run, nigger invested 3rd world country.

I'm playing Counter Strike, why would I answer the door? I didn't order anything so fuck off, whoever you are.

>>712512789 (OP)
>*open door*
>KYLE! WHATS UP MAN!? I HAVENT SEEN YOU AINCE LAST TIME! HOWS IT GOING

>>712512789 (OP)
I start shitting my pants.

>>712512789 (OP)
I already served and am 100% PT&T

I'll serve by talking shit to chinese bots on dota and rivals

isn't inscipting civilians some last resort tactic when your country is in peril?

I just yell "I HATE NIGGERS" and I can spend ww3 in the brig eating hardtack. Easy peasy

>>712513168
cute. here's you rifle, enjoy the front line

>>712512789 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wJpdA-LE3o

>>712513161
Israel is getting attacked.
Of course this is DEFCON 0 to the mutts

>>712513168
hate niggers you say?... 11B it is

Alright, what happened

Are amerigroids getting drafted?
Please say yes

Your recruiting goals will need to increase by 2 if you don't get the fuck off my patio.

I <3 bigger women

>>712513360
Israel bombed iran

>>712512789 (OP)
I never played that game once in my life.

>sir, our greatest ally needs your suppor- ACK

>>712513161
not really, we do that every time some gets blackout drunk

Should Americans even be allowed to criticize other countries when they're owned and controlled by Israel?

>>712513617
Good, then you're young enough to die for Israel

>>712513656
It's not 2005 anymore, everyone hates israel now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYTy8TWM3JA

>>712512789 (OP)
no tengo papeles

>>712513752
Sure thing goy

>>712513957
Even trump turned on israel like a month ago

>>712513659
Nu uh. Autists can't get drafted. Me and 70% of this shit hole are in the clear.

>>712512789 (OP)
>MPs wearing their kit off base
I call their CO and watch their reactions to him going ballistic on them through the phone.

>>712512789 (OP)
I've played it once in my life. I didn't think it was anything special. Back then I liked Ghost Recon. And I played America's Army.

Information isn't obscure. You have your orders. Adhere to your conscience. End tortures. No experimentaton. You've been raised to know some good, see to it such can grow, survive.

Anything you can is of aid. A stance exerted anywhere keeps standards active.

Concern yourself with what you consider most important. Should be your girlfriend and her happiness. Get good at giving a good time. Pretend problems aren't a priority. Orders coming from the educated aren't imperative. Wherever you are is where to hold the line. Don't let other people inserting problems obscure the ones you know are your mission to resolve. Believe your own experiences, other information may be lies to change your side, and overlook the unacceptable, or enact it yourself.

Unfuck yourself first. Get fit. Provide alternatives rather than exlusively attacking what exists. Defend. Retain and focus on triumphs more than mistakes. Could be if you're not making mistakes you're not trying hard enough. Not superior to stand back and judge, failure could come from your uninvolvement.

Can't burgers just make prisoners volunteer for service like Russia does?

>>712514014
No he didn’t

Why don't they let autistic people join the military?

>>712514281
you can't cordon them off in their own suicide units anymore, so you'd just be getting a bunch of decent soldiers killed babysitting them
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_100,000
shit never works

>>712514363
Because autism is a disability, not the superpower your mommy and 4chinz told you it was.

>>712512789 (OP)
I have high blood pressure, I'm 30 lbs overweight and I'm a diagnosed Asperger plus I'm 34.

I couldn't even join the military when I was 18 like I wanted to because of the assured.

I'm not getting drafted.

>>712513752
but only the US is openly controlled by them.