>*cough* l-lets play some pro skater bro!

>>712570484 (OP)
That guy kind of looks like Tony Hawk

>>712571247
If he's old, what does it say about you?

>>712571369
It doesn't say anything about me it just means he's old

>>712570484 (OP)
>He's still skating

How the fuck are his joints not destroyed at this point? Is it just genetics? Or was wearing his protective gear over the years make that big of a difference?

>>712571369
Im old you. So are you. We are both dying. We get to watch our heroes die before we go. Good bye.

>>712570484 (OP)
Bam looks worse

>>712571474

So here I am...

>>712571463
>toxotranny
>stupid as fuck and unhealthy
yep

>>712571463
>Or was wearing his protective gear over the years make that big of a difference?
yes

>>712570484 (OP)
What the fuck happened to Tony? Is he really that old now?

>>712570484 (OP)
Cool, Tony Hawk now has gray hair just like me. It has been 20-25 years since we were at the pinnacle of THPS/"action sports" popularity after all.
Here's hoping we at least get remakes/remasters of THUG and THUG2, not that any of the games needed a remaster in the first place IMO

>>712571463
Literally every older skater that refused protective padding because it was "gay" is now retired.

Seriously, wearing pads isn't a big deal. Maybe it adds a little weight, maybe it changes a bit of balance, but you can work with it.

>>712570484 (OP)
SO HERE I AM

Anyone else feel like pop culture used to be a river and now it's a stagnant lake with various toxic runoffs from apartment buildings and businesses

He looks like he went to the beach that makes you old

>>712572654
>Seriously, wearing pads isn't a big deal. Maybe it adds a little weight, maybe it changes a bit of balance, but you can work with it.
Yeah but it's gay.

>>712572412
>Is he really that old now?
Yeah he is bro...

>>712572528
I bought 1+2 on switch and PC and love it. I'll be buying 3+4 just in the hope that it brings thug1+2 for you fags because that's when I stopped playing THPS and thought it was the reason why the games died. But we all deserve some THPS.

>>712570484 (OP)
FUCK YEAH

>>712571463
>>712572654
He also pretty much exclusively skated transition. It's a lot easier on your body.

>>712572767
True.

come talk about tony hawk and bam margera in earth rocker general on /xs/

>>712572879
Also true. As I get older I realize how fucked concrete is for joints. Also I don't mean to put down street skaters, those guys are daredevils. It's just that wearing at minimum some knee pads or a helmet might have helped.

>>712570484 (OP)
>people age
Truly, a shocking revelation.
Listen, I know it's a bit morbid, but I just hope we get the THUG remake before he kicks the bucket.

>>712572528
Dude after THPS4's soundtrack got absolutely gutted I'm not at all looking forward to what they'd do to THUG1+2

>>712571589
The contrast between Tony Hawk and Bam strikes me as kind of hilarious. Tony Hawk's got that family friendly look going on. He looks like the kind of guy who'd be talking to kids in a PSA about the dangers of drugs, how they should look both ways before they cross the street, how they should brush and floss their teeth twice a day, and the importance of staying active and exercising. Bam looks like the kind of guy that if parents saw their kids talking to they'd immediately grab them, walk away quickly, and call the cops.

>>712573004
Yeah man. I'm late 20s now and my knees/ankles are basically shot from drops, one messy landing has me limping for a week, and I wasn't even crazy with them either. It's amazing to me that people like Jaws can even still walk let alone ride a skateboard

>>712570484 (OP)
>people age
whoa....

>the hawk cares for his body and wears pads and helmets
>still gets to do what he loves
it's really that simple

>>712573439
It'll happen to you

>>712572821
I'm a THUG supremacist but 4 might be one of my favorites as well. I just never really liked the "do everything within 2 minutes GO" of the first three games, and THPS4 at least made those missions such as high score runs and SKATE things you had to start yourself.
Story is super cheesy and campy of course but I always liked it, too.
>>712573132
It's a sad inevitability of any game with a licensed soundtrack but definitely annoying. You can throw on a THPS4 playlist in the background, of course, but having to do that while still paying money for the "remaster" sucks especially considering zoomers will miss out on the soul of the original soundtrack.
>supposedly no AC/DC, no TNT
>the entire "unlock all" cheat being tied to the code "watch_me_xplode", a direct lyric from that song
I'm guessing the original cheats won't be in the game either, in that case.

>>712573264
>>712571589
>That time when Bam and Tony Hawk were hanging out and Tony heard Bam barfing up everything he just ate and told him he was bulimic and and should get help

The path's these two guys took is night and day. I'm still in awe that Steve O is the one who turned things around meanwhile Bam is barely above water.

Is X-Games still around? I remember it blowing up when the games came out

>>712573767
>I'm still in awe that Steve O is the one who turned things
He was probably the one I expected to do it the least, but now he's annoying and gay. "Did I mention that time I was in rehab and that time when I was still on drugs before I went to rehab for drugs?"

