>unplug my Switch 2 so I can play it in my backyard
>1 minute of gameplay = 1% of battery life
this can’t be right

how many charge cycles has it been through? I found that the battery life improved after 4-5 100%-0% discharges

>>712523465
Is this true?

>>712523384 (OP)
Damn, and I thought PSP had a bad battery

>>712523384 (OP)
It can't be helped, it's what you would except from a powerful handheld:
https://youtu.be/X66k6ukW9Ys?si=3nzHiHtgRGpYSNnK

>>712523384 (OP)
Have you tried not playing on your Switch 2 in your backyard?

>>712523384 (OP)
>i think technology is infinite, and if you wait enough time somehow we will magically have more power and more battery life AND improved graphics and performance because thats how the world works!
I really cant believe people are this stupid, and yet, im consistently proven wrong.

Weve been using the same fucking lithium batteries for years, and it isnt changing any time soon. We have at best increased battery efficiency by ~10% in the last 15 years, most of the growth was in battery life, and keeping them at or below 80% charge. If you thought "well the switch 1 was years ago so surely the new one will have 4x the battery! and also the new graphics and performance!" then you are purely, entirely, a retard.

>>712523465
>>712524643
Lmfao

>>712524643
I wanted to enjoy a cup of tea with my switch in a nice breezy evening, stop faulting me for wanting to enjoy the little things.

>>712524987
Then understand the limits of technology and only play small games like... stardew?
or get a battery pack, or extension.

>>712524987
Fair enough. Have you considered enjoying a cup of tea in your backyard on a nice breezy evening, but without the Switch 2 though? It may help with the battery issue.

>>712523384 (OP)
Is 100 minutes too good for you?

just buy a 10ft usb cable
handheld != portable you bigot

h-he brought the Nintendo Switch 2 into his backyard??
NINTENDO, DO SOMETHNG

>>712524987
>zoomerlites and their ADHD ridden brains cant enjoy a quiet moment outside in calm
>they NEED total, constant stimulation
>always need a video playing
>always need a game running
>always need music blaring
>cannot be alone with their thoughts (non existent)
>cannot ruminate
>cannot just be silent
>actively plays vidya with a sloptuber on the other monitor at the same time
grim.

>ARM CPU strong
>Now has equivalent battery life to a x86 'eck.
ARMsissies...

>>712525739
so this is the power of 8nm...

>>712524987
You can enjoy the small things for a small amount of time then.
lmao gottem

>>712525536
what exactly is the point of a handheld you can't take with you?

>>712523465
>it gets good after 5 cycles of charging

>>712525953
planned obsolescence thanks to limited battery life, need to make sure you get the Switch 3

>>712525536
>> cannot be alone with their thoughts
Being alone with my own thoughts can be exhausting since I have as many voices in my head as Mr. Du Bois does.

>>712524987
Better get yourself a power bank

>>712525953
that its handheld
Handheld and portable are two different things. No one said you could play it for 16 hours without being near a plug

but if you ARE away from power for a while, then you need to understand the limits of technology and realise you need to play less intensive games, or, bring powerbanks. Same with laptops, only they can afford to use bigger batteries because they are physically bigger and less portable because of it.

There is no excuse, Nintendo arent magic fairies. They cant make a battery 50% smaller, 80% lighter, 260% higher capacity, 240% more efficient, 60% faster charging, 90% cooler, 40% more energy efficient - all while keeping it affordable for a kids console.
Even if there was a magic battery that could run CP2077 for 40 hours instead of 1.5-2 hours, itd cost six figures and have the US military attempting to seize it.

The retardation starts and ends with you not knowing any of this.

>>712525143
oh no no no tell me I didn't hear that one correctly. Tendies aren't making concessions already are they?!

>>712527528
a handheld which isn't portable sounds pretty stupid to me. like a wii u.

>>712523384 (OP)
Reset your battery.
>Power it off
>hold both volume + and - buttons whilst powering back on
>keep holding them until recovery menu appears.
Apparently just being on that menu resets the battery, it should now display an accurate battery percentage

>>712523384 (OP)
>>712523465
>>712524247
you need to thermically activate the litihium ion cells to enable them to fully discharge and recharge to 100% efficiency - they ship them only partially activated so they have a longer shelf life if stored for long periods without being charged. about 3 minutes 30 seconds in an 800w microwave should stimulate enough thermic charge activity in the battery cells to fully activate it.

>>712523384 (OP)
imagine if it was more powerful like /v/ wanted
the battery would last 10mins lmao

>>712530076
this is true btw

>>712530076
Holy shit this worked.
Never expected good advice from this piece of shit website

>play indie game
>4 hours
Hell yeah.

>>712530076
I can't believe it, my Switch 2 is turbocharged! Thanks, anon!