Thread 712515739

Have you ever attended any video game events/conventions/shows?

>>712515739 (OP)
Me on top.

>>712515739 (OP)
Me on bottom.

>>712515739 (OP)
attended Midwest Gaming Classic once
met Nostalgia Critic
annoyed a genuine Boomer that thought I cut in line
realized I don't like pinball

>>712515739 (OP)
Why are gloves and boots so sexy?

me in the back, under the drapery

>>712515739 (OP)
me

>>712515739 (OP)
Is OnlyFans purely popular among people with a financial humiliation fetish? I’ve never paid for any type of porn, but most of the leaked OF content I’ve seen was truly dreadful, usually either just pictures that have already been posted to Instagram with maybe a nipple slip, or absolutely and utterly incompetent out of focus clips with shit framing of some girl with bad makeup and lip filler giving an extremely unarousing blowjob in a messy bedroom to either a really out of shape guy or a roided up dude with cheap tattoos who grunts so loud the phone camera mic starts clipping. What kind of person pays for this? I can’t even fap to it for free.

>>712515739 (OP)
She should get a refund for the botched boobjob.

>>712516278
I follow a bunch of threads of the pornstars I liked when I was a teenager, they're all milfs now, sometimes they tried to retire but then ended up doing OF despite having kids or getting married or whatever
the idea that they simply couldn't escape the life of a whore is very appealing to me
but I've never paid for any porn in my life

>>712515739 (OP)
I regularly attended the big 3 in GA when I had a fukcing job, but lately I just go for one day to try to snag some deals on manga.

>>712516278
I think the appeal of onlyfans is that you chat with the girl (in reality you're talking to a pajeet 80% of the time), but I don't know for sure because I never used it.

>>712515739 (OP)
What did they mean by this?

>>712515739 (OP)
I thought breast surgery was advanced now and that MASSIVE under tit scar was a thing of the past? Is this just a really nice looking 45 year old? Did she get bargain tits from Brazil or what?

>>712516640
Follow up.. WHY does she think this is acceptable to show in public? Is shame not a thing? Fuck me.

>>712516640
>I thought breast surgery was advanced now and that MASSIVE under tit scar was a thing of the past?
I see it on e-trannies all the time

>>712516592
it's the implant

>>712516724
Why?! Where are they getting these tit jobs done? I get gender difference but don’t they all go under the muscle and put softies in there and stuff now? Tiny incisions? My gf watches botched and gay ass plastic surgery shows. The trannies get the same treatments as flat women.

>>712516640
Is that a scar? I thought it was the bag underneath pressing up on skin because of the pressure.

Saw a video of a Brazillian trannies butt implants do the same thing and she even had to rearange it. Looked insane.

>>712516640
>>712516592
Surgeons can wirk miracles now but for some reason there has been a rise in 1997 tier horrible boobjobs lately.

>>712516851
Idk!! It’s wild to just flaunt that tho. This bitch has a big head. Apparently losers like it, tho!

>>712516278
90% of it is indeed worthless slop made with an awful camera. You need to know what you want in advance.

>>712516983
DEI Surgeons.

>>712517039
wow this is fucking revolting, jesus christ

>>712516983
Plastic surgeries are done for profit so just doctors don't even try to persuade patients to change their plans because they know that they will just go to another surgeon if they refuse to operate.

>>712516278
You have to know what you're getting before you pay for it because you are almost correct. Out of 100 women on OF, maybe 3 will have actual content.

>>712517039
I would be so sad to be this type of size queen. That’s rough. That’s like a dude having a dong that nobody can handle. Most porn wangs.

My dong is a mere 6.5 inches and I’ve met three women with crazy shallow and tight vagoos and MY shrimple dick was a bit much. They got off from finger stuffs instead.

>>712517110
nta but it's even worse with sound, theres an uncomfortable, almost sickening squelching noise as she's somehow trained her cervix open to take those things and its AUDIBLE when it happens.

>>712517228
She's cheating by using stretchy silicone that compresses.

>>712517157
Are you sure..? Everyone I find or hear of in passing, with an OF, has their vagoo, tits, asshole, etc, for $5.99 a week.

>>712517039
There's always talk of porndick when it comes to getting off during sex, but surely no one using one of these regularly could ever cum to human penetration

>>712517297
No way! Are all the dragon cock dongs this? I just figured there are some INSANELY deep women.

I fucked a 95 lb woman once that asked me to fist her.. I felt like I was punching her lungs. Was a big turn off. I just
Left after she got off and jerked off st home.

>>712516983
It comes from two sources
1) women want implants too large for them
2) greedy docs who want to maxout their $/hr
It's mostly #1, because even the best surgeon must have enough flesh to work with to ensure the implant is positioned and covered well

>>712516983
>be surgeon
>client comes in
>5ft nothing 95lbs
>20% bodyfat
>she wants 34dd boobs
>tell her that her frame and fat allocation doesn't support the implants
>she disagrees
>tell her they are going to look like someone stapled two oranges to an asparagus
>she won't listen
>show her a 3d model of her body with implants
>she doesn't believe it
>do it and collect $25k
>refuse and she goes to some backalley butcher

>>712516278
OF is trash, you should never pay women to degrade their worth. Play h games instead anon.

>>712517039
This is genuinely disgusting.

>>712517039
Aren't these foam that basically compress.

>>712516592
They call that a tijuana tit job.

>>712515739 (OP)
I don't like being around people let alone filthy stinky nerds.

>>712516161
I don't know, man, but it's like witchcraft. Boom, instant bonie

>>712515739 (OP)
Been to comiccon twice, boring and cringe, too many ugly women in cosplay, too many smelly weebs and nerds.

>>712516581
In reality you're talking to an AI, actually.

>>712516983
>looked beautiful before
What causes this insanity?

You know the other day i acompanied a friend to get some facial procedure. At the office while i waited at the waiting room for her procedure to be done the only thing on the tv was nothing but sick commercials about the many tons of treatments showing before and after this and that. Many different things you can do to yourself. I was sickened ngl anons. These offices are predatory. Sure you go for one thing and they sell you 10 with all those commercials. Ofc this only works on the weak willed people who have low self esteem but ffffuck. Its downright evil.

I like not catching mysterious diseases because people don't go to these things clean and healthy

>>712518041
Then why did you let your friend disfigure her face? What kind of friend are you?

>>712515739 (OP)
>breast implants
>for a barely D cup
Go big or go home, skank

>>712518187
>Arguing with a wall
You should know people by now anon. You can try and talk to them but they'll still do whatever they want.