GAME RETARDATION THREAD - /v/ (#712517759) [Archived: 1172 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:53:16 AM No.712517759
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ITT: illogical and downright bad game writing/lore
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:56:07 AM No.712517903
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Fallout 3 (2008)'s Megaton:

>survive nuclear apocalypse
>hole up in still standing air strip with supplies running out
>decide to strip the airport of all materials, transport it across the dangerous wastes in order to build a shanty town in a crater made by an undetonated nuclear bomb
>no one objected to this
>the survivors at the airport considered this an effective use of resources
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:10:36 AM No.712518608
>dumb frogposter can't make a good thread
sad!
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:14:01 AM No.712518771
>>712518608
>zoomer retard can't even use 3 braincells to contribute to a thread
sad!
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:18:59 AM No.712518996
>>712518608
As if your threads are any better, weabnigger >>712518584
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:24:49 AM No.712519232
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>>712517759 (OP)
>game is called ASSASSINS creed
>go through the game
ASSASINATING PEOPLE
>ASSASINATE multiple high profile people to avenge your family who got murered
>ASSASINATE your way to the big boss and beat him
>''no i wont kill you, killing you wont bring back my family''
i loved AC2 but this was top tier retardation and the funniest shit ever was it bit Ezio in the ass the moment the next game started
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:28:02 AM No.712519376
Fallout 3 main quest premise
>we need clean water even though everyone, save for 3 homeless retards, is doing just fine drinking the water & subsisting off of 200 year old food that somehow still has nutritional value & hasn't been already looted
Fallout 3 blood ties quest
>kid murders his parents & gets involved with vampire larpers who have the luxury of going out of their way to specifically drink blood while living in a hyper dangerous post apocalypse
fallout 3 main antagonist
>tell the robot hes a retard & he should blow up his headquarters with everyone in it, reload the save before talking to him until he agrees & obliges
Fallout 3 james
>leaves vault getting his friend killed & pissing off the guy in charge of said vault & leaves his kid there to his fate so he can go make clean water that nobody needs because they survived off that water for 200 years & counting just fine
>later he kills himself to stop a handful of people out hundreds of people who are armed to the teeth & have vertibirds who want to take control of the water cleaning machine
Fallout 4 the railroad
>a group of people who are doing so well & are so safe in the post apocalypse they make the password to their hideout the name of their organization & focus on virtue signaling about & saving robots while raiders pillage actual humans & leave them alone all across the territory they live in
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 9:53:19 AM No.712520394
>>712519376
>bethesda status: obliterated

FO3's main quest is destroyed when you realize people could just collect and drink rainwater lol

It's also speculated this is why they didn't include rain as a graphical effect despite the engine having it for years, cuz it made the main plot utterly pointless
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:21:22 AM No.712521764
>>712517759 (OP)
>die in game
>die in real life
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 10:44:23 AM No.712522814
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>>712517759 (OP)
>>712517759 (OP)
>Yakuza zero
>everyone is killing each other over a plot of land worth 100 million yen

>I have 10 billion in my pocket
>I can earn another billion in minutes if I want to