>>712570484 (OP)
who's that

>>712573742
Yes? Stop making fun of Tony.

>>712574214
I haven't made fun of him once faggot he was my idol growing up

>>712572528
>>712572821
>>712573132
The THUG games absolutely need to have the same free roaming/mission based structure as the originals or otherwise they'll be the definition of a soulless cash grab.

>>712573000
checked

>>712574479
Ok, faggot.

>>712574579
Alright, faggot.

>>712570484 (OP)
He's in great shape for his age. He still skateboards for fun, just not as hard-core any more.

We all grow old anon. I think you should be inspired so when you turn 57, you too won't be a fat fuck and will still be active outside.

>>712573767
I really don't see Bam getting sober and turning his life around any time soon. He just keeps going to rehab, relapsing, going back to rehab, relapsing, and going to rehab again. I've been in recovery for over 5 years now and it's one of the things I've recognized as someone just going through the motions of trying to look like they're making an effort to get clean but is only doing it because they're being pressured by family, friends, or employers rather than doing it because they actually want to get sober. Rehab will sober you up and you can go there as many times as you like (or at least as many times as your insurance and finances will allow you) but it's never what will keep you sober.

Is that Bony Tawk

TURN IT UP
BRING THE NOISE

the new pinball level in 3+4 looks pretty neat

>>712572716
The beach that makes you old?

>>712575695
Becoming sober is completely possible, many have done it. But you're right, the person needs to have a real desire to get over the addiction.

Just going through the routine because of social pressure isn't enough. He really needs to look in the mirror and think and believe "I don't want to do this anymore."

>>712570484 (OP)
if tony hawk asked you to play some pro skater with him, what would you even do? do you say no? are you gonna tell tony hawk you don't wanna play tony hawk's pro skater? i remember he had a dreamcast and shit on MTV cribs back in the day so you have to use a weird controller, but do you just play normal or do you go full THUG Pro sweatlord? do you give him a copy of Skate?

>>712577158
>>712575695
My gf is actually a therapist who works at a rehab facility, it's pretty sad how few people are successful on any given intake. But the ones who are motivated make it. She likes to have them physically write out a contract by which they've been living, the dysfunctional rules which they've intuited about the world that have led them down this path. Then she has them ceremonially burn that contract and sit down and write a new one to guide them going forward. The ones who are just going through the motions might think it's lame, but the legit ones who want to turn their lives around really love it.

>>712576812
GOTTA WASH YO ASS IF YOU MUST
OR ELSE YOULL BE FUNKEEeee

>>712577116
I think he means that movie "Old" by M. night Shyamalamadindong.

>>712577536
I have a Dreamcast. We WILL play on Dreamcast.

like to believe he loves skating so much he still does these instead of it just being an easy pay check

>>712570484 (OP)
Ayy tone please put me in ur game.

>>712578819
tony is pushing 60 and still does vert ramp skating and travels around promoting the sport. He is legit.

>>712571247

>>712575695
The problem is Bam is basically a manchild. Phil never really disciplined him and he expects everyone and everything to go his way and when it doesn't he flips out. Until he addresses those things he'll keep falling off the wagon.

>>712571463
The pads let you keep skating but everyone pays for the overuse of the joints. The old pros are into all the shit like stem cell injections, hyperbaric chambers and saunas and shit. They bring the stuff up often on the podcast tony does with jason ellis.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meAZq3Qy8mY
embed related is just an example, I dunno if they talk about it in this episode but it's a good episode and they do bring it up alot.

>>712579767
>why?
i lol everytime

>>712577158
Is it not worth "trying alcohol" then?

>>712579767
>>712580251
>Haha, I read your tweets!
Pain

>>712579005
HE'S IN

>>712580503
Earthrocker status?

>>712580332
aim for a nice buzz and drink only occasionally and you'll be fine. Getting drunk drunk rarely turns out well for you, having like four drinks in two hours and then slowing down is always a good time.

He's only 57 years old, huh? Tom Cruise looks younger than him and he's just 5 years older. At least he's not as decrepti as Mel Brooks. That guy will turn 100 when Spaceballs 2 comes out in 2027.

>>712570484 (OP)
I didn't even know he was sick.

>>712579767
Tony needs to take a page from Bam. If people see Bam at an airport, they'll immediately recognize him because he'll be completely shitfaced and straddling a TSA officer alternating between punching the shit out of the guy and puking on him because they found several grams of heroin when they ran his carry on through the x-ray and tried to confiscate it. If Tony Hawk did that a few times people would recognize him more often.

>>712573767
bam is gonna go through it again when his parents die
he has to stay strong

>>712578819
Part of the reason he looks like a Lich is because he still skates

How do I actually get into skating bros, I got a skate gifted to me and I can't even stand on the thing properly. It's a 7'5 and they said it's fine but I dunno I have 10.5 feet is that the problem or is it just that difficult to get going

>>712580715
The Sun whooped his ass more than age did

>>712575695
He's been hanging out with DDP, who has a history of setting his former wrestling colleagues on the right path.

