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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:19:51 PM No.712530172
abby
abby
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How was she able to obtain this physique in a zombie apocalypse. Body builders need to eat over 4000 calories a day just to maintain mass similar to this.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:23:05 PM No.712530317
Pretty sure the devs said they gave her that body purely to de-sexualize her and no other thought was put into it
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:24:41 PM No.712530380
do you think that californian obese trannies know the first thing about nutrition
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:25:26 PM No.712530425
>>712530317
Why not just make her a male character?
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:26:59 PM No.712530506
>>712530317
and then they go ahead and make the plaeyr watch her get FUCKED anyway ahahahahaha. a FUCKING cutscene in my video game to get me horny and gaped for druckmann's vampire duck-cock
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:27:47 PM No.712530545
>>712530317
I read an interview where it was said a naughtydog concept artist (with a muscle mommy fetish?) accidentally left an abby edit up on screen and Neil saw it and thought "girls in games can look like THIS?". the rest was history.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:28:27 PM No.712530582
>>712530425
For the comparison between her and Ellie I would imagine
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:28:45 PM No.712530602
>>712530172 (OP)
Hokuto no Ken goons secret stash
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:29:55 PM No.712530653
>>712530172 (OP)
Bodybuilders don't need to eat 4000 calories a day. They need to eat 500 calories above their baseline to gain muscle, or eat their baseline caloric needs to maintain.

That being said, 99.9% of women cannot achieve Abby's physique natty anyway, so unless she found a stash of roids then Naughty Dog was being retarded when they designed her that way
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:29:57 PM No.712530660
>>712530172 (OP)
That's a man
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:30:28 PM No.712530689
>>712530172 (OP)
>How was she able to obtain this physique in a zombie apocalypse
she was created by a jew with a muscle fetish
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:32:58 PM No.712530817
>>712530172 (OP)
Well you see she's the main character and a Mary Sue and a self-insert for ugly women working in the industry, so she can look like that with the power of lying to the customer.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:33:17 PM No.712530840
>>712530689
>the jews did it
typical
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:33:35 PM No.712530850
>>712530172 (OP)
The funniest thing about this whole scenario is they was fucked because of their body model.

The model is a roided up crossfit "athlete" but the problem is, they have to claim she's natural. If they claim the body isn't natural, they'd dispute her claims to being natural in competitions and she'd probably sue them.
So they're stuck, they have a roided up woman but they can't in game or out of game ever imply roids because she'll lose her stuff and sue them in turn.

They get backlash from everyone for lying and this bullshit, they lose reputation and shit over it and the only way they'd save themselves from that, would open them up personally and professionally for the easiest case against them.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:37:05 PM No.712531023
>>712530172 (OP)
She's not real.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:42:50 PM No.712531279
>>712530653
>Gemini: Bodybuilders often consume a high number of calories, averaging around 3,800 calories per day during the bulking phase, according to the ISSA. This intake can vary based on factors like gender, activity level, and whether they are in the bulking or cutting phase. For instance, some pro bodybuilders may consume even higher amounts, like 7,500 calories per day, during their off-season.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:44:12 PM No.712531337
>>712530317
Given even the live action show had to basically find a normal ass woman to play her, even Cuckmann had to admit that "Abby" isn't exactly normal with a physique like that.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:47:30 PM No.712531494
>>712531337
>everything after the timeskip
Not even normies wanted that shit, kek
So good
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:48:16 PM No.712531526
>>712530172 (OP)
Didn't she live in a whole compound with it's own farm and such?
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:50:03 PM No.712531606
I have never met a woman I could not pick up and throw

