Thread 712512875 - /v/ [Archived: 1074 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:19:47 AM No.712512875
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> no lasting power
> very rarely discussed anymore

What went wrong? This was supposed to be the ff7 equivalent of 2025 with weekly threads well into the 2030s.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:23:31 AM No.712513136
>>712512875 (OP)
Kingdom Cum 2 is nothing but blasphemy!
>Henry and Hans are gay for each other
>Musa the Malian Scholar, Physician and Explorer (who quickly went from "Al Fake" to "just a Trader" to big plot critical character with over an hour of dialogue that is part of the main story and can't be killed) lectures the player about how much more enlightened his society is than Bohemia over and over, and goes on about how they don't season dey food, you can also get relationship advice from him, or talk about jerking off, also you apparently have to defend him during a trial and if you fail it's game over with Henry getting hanged
>Henry apparently has a Jewish step brother, who he can be gay with? and teaches him about the plight of his people
>The Jewish quarter and synagogue in the game that wasn't historic, but added by the dev team for story purposes plays a major part in the main story and you will have to defend them from Antisemite Christians attacking them in a pogrom
>The main not-gay romance Option is supposedly a single mother that cheats on you with Musa?
>A gypsy prostitute from a gypsy camp you're to run errands for teaches Henry about hermaphrodites
>Henry gets humiliated or outdone by women several times
>There's a Quest about humanizing and making friends with the Cumans that invaded and pillaged Henry's village and killed his parents and girlfriend
>There's a quest where you have to help make a Golem using Jewish magic, and to do so Henry apparently has to taste bodies?
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:40:17 AM No.712513981
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>>712512875 (OP)
Go to the general. It's the only place where you can talk about it without constant whining.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:55:50 AM No.712514816
>>712512875 (OP)
Said who? The first game was a nothingburger noone cared about.
Only reason the second game was talked about at all was controversy baiting. It got Vulva what he wanted, and predictably he fucked right off after mumbling some shit about his beard and the sociopolitical ramifications of dyeing it.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:02:58 AM No.712515191
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>>712513981
Oh okay letโ€™s see what the general is all abou- AND ITS ALL FAGGOT SHIT YOU DISGUSTING BUG CHASING SMEGMA CHUGGING MUTANT! THIS IS WHY SHIT SHOULDNโ€™T BE MADE FOR YOJ IT JUST BECOMES A RETARDED LITERAL CIRCLEJERK.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:07:18 AM No.712515413
The first game was largely shit and mechanically unfocused. Only the setting was good. But Chuds loved it cause the devs were heckin based christians or something.
And then this sequel decided own the chuds while not bothering to actually make a better game. I dunno what that jew dev was thinking.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:08:33 AM No.712515505
>>712512875 (OP)
>>712513136
samefag + forced engagement thread
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:15:31 AM No.712515875
>>712513981
Any game or series with a general sucks. No exceptions.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:41:02 AM No.712517164
>>712512875 (OP)
its shit
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:02:42 AM No.712518212
>>712512875 (OP)
this is the fate of all rage marketing slops
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:06:31 AM No.712518406
It's kino, easily best open world rpg of the last decade.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:11:44 AM No.712518659
says a lot about the last decade
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:16:00 AM No.712518857
>>712512875 (OP)
i don't get all this drama about this
i was here before all the drama it was me nad 8-10 other guys, kcd never had the appeal due to it's setting and how it plays

i can imagine half of the people getting turned off by woke shit and making it impossible to talk about this game for the other half

it was still a great game and warhorse and expanding their studio so that's a great sign
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:17:46 AM No.712518943
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>>712518857
can be said for any non mainstream game really
non culture threads are super slow moving with very few people.

yes warhorse tried to make it more causal friendly but it wasn't enough any streamer that wasn't hardcore rpg guy dropped this game
because they couldn't bother to brew potions or find beds time to time
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:20:06 AM No.712519041
>>712518943
honestly i want more rpgs with good foundation and interesting quests and characters, wasn't a fan of heavily shill tainted grail
>>712513136
why would you lie on the internet
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:24:30 AM No.712519214
>>712518857
Played the first game because of the "Medieval Experience Simulator", quite liked it.

Played the second game because of the "Medieval Experience Simulator", liked it, though brought down by some weirdass African American nigger spouting bullshit about his great African American country. And a lot of jews. LOT of jews.

That's it. KCD 2 is a decent game, I liked it, I wish there wasn't that much jews or that African American time travelling self insert.