Reminder, Tony Hawk still gets out there and skates. Not for tournaments obviously, but he gets out there. He's nearly 60 years old. NEVER let anyone tell you you're too old to play any sport or to any kind of physical activity.

Who will you be maining in 3+4
I'm going with the new aussie gal

>>712570484 (OP)
fuck this woke traitor

>>712581814
Tonya Hawk?

>>712570484 (OP)
>Ready to skate into a RADICAL reverse mortgage?

>>712581084
Buy a board and ride it. You're overthinking this as a beginner. If you can't even ollie your deck width doesn't make much difference. Most people ride an 8 these days though

>>712580715
Tom Cruise wasn't chilling in the California sun as a living for 40 years.

>>712581084
https://youtu.be/Aa0tIDTNodQ?si=6dtBtv0snPylP7Xi

>>712577959
>I think he means that movie "Old" by M. night Shyamalamadindong.
NTA.
https://youtu.be/etaA94eM2AE

>>712571247
who?

>>712582612
That guy

I really really liked American Wasteland.

>>712582736
I think I have that or Sk8land on DS. So far I've heard the only bad games are Downhill Jam and 5.

>>712581084
Don't read the spoiler yet.
The board size doesn't matter. Like people want bigger boards for vert or stability while landing or smaller boards which flip easier but that's not anything you have to worry about yet. Stand facing forward with your legs shoulder width apart and then jump and turn yourself sideways in the air and land. Do this right now, no matter where you are. The honest to god best thing to do is just push around mostly. Do tic tacs. Stand on the bolts and weight your front foot and bring the back foot a few inches forward and then weight your back foot and bring the front even and then a few inches forward and set it down, so you're basically just walking the board forward. You'll look like a retard but you'll learn board control. Everyone wants to rush into the tricks but you learn them so much easier if you're comfortable with your balance and weight manipulation while you're moving around on the board.
when you stood facing forward and jumped and turned sideways in the air, whichever leg you brought to the what was your front when you were facing forward is your dominant leg. If it's your left your natural skating position is regular with your left foot on the front of the board, if it was your right leg you're goofy and your right is your leading foot. It will be more comfortable to learn in your natural stance but this is not a scientific test so try both ways.

>>712571247
>kind of

>>712574994
>I think you should be inspired so when you turn 57, you too won't be a fat fuck and will still be active outside.
>57

If OP even reaches that age

>>712582926
A bit yeah

>>712582926
Now that I think about it, maybe he doesn't. You're right

>>712572163
saaaarrr

>>712573264
They're all faggots.

>>712582736
It could've been good with a bit more time

>>712570484 (OP)
In 20 years, we will be playing Tony Hawk's Pro Wheelchair

>>712572528
I used to make my character a girl, wearing nothing but a coconut bra and those short shorts. And the cutscene briefly had the camera zoom in on her bare feet.

Was extra funny when Eric was trying to pass that off as him, somehow.

Hi I’m Tony Hawk and it’s time to get old

>>712586923

>>712570484 (OP)
>No campaign

>>712570484 (OP)
Is that Tony Hawk?


Why?

>>712587414
How in is he on the joke, at this point?

>>712575695
You can get the monkey off your back, but the circus is always in town.

>>712580715
Tom Thumb does plastic surgery, hair transplant, and botox.

>>712573752
>It's a sad inevitability of any game with a licensed soundtrack but definitely annoying.
They seemingly didn't even try if rumours are to be believed. But even if those rumours aren't true, why in the fuck would Goldfinger not be on board at the very least?

>I'm guessing the original cheats won't be in the game either, in that case.
There were a couple of cheats in 1+2, but you had to unlock them, so it seems likely that they would bring those back, but they never had the typing in codes cheats.

>>712574492
I won't bother buying it if it doesn't have a 2-minute mode, because I lost interest in the franchise because of THPS4/THUG ditching the 2 minute format.

>>712573767
First time I ever saw Steve-O sober was during the roast of Charlie Sheen.
Shit gave me a newfound hatred for Amy Schumer when she cracked a joke about Dunn dying and how everyone was sad because they had hoped Steve-O had died. You could tell by the look on his face the joke made him really uncomfortable.

How are they handling the game modes this time around? 3 had a timer and 4 had both open world and a classic mode in the base game, didn't it

>>712571474
kys im 34 that isn't old, my grandpa and grandma are both post 90s

Tony's aged a lot better than others desu

Dude was already in his 30s with pro skater 1 came out

>>712591572
>Hits a kick flip before he dies

I think Tony Hawk just spent/spends a lot of time outside so his skin has prematurely aged compared to most of us that spend all our time indoors. When it comes to actual health of the body he's doing fantastic for all the punishment he put his body through.