This game is fucking retarded

I know 60 year old men that would laugh at this loose skank
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:51:20 PM No.712531669
>>712531526
And they just let her consume 10x the resources needed to survive in order to bulk up?
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:52:03 PM No.712531696
>>712530317
You can look at the pre-release stuff and see the muscles are much less aburd, so probably
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:53:10 PM No.712531758
>>712530172 (OP)
obligatory https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHTC9yuk6XM
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:53:39 PM No.712531782
>>712531669
Maybe her rations were proportional to her kill count. Keep your soldiers bulked so they can protect you.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:55:01 PM No.712531846
>>712530172 (OP)
This is just a man, and this is coming from someone who likes women with some masculine features
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:57:27 PM No.712531962
>>712531782
Maybe they were attempting a low tech super soldier program and chose their most retarded and vindictive trooper.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 1:58:10 PM No.712531993
>>712530172 (OP)
same way there's still gasoline 20 years after they stopped producing it
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:00:19 PM No.712532106
>>712531279
>during the bulking phase is the same thing as maintaining it
ok incel
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:00:48 PM No.712532131
>>712530172 (OP)
They just made a man character and said it is a woman. I don't even mean that as a joke or meme, that is very clearly what they did.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:01:17 PM No.712532153
>>712530172 (OP)
Who was she made for?
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:06:03 PM No.712532406
He got super heated that no one believed that his epic strong blackwoman in uncharted could beat up a dude, so he said "I'm gonna make the buffest, most absolutely jacked woman in the universe! and she'll beat up a girl!"

And everyone said "ew".
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:06:10 PM No.712532412
>>712531279
Yeah some bodybuilders eat that much during bulking, but as you'll notice, they invariably get fat as hell because your body can only build so much muscle each day until the rest just gets stored as fat

You only really need 500 calories above maintenance level to build as much muscle as possible. If you're on steroids that number might be a little higher like 750 or even 1000 since the extra hormones help your body build muscle faster, but 4000 calories is generally overkill, and 7500 calories is a straight up waste of money
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:07:14 PM No.712532474
>>712532153
Homosexual men
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:09:17 PM No.712532583
>>712530172 (OP)
>Body builders need to eat over 4000 calories a day just to maintain mass similar to this.
Tell me you've never been inside a gym without telling me you've never been inside a gym
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:09:54 PM No.712532609
American designs
American designs
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>>712532153
americans
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:13:13 PM No.712532809
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>>712530172 (OP)
Even Druckmann realised that it was a stupid idea and didn't cast a muscle freak for her role.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:15:07 PM No.712532921
>>712532809
I think he just didn't found one
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:20:49 PM No.712533257
tlou women in charge
tlou women in charge
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>>712530172 (OP)
Why are the leaders in a post apocalyptic world all women?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:22:59 PM No.712533363
>>712530317
i can understand desexualizing certain characters if they're not supposed to *be* sexual, like ET or an ewok or something, but it seems retarded to desexualize abby considering she is a sexual character in the game, as in, she has actual sex and attraction and shit

>>712531696
yeah i thought that design was pretty good desu
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:24:38 PM No.712533472
>>712530653
>>712531279
>>712532412
you will absolutely burn through calories if you have that much muscle AND you live an active lifestyle. i could not gain weight while eating 4000kcal a day when i was doing both boxing, weight training and biking to school at the same time
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:28:00 PM No.712533668
>>712533472
>thinking bodybuilders do cardio
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:32:19 PM No.712533917
>>712532153
>>712532609
yeah, just me.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:33:11 PM No.712533961
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>>712530172 (OP)
>Body builders need to eat over 4000 calories a day just to maintain mass similar to this.
lol, lmao even, she isn't even particularly big, that's literally a few weeks on a moderate dose of var. see picrel, 6 weeks on 10mg and bigger than abby, women regularly do up to 20mg.
meanwhile most dudes don't even bother with var unless they're cutting, as in they want to preserve the muscle mass while shedding excess fat after bulking
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:34:03 PM No.712534004
Why didn't they give her a pair of D cups
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:35:00 PM No.712534058
>>712534004
no plastic surgeons i guess
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:36:34 PM No.712534134
>>712530317
ah yes the solution to the men with tits problem is to just make the women men like in theater plays in the 1500s
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:36:51 PM No.712534150
>>712530172 (OP)
It's symbolic. She turned to obsessive training (at the cost of friendships and a relationship with Owen), spent years turning her body into a Joel-killing machine. If you're going to argue about calories you might as well worry about the way petrol seems to have an unlimited shelf life in TLOU.