>We NEED the African American audience
dude wut
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:46:16 AM No.712520080
>>712518857
It's an absolutely fucking awful game, though.
They make literally (LITERALLY) every mechanic so much worse than the first game.
Oh yes, I absolutely want to mash the stack button when stealth choking/killing someone, oh yes this makes the game so much better.
Oh fucking yes, please have me reapply the gallop every few seconds instead of just toggling it on, so much giving fun.
Oh yes please, hand the horse and Henry move giving bad now, I absolutely didn't like the good controls in the first.
Fucking yes, make combos even more worthless and even harder to do (especially now that it's harder to see if an opponent just blocked you or did in fact perfect block thanks to the ducks removing the slow mo).
Oh oh oh (sry, just came) YES, please immediately give me tons of quests that have me run all over the fucking map... multiple times in the same quest. I also absolutely love the fact those quest covers themselves are also littered all over the map and that zero brain went into the quest design at all.
Oh my god yes, thank you for making alchemy absolutely brain dead, thank you for not bothering to make the smithing mini game any good at all, thank you for making hunting an absolute chore with the retarded butchering animation, thank you for nerding bows into the ground while being worse to use, thank you for making horse back archery completely fucking shit now.
The only thing this game did "better" than the first was to omit the shitty enemy guard dogs, and even then the first didn't originally have those.

It's an an absolutely fucking shit sequel in pretty much every level.
The graphics look nice, though.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:48:21 AM No.712520154
Unlike say Bethesda games where the combat isn't great, they are not in your face not fun either. KCD2 with even some Tainted Grail style combat would be talked about WAY more.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:49:18 AM No.712520192
>>712512875 (OP)
you play as a gay dude taking orders from a black muslim and you spend the whole game helping jewish synagogues against evil christians, and right wing chuds are the only retards who loved it, kek!
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:51:55 AM No.712520320
>>712512875 (OP)
>the ff7 equivalent
In a way, it is. Almost nobody actually played it.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:01:12 AM No.712520793
>>712512875 (OP)
So what is the verdict on this after all? I imagine the gameplay is pretty much the same, but is there a drop in the quest quality? For me where the first one shined were the side quests with multiple ways to complete and immersion.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:09:39 AM No.712521193
>>712512875 (OP)
Niggers and fags sucked some wind from it's sails, not gonna lie. That and the director was such a sensitive bitch. I'm in no rush to finish the first and play the second because of him.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:10:43 AM No.712521243
>>712512875 (OP)
It's GOTY 2025 for me.
I fucking loved it and had lots of fun playing through it. Hadn't played the first one, so played that right when KCD2 released.
Wish I could go back to February and marathon through both games again.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:50:11 AM No.712523049
>>712512875 (OP)
lying dev
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:58:39 AM No.712523472
>>712512875 (OP)
First one was dogshit. Why were people even hyped for this?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:15:52 AM No.712524238
>>712520793
every fucking quest is a chore
you slowly carry shit for minutes or dive into literal shit or get something out of a turd
lots of fecal """humor""" which shows how jewish the game really is
the quests are very poorly written, have endless yapping and gameplay wise are extremely repetitive
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:35:33 AM No.712525174
>>712512875 (OP)
I bet most people didn't finish the game. They just stopped after going to Kuttenberg.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:41:56 AM No.712525470
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>Already have the best armor before Kuttenberg
>10k grochen
>100k value stolen
>Not sure what to do with money anymore
Can you buy a house or a business in this game or something?
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:46:16 AM No.712525673
single player games don't have lasting power unless they cater to the sex mod gooners at elder scrolls general
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:51:30 AM No.712525907
>>712525470
no but you can fight antisemitism
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:54:44 AM No.712526049
>>712525470
You're already in super late game when you start the second act of the game. What a shit design. Same as Cyberpunk where you're already at Tier 5 gear by the town you reach Dogtown. The game was designed for pricks who rush the main quest.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:56:54 AM No.712526151
>>712512875 (OP)
The first game had one really big thing going for it, it was a semi unique game, an elder scrolls clone which hardly anyone does with all the medieval real history shit on top. Henry being a likeable chap and decent writing/VA were also some wins. But the last 20% or so of the game gets pretty sloggy especially with dlc. The second games second half is that 20%. And a second game doing something special is no longer special.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:59:24 AM No.712526259
>>712520080
There were a shit ton of Jews in Central Europe before big H did the needful.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:01:28 PM No.712526375
>>712512875 (OP)
>wypipo don season dey food
>WE WUZ REAL CIVILIZATIUNS YT BOI
Gee I wonder
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:02:03 PM No.712526395
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>>712515191
>check it to see if anon is just memeing
>IT'S AN ACTUAL, UNIRONIC FAGGOT CONTAINMENT THREAD FULL OF HOMOS TALKING ABOUT HENRY AND HANS GAY RELATIONSHIP ALL DAY
jesus fucking christ
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:03:08 PM No.712526446
>>712512875 (OP)
Anti-woke grifters grew tired after trying to paint it as anti-woke, only for the dev to call out grifters like them.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:16:15 PM No.712527123
>>712526446
I too wouldn't call the dev a grifter since the first game was woke too, just to a lesser extent than the second.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:23:47 PM No.712527506
>>712526446
dial 8
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:45:00 PM No.712528559
>>712512875 (OP)
too easy
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 12:49:06 PM No.712528748
>>712512875 (OP)
devs are lying sellouts and the normies ate up woke bullshit
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:19:55 PM No.712530179
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i hope more studios would make immersive RPGS
also nobody really cares about woke shit unless it's super on the nose