>>712591968
That's exactly it. He's pushing 60, while having spent basically his entire life baking in the unrelenting California Sun on either dry pavement or a beach/ocean water (he was super into Surfing as well).
Shit like that ages your skin like leather.

>>712580210
the all time greatest example of his has to be Rodney Mullen, who was using his car's wheel wells to basically torture himself in an attempt to stop his hips from basically fusing together.

He learned to do this at 3 am, in basically the most deserted places in LA because otherwise his screams of agony were so loud it would attract cops, and he had no fucking way of explaining what he was doing to himself that didn't make him look insane.

he should have used more sunscreen.
the uv index especially in cali in the summers is always 11+ you practically gotta take a bath in it to go outside without getting turned into a crocodile.

He's almost 60. How come Reddit can never understand aging?

>>712580715
>Spaceballs 2
Wut?

>>712592941
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewKuhclROA0
Worth mentioning is that Rick Moranis came out of retirement for it.

>>712580210
Is this still going? The last upload I saw of this had LAST EPISODE in the thumbnail but they didn't mention anything of the sort in the actual video

>>712570484 (OP)
THUG bros, if he dies do we still have any hope for a remake?

>>712591676
>Cuts to a shot of the night sky
>Special Trick.wav

>>712593357
>Mel is going to be a hundred when this movie finally comes out
Wew

>>712593357
I'd watch it but I have a rule about ignoring anything related to Goy Wars sequel bullshit
They should have made this 20 years ago right after the prequels

>>712589915
you have maybe 20 years left where you can kinda function like you used to, but with pain, and then another 30 or 40 of being basically useless, shitting yourself in public and shuffling around in pain and humiliation until the idea of vanishing in to the abyss and not existing any more doesn't sound so bad.

>>712579767
>>712580251
>why?
literally, how do you answer without sounding mad

>>712595074
"I rawk"

>>712588941
>I won't bother buying it if it doesn't have a 2-minute mode, because I lost interest in the franchise because of THPS4/THUG ditching the 2 minute format.
L take

>>712570484 (OP)
>>712572412
>>712573058
>>712573439

He’s a rough 57 then again he always looked older than his age

>>712587953
The joke comes from tweets he made so I think he's up to speed

>>712592273
Even skin wise he looks better than a lot of tradesmen I know did at 40. All things considered he's aged pretty gracefully

>>712595001
this is why i refuse to give up my semi-physical job, because this would be true for me if I didnt move around sometimes. The day I end up behind a desk for work is the day I die

I will learn how to skate bros, don't let skating die

>>712588254
Tony does Coq-Q10

earth rockers
we won

>>712599168
i think it's pretty cool that tony can actually be referred to as a "legendary skateboarder" without any bullshit or stipulations. like, anyone who has ever heard of skateboarding has most likely heard of tony hawk

>>712570484 (OP)
He looks 67.

>>712599168
>gamer meds
Stop pillpopping like a noob

>Are you Tony Hawk?
>Yes
>Why?

>>712570484 (OP)
Can you guys please not make fun of Tony? He's my hero

>>712601483
Ok Tony

>>712601483
Who's Tony?

>>712599168
i like how they have to say "legendary skateboarder"

>We all get old
>We all will die

https://youtu.be/_e5hvHL2WTg?si=Hd97QfUWO456Z7iR&t=33

>>712603004
Damn Tony can't sing

>>712572654
>Literally every older skater that refused protective padding because it was "gay" is now retired.

You don't skate. Rowley is still ripping. Reynolds is still ripping. They were both in THPS1 and wouldn't be caught dead in pads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71bNp8cMFAc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCydx2UlC40
Daewon just turned 50 and is still one of the best alive. I've never seen him wear pads. https://www.instagram.com/daewon1song/?hl=en

>>712582228
No one rides 8 anymore, the last time you skated was probably a decade ago

>>712570484 (OP)
He did a 900 recently, he's still got it.

being over 30 I don't think I have much earth rocking left in me

>>712581814
she cute https://www.youtube.com/shorts/PgssNhaZHro

>>712572654
kook

>>712570484 (OP)
He does not look good for 57.
What does this? California sun?

>>712605703
Wut, I'm sure it's still the default
If that's not it, what is

>>712595165
i'll never forgive her for ''fixing" her teeth

>>712570484 (OP)
He looks like the average poster here

>>712606014
8.25 is on the lower end at this point. 8.38 is pretty popular and 8.5 is not considered wide anymore. A lot of people are skating 8.75.

>>712594374
I thought he died?

>>712606252
But why

>>712606360
People are valuing having more stability over being able to flip your board fast. "Tech" flip-in-flip-out stuff isn't as fashionable at the moment. I just clicked on a random brand and not a single one is 8.0. There is one "mini" and one 7.81 but out of the several dozen other models they are all bigger.

>>712606262
Only his soul lucky for him Hollywood is dying so he's cashing in on that sweet nostalgia. He's got the last 40 years worth of fuckups to sift through for easy wins.

>>712603004
horrible autotune, come on tony

>>712606067
Did you forgive her for taking tygas bbc?

>>712579767
>why?
every time

>>712606715
yes, I would do the same

>people age
wow

>>712570484 (OP)
Tony Hawk’s Prostate Exam

T-totally rad! Haha, that would kill me in real life! Ow, my knee! Damn arthritis!!

>>712606768
Go to sleep, Kylie.

I always played the games but I couldn't skateboard in real life, I can't even stand on one without falling off.

>>712573767
Like most sober druggies steve O's entire personality turned into mentioning how he's sober now and telling people about the entertaining shit he did while high.
In terms of being entertaining Bam wins.

>>712575695
Why do people desperately want bam to turn into another boring sober junkie to get lectured from about how getting high is bad?
Just let him make an ass of himself if that's what he wants.

>hear a local news report of a dad doing an ollie in his driveway but somehow botching it and landing on his head and died
ever since then i always wore a helmet. you got one chance at life, wear the fucking thing. i'd say the same thing applies to skiing but every skiier wears it and snowboarders are too cool to wear one.

>>712589803
Imagine thinking Amy Schumer is too spicy.

>>712607648
I wouldn't even want to spend a single moment thinking about that rancid cunt.

>>712607434
As far as skiers and snowboarders, I think a lot of them just underestimate how bad a fall while skiing can be. They probably just think "Oh it's just snow how bad could falling be", not realizing that hitting your head on corduroy pattern snow, packed snow, or especially icy snow can give you a really nasty concussion. There's a lot of shit people underestimate the dangers of while skiing.
Especially tree wells. The one fatality I encountered while I was a volunteer ski patrol was a guy who decided to go off the trails and through the trees. Dude fell head first into a tree well, got stuck, and suffocated before we found him

Do young people even skateboard anymore

Does /v/ even skateboard anymore?

>>712609332
They do.

>>712607176
>>712573959
Its not really proselytizing its more that clean druggies do it because its a self reminder and an outlet to vent. It supposedly actually helps them stay clean. When you realize theyre talking to you about it as more they are self reassuring their sobriety it becomes less annoying and you just nod and smile cause why not if it helps them stay away from their demons

>>712588941
> I lost interest in the franchise because of THPS4/THUG ditching the 2 minute format.
I think the free roam approach is better. I think part of the reason I never cared for the 2-minute timer is that it never really felt relevant. Only the high score challenge justified the timer, all the other ones are just a matter of restarting the level and only focusing on that if you want. And when you are in the zone and having a blast, being kicked out of it just feels terrible. The timer didn't really add much.

>>712592561
You'd be surprised how many people unironically believe Tony Hawk is a fictional made up character.

>>712570484 (OP)
>your face when tony hawk will die in your lifetime
[spoiler[are you gonna attend his funeral anon?[/spoiler]

>>712609332
90's culture is making a comeback among young gen Zs and gen alpha currently.
The Jet Set Radio / punk aesthetic specifically is becoming quite popular

>>712579767
Kek

>>712570484 (OP)
HE'S DYING SAVE HIM

>>712609332
honesly too scared of eating shit and breaking bones. would rather ride a bike

>>712611181
>Tony is legendary enough to get a state funeral
And he still has doubts about his legacy.

>>712571463
He broke his femur some years ago, it took him out for like 3 years

>>712611181
I'm going to walk outside and do a kickflip in his honor.

>>712594292
He will not die in at least another 30 years man

>>712612271
Don't jinx it bro.

>>712609332
I saw someone skating outside my building yesterday, and I live in Asia.

Yelled at them to do a kickflip and they did, then manual'd away down the sidewalk.

Anyone ever met Tony in real life? He's the coolest, nicest celebrity I think there ever will be

In 2005, I fucked Mike V on the train tracks behind a Ross Dress for Less. Man, his ass could grip. Real tight, not a hair on it, and a sphincter you could only dream of. I had fun at first. But he was so weirdly macho about it. He kept saying things like "thats right bitch, am I gonna make you nut?" and "fucking fag I bet you can't wait to bust in my fat hairy man ass hahaha faggot". I just ignored him and kept railing. He continued unironically calling me his bitch and a fag as he had several hands free prostate orgasms spilling seminal fluids onto the train tracks, getting more angry and dominant after each one. "Yea i bet you like dudes. You look like a pussy" he'd say "I cant even feel your limpdick bitch." I just kept clapping, wondering wtf is up with him. After about 20 minutes of railing Mike's boypussy, drenched in sweat and his cream, I finally got a nut off despite his constant berating and degrading comments. He immediately hopped off, laid flat on his back and bent his legs over his head so the cum dripped out of his asshole directly into his mouth. "The fuck you looking at? You like this gay boy?" He kept saying. After he got every last drop. He cackled like a rooster and punched me in the face as hard as he could. He nearly broke his hand, but I was fine. "Fucking fag" he said as he limped off into the sunset, shaking his wrist. That was the first and last time I fucked Mike V on the train tracks behind the Ross Dress for Less

>>712579767
>"Why?"

>>712612526
fun fact, people aren't allowed to be tough without also being gay

>>712573058
more like before he kick-flips TC's roof gap

>>712612526
>I bet you can't wait to bust in my fat hairy man ass hahaha faggot
>>712612526
>Real tight, not a hair on it,
These fucking AI are worthless... Is consistency within a single paragraph really this difficult for these bots?

>>712612958
they work one word at a time

>>712613140
Yes, but they draw context from previous tokens.
Or at least the good ones do, not whatever cheap Chinese shit that guy's probably using.

>>712571656
OK, thanks, good bye.

>>712612526
What the fuck

>want to get this
>no career mode for 4
oh come on niggas

>>712579767
>who?
Hilarious

I played the new demo and it's just...... the same game but worse. My eyes tell me that it looks better but my brain just repudiates UE5 asset stocks and effefts

Been watching a shitton of Tony hawk stuff and listening to some of his podcasts and whatnot
He seems like such a cool fucking dude.
I've recently got into skateboarding because of my gf, it's pretty fun. I keep catching my fall with my hands though.

>>712613760
not your personal blog zoomer faggot, i hope you killl yourself doing a flip

You can preorder to access the 3+4 demo, you can play it "free" on gamepass, or you can pirate it. Why aren't you playing it?

>>712613810
This guy intentionally came into a thread of something he doesn't like! Whoda thunk!

>>712570484 (OP)
Tony Hawk Pro Skater 5 where all your stats are 1 and if you stack it breaks all your bones and you never recover

bros I rollerskate... can I post here?

>>712613846
I 100% THP3 a few weeks ago. I need to detox for a while.

>>712582842
Do you have a video demonstration of the walking the board thing?

>>712579767
Niggas be nonplussed and shit.

>>712613990

>>712613865
Tony Hawk thread =/ your personal blog you fucking loser

>>712593357
what happened to the quest for more money?

>>712571247
You're right. Wonder what he's doing nowadays

As fun as these games are I wish more devs had licensed out the THPS4 engine and made something more unique with it. The only example I can think of is Disney's Extreme Skate Adventure.

>>712613846
>pirate it
I thought it had denuvo?

>>712605829
puke

>>712614837
no u

>>712573767
Bams been doing better lately. DDP is a miracle worker

>>712582736
Based THAW Scholar. It had the best presentation of any of the THPS games

Project 8 was the best TH game, don't even @ me.

>>712571247
>That guy kind of looks like Tony Hawk

It's Tony Hawk's dad: Tony Hawk

>>712573000
I didn't even know we had a board like that.

>>712612526
Based

>>712614060
Very first thing here, penguin walk. https://www.tiktok.com/@oliwiakrupinska4/video/7343578658935672096

>>712614345
I took this man's word as gospel in a previous thread. I paid for it so I never looked into it.

>>712195878

>>712572163
>brownpost

I got to shake Tony Hawk's hand at Boom Boom Huck Jam after his run when I was younger, that's like the only celebrity encounter I've ever had.

>>712619421
I touched Sen Dog's arm at lollapalooza in 94 or 95. I also saw this ratty looking roadie type guy come into a CVS I was in and I come out and off to the side of the parking lot is this rusted old muscle car and standing next to it is either the best Willie Neslon impersonator ever or Willie Nelson.

>>712619421
>tfw closet brush to fame I've had was seeing Valentino Rossi during an improtu pit stop during one of the WRCs
He pulled a pretty sick burnout and drift on the way through.

>>712619421
I saw Karl Urban at the mall once. Didn't approach him since he was with his kids tho.

>>712592487
holy fuck

>>712611181
Can you just walk in on funerals uninvited?

>>712619987
He basically had to grind the end of his femur (I think) against the hip socket to get it to be smooth and round again so he could have the normal range of movement. It's absolutely insane but when you consider would Rodney Mullen do this so he can keep skating then it makes sense.

>>712592487
>When scar tissue breaks free, it feels like dried gum snapping in half, or uncooked spaghetti cracking apart.
Jesus FUCKING Christ

>>712620128
>He basically had to grind the end of his femur (I think) against the hip socket to get it to be smooth and round again so he could have the normal range of movement.
Metal as fuck.

>>712582182
lol

>>712586670
Holy fuck, when I read THUG I also recalled when I was 12-13 and made a girl character barefoot, with the least amount of clothes possible, and waited for cutscenes that showed her feet up close. Then I saw your post and it felt so surreal. How the fuck did someone else do something so autistically specific as I did with the same game, and I happened to read it?

>>712592487
This is a very specific scenario, but imagine moving to a new place, not being able to sleep from nerves and just randomly hearing someone screaming in the distance at 3AM almost every day.

>>712592487
why could this not have been done surgically

>>712620841
From what I'm reading they thought surgery was too risky and they basically told him he was fucked

>>712580210
Are you ilmplying that sauna'ing is somehow noteworthy or as remarkable as the other two things you mentioned?

>>712592487
>who was using his car's wheel wells to basically torture himself in an attempt to stop his hips from basically fusing together.
>it's real
What the fuck

>>712620816
And you can tell it's the same guy too

>>712621069
Hey, with the crazy shit that's happened with saunas maybe it is. Never forget the times the finns lured a russian to his death with a sauna competition.

>>712592487
Can you visualize this for me?

>>712621157
Oh I remember buddy. That's his skin melting off after they threw cold water on the guy.

>>712592487
Why not just pay for black market experimental surgery in Turkey or Indonesia at this point, holy fuck

>>712592487

Sorry, Tony. 1+2 was $40 so that's what I'm paying for 3+4; with doomguy, of course.

>>712621221
>your knee joint is fused together and can't bend because of scar tissue
>lie next to car
>void between the tire and the car body is curved
>shove in your leg
>push to try and bend it to follow the curve and break the scar tissue locking your knee

>>712621438
knee = hips?

>>712592487
Did it work?

>>712582842
Are you Tony hawk?

>>712621438
Not his knee joint, where the femur slots into the hip. They were calcifying and locking together.

What's the point, man?

>>712620690
For me it was a miniskirt. Yes, you can see pantyshots in all classic TH games with customization. There's even a very obscure secret where you can choose a grey skin option for your character (you can tweak the color separately so it looks like human), this way she won't have white panties, it'll be black down there, almost like thick pubes.

>>712573264
so basically what you're saying is that Bam is an earthrocker?

>>712606794
I didn't knew he was an actual baby boomer. I thought he was a teenager in the 90's and 20's back in the early 2000's.

>>712621903
He's not, he's early Gen X. Baby Boomers ended in '64.

>>712621903
I think that’s gen X

>>712592487
Rodney Mullen loves skating more than some people love their families.
>Playing THPS3 for the first time
>Unlocking the skater videos
>They're cool but nothing that amazing, I like how some of them are more personal stories rather than just skating tricks
>Get to Mullen
>Fucking awe struck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1YeMXE6Wn4

>>712622154
>Rodney Mullen loves skating more than some people love their families.
No shit. Lesser men would spill their most closely held secrets under pain of that calibre, let alone willingly subject themselves to it.

>>712622250
Apparently he also likes to skate at night just so that he doesn't feel like he has to put up a performance for people. He reached Skater Nirvana.

>>712572767
>protective gear is fucking gay
>refuses to wear seat belt
>dies
lol

>>712599168
Where did he lose all his money that he has to resort to pill ads?

>>712621601
Haha I get that a lot.

>>712622875
They stopped selling his games for a while. He probably made more money from that than anything else. Although I doubt he was strapped for cash or anything.

>>712595001
>>>712589915
>you have maybe 20 years left where you can kinda function like you used to, but with pain, and then another 30 or 40 of being basically useless, shitting yourself in public and shuffling around in pain and humiliation until the idea of vanishing in to the abyss and not existing any more doesn't sound so bad.

That's because people don't exercise frequently, eat garbage food along with vices such as smoking, drinking and staying up all night. I believe the millennials will come out a lot better since they avoid many of the things either by choice, or because its too expensive to do all of that shit. Zoomers should follow suit.

>>712622875
Money inflates to shit if you don't deal with it properly, if it's not invested in an asset or into something that brings returns, you'll quickly find yourself poor again. A lot of lower class people who stumble into vast wealth end up that way because they simply don't know how to manage a fortune to make it self sustaining or they whittle it down spending it on stupid shit. Honestly in his case I think they just approached him for the gig and he saw no reason to say no, money is money and he's got the time on his hands.

>>712586670
>Was extra funny when Eric was trying to pass that off as him, somehow.

I would play as a 7 foot tall abomination with inhuman proportions, neon green skin and an exposed skull, and Eric somehow convinced everyone that was him. He taped a cutout of his head over the center of the screen and claimed it was an aesthetic choice.

>>712614220
There's no way they're not calling the new one "The Search for More Money."

>>712623331
you can't escape dementia. it's genetic

>>712621559
yes and he's still skating today, he had a video this march.
I wish I could love anything as much as that man loves skating

>>712621903
He was 31 when he did The 900.

>>712623720

train your brain, learn languages and/or skills, it will slow it down at least

>>712622875
Tony Hawk was always willing to do ads. Totinos' Pizza Rolls when he's young, heart meds when he's old. It tracks.

>>712622875
Would you turn down basically free money?