>>712530317
>Pretty sure the devs said
Pretty sure you are making shit up
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:45:51 PM No.712534650
>>712534150
>It's symbolic. She turned to obsessive training (at the cost of friendships and a relationship with Owen), spent years turning her body into a Joel-killing machine.
her physique doesn't make much sense to that end. she looks like a bodybuilder, not a killing machine. professional soldiers etc. tend to have more lean physiques because 90% of the time you need cardiovascular endurance and some maximum functional strength. her physique looks like she does 0 cardio and instead does a very specific bodybuilder routine that makes her look more bulky. it makes especially little sense for the setting and the lifestyles within.

to me it seems like the writers just weren't worldly enough to know how "off" that physique is. anyone who thinks it's an ok physique for a woman living in the post apocalypse is just telling on themselves
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:56:16 PM No.712535306
>>712534650
That realistic lean physique would be visually boring and thematically weak compared to the striking effect of her having crazy jacked muscles.
It's a visual medium and it's animated so you should expect exaggeration.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 2:56:36 PM No.712535330
In 6 days it will be 5 years since this game released, and you're still seething and talking in the same circles as you were back then. Stop, for your own sake. It's pathetic.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:00:14 PM No.712535551
>>712535306
Why didn't they make her look cool instead?
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:00:49 PM No.712535580
>>712532609
What I love about this retarded logic is that muscular woman tends to have a expanded chest area so it means that their boobs are bigger than normal girls, but oh no, fuck realism, we will only give her big muscles with no tits, like they all had
reduction mammoplasty.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:01:19 PM No.712535614
>>712535306
ok well crazy jacked muscles on a 20 year old girl doesnt make me think "wow this girl must be badass" it makes me think "wow whoever designed her must be illiterate"

>It's a visual medium and it's animated so you should expect exaggeration.
everything else in the series is depicted with gritty realism
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:02:24 PM No.712535680
>>712534650
ellie already has the lean physique. abby's gameplay is more brawler oriented so she gets big muscle to match
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:03:26 PM No.712535737
Are there any mods to make her attractive? I pirated the game on PC but idk if I can stomache "her"
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:04:02 PM No.712535780
>>712535580
tits are made of fat
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:04:48 PM No.712535819
>>712535680
ok well why didnt they give her a suit of power armor then. make her even more brawler oriented
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:08:56 PM No.712536083
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>>712530172 (OP)
Steroids

They used a literal known roidtranny as her body model. The real funny part is that the roidtranny did it for Crossfit and she still sucks.
Juicing out of her god damn mind just to be top 100 in the retard Olympics.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:17:17 PM No.712536608
>>712536083
Since when are we calling foids trannies? Dumbass.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:19:29 PM No.712536767
>>712536608
roids are a hormone treatment
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:22:00 PM No.712536927
>>712536767
They're still foids, at worst pooners.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:22:20 PM No.712536940
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>>712536608
>women can't be trannies
You should rope
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:37:18 PM No.712537948
>>712536940
ywnbaw
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:38:37 PM No.712538036
>>712530172 (OP)
>she
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:40:37 PM No.712538181
1
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>>712537948
Stop touching yourself
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:41:28 PM No.712538252
>>712530172 (OP)
You may have had more luck getting a good answer on /fit/
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 3:44:08 PM No.712538446
>>712530172 (OP)
You don't need to eat 4000 calories per day to maintain a mass of 170-180lbs. The BMR for a woman that size is like 1600~. She'd have to be rucking all day to get up to that 4K number.