How the fuck do you beat Scrapped Watchman? - /v/ (#712544481) [Archived: 1088 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:11:34 PM No.712544481
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This shit is literally impossible, the game was fine and really fun until this fucking boss, I’ve been trying to beat him for two fucking hours without success, what a shit game, they tried to copy Dark Souls without understanding any of the things that makes Dark Souls so special.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:13:42 PM No.712544642
>>712544481 (OP)
get good
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:15:10 PM No.712544756
>>712544481 (OP)
Timed blocking and knowing when to be aggressive
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:16:54 PM No.712544876
Equip ching chong wo long glaive.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:20:20 PM No.712545149
You parry his very generous timing window basic attacks and dodge out of the aoe lightning attacks
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:20:54 PM No.712545182
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>>712544481 (OP)
Make sure to grab the Peepee upgrade that gives you second dodge

Dodge out of electricity

Parry the big red attack

In fact, parry most things.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:27:41 PM No.712545719
>>712544756
>>712544876
>>712545149
>>712545182
Is the whole fucking game going to be as hard as this shitty boss? I’m dropping it if that’s the case.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:29:19 PM No.712545836
>>712545719
Are you going to struggle with the enemies and bosses in the rest of this game considering you are not skilled enough to beat this very early game one? Yes anon, yes you will.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:30:36 PM No.712545943
>>712545719
Well this is kinda a tutorial boss, so
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:33:55 PM No.712546178
>>712545836
I am skilled, I beat Dark Soul, Dark Souls 3, Elden Ring and Demon’s Souls. This game is just unfair. Also, I’m fighting the boss without summons, if you used summons to beat him then don’t fucking talk to me.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:35:12 PM No.712546274
>>712546178
Well that's nice anon but clearly you aren't skilled enough to beat this game, and yes I have beaten the game without summons.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:45:42 PM No.712547098
>>712546274
Shut the fuck up, you retard
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:47:22 PM No.712547237
>>712547098
Seething doesn't make my point any less true.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:52:19 PM No.712547607
>>712546178
then suck it up and git gud scrub
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:54:26 PM No.712547771
>>712544481 (OP)
i just beat him. im pretty sure this is the point of the game where you must parry and its not a suggestion. also just summon a specter and its trivializes the boss.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:55:17 PM No.712547827
>>712547771
How many hours did it take to beat him?
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:56:42 PM No.712547940
>>712547827
like one maybe. you should have already realized the parrying is strong as fuck in this game.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:57:20 PM No.712547992
>>712547771
>>712547827
>>712547940
Yeah you're supposed to parry the entire game otherwise you're just making it harder than it ever needs to be.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:13:57 PM No.712549264
hit it till it dies
anyway its a shit game
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:21:11 PM No.712549793
>>712547940
> like one maybe
nigga you fucking lyin bitch
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:44:07 PM No.712551653
>>712544481 (OP)
There's a difficulty option now and you can change it mid-game. Just play on easy mode.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:45:06 PM No.712551727
>>712551653
I aint trash like you
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:52:35 PM No.712552341
>>712551727
I'm suggesting that because you ARE trash (if you're OP).
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:53:17 PM No.712552385
>>712552341
I don’t play on easy mode or use summons, scum.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:55:04 PM No.712552561
>>712544481 (OP)
Scrapped Watchman is very fair, he’s just the first actual challenge. Now is the time to git gud because the boss of the cathedral is going to kick your teeth in if you don’t start practicing now
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:56:44 PM No.712552701
Do all the people who whine about Lies of P difficulty just try to i-frame dodge through everything?
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 6:58:26 PM No.712552842
>>712552701
i never got the complaints. I beat this shit before a lot of the patches were done to make bosses easier. It wasn't that bad. I think the only trouble I had was that priest guy in the beginning and the black cats or w/e trio until I just decided to parry the big one until his weapon broke and then it was a cakewalk.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:00:48 PM No.712553027
>>712551727
it's psychologically interested to me that on the one hand you were struggling with this very early game boss, but also still want to belittle others.