>>712622875
I squandered it on BMX games like Off Road Fury. I really love video games but I’ve always hated skateboarding

>>712623331
Zoomers are already way ahead of the curve on avoiding vices since they can't afford groceries, they just need to stop doing galaxy gas or whatever the fuck that mixture is they like to huff instead of drinking, smoking and getting high. On the flipside, not being able to afford anything means you can't afford decent food either, most people eat like shit these days, especially since even most normal foods, at least in america, are pumped full of literal poison.

>>712579767
>That ain't Lance Armstrong.

man
is it ever good enough for some people?

>>712622875
I don't think he wasted his money, he's just one of those people who can't stop working.

>>712622134
Huh? You are right, that's weird, last I checked baby boomers last from the 50's to the entire 60's. With genx being born from 70's to 80's.

>>712623990
Yeah, I didn't he realized he was already that old when he did that. I just assume he was on his mid 20's back then.

>>712628250
The cool name, California dialect and tone, and general youthfulness he managed to maintain for a long time definitely made him seem a lot younger.

>>712628028
This is the generally accepted chart I keep seeing thrown about.

>>712628540
>silent & greatest generation worked so hard for the future of their children(boomers) they created a country & economy so great their kids grew up so spoiled & entitled they managed to completely destroy what their parents had built in just a couple of generations.

them WWII vets seriously over corrected with the "I'll work so my children never have to go through what I did"

>>712629340
You know how they say that suffering builds character? Well, boomers were almost entirely insulated from suffering of any kind.

>>712592487
I've never met him, some of my friends have at talks, but I live in London and he had been living here for about half a year because his wife was working in town on a film. He only tends to skate at night for the privacy and, idk, he just likes the quiet. For 6 months skateboarding Jesus was in town, skating carparks at night, sometimes in the rain, and not a single skater I know had any idea. I still think about staggering home drunk some night, looking through the fog, and seeing Mullen to some insane casper flip thing, and no one believing me if I told them.

>>712629480
Possibly a master troll, too

>>712581814
Groundhog-era Muska.

>>712570484 (OP)
Oh fuck oh god hes looking like bill clinton

>a-anybody remember the 90's?
It sure is weird how culture just sort of ended once the internet was created

Does Bam being back affect the timeline?What happened to Tony C after 1+2?

>>712570484 (OP)
I like how he keeps posting about people recognizing him in public but my mental image of Tony Hawk is so different from what he actually looks like that I would never be able to

ton e-hawk

>>712609331
Just look at what happened to Michael Schumacher as an example

>>712629464
suffering doesn't build character. both wars left countless people broken and/or starving.
what you're witnessing is survivor bias. harsh conditions and suffering cull the worst-suited so only the best survive. thus it led to a better society overall, but only for the ones who survived. the funny thing is people love to argue at length in favor of culling until, contrary to their expectations, they realize they're part of the culled

>>712581084
I'd get an 8.5 (I have size 11.5 feet, an 8.5 deck is a nice all rounder for me), but you can make the most of the 7.5 for getting your basics down like pushing, kickturns, etc. I didn't really start until I was 29 (going to be 34 this year) so here are my tips:

-pads. Wear pads. You already look like a dork but pads will save you from the early hard slams that will scare you away or leave you needing to recover for too long to progress.
-stretch/do warmups. You're going to be using all sorts of weird leg and core muscles you probably never have before, so get ready to feel a real burn, and be cautious about over-doing it early on and straining yourself.
-spend a looong time learning how to push and just rolling around on flat. My rule of thumb is that you should be able to to a running throwdown and be able to stop or run off your board a top speed before you bother with ramps.
-stay low. The instinct when you're in danger as an adult is to stretch your body out to find something to grab and steady yourself. This is the worst position to be in on a skateboard because you'll be top heavy, unstable, and likely to hit the ground very hard if your board slips out from under you. Always get into a bit of a squat when you're doing something scary and dangerous. Your centre of gravity will be lower and more stable and if you slip out, you're closer to the ground and more likely to sort of roll out of the slam naturally. It's a hard habit to learn but always have it to mind when you're scared.
-try endovers and monster walks to get used to pivoting the board. You can look up what those actually are, but they're a simple exercise on balance and will get you used to making quick adjustments.
-pace yourself. You might want to go super hard, super fast, but don't. You need to build up strength and balance and confidence and you're not a child any more, so take it handy. Maybe no more than an hour to and hour and a half 3 times a week to start off.

>>712630150
>harsh conditions and suffering cull the worst-suited so only the best survive
That was only the case for pre-industrial war, post industrial war selects for the dysgenic and the cowardly and sends the best to die against weaponry perfected for ending human life.

>>712629793
It ended when corporations killed off the wild west era of the internet.

>>712630334
No that's retarded, War doesn't "select" people you're high on evolutionist bullshit

>>712630474
This, early internet had a culture all its own, it still does in a sense, but it's become incredibly sterile thanks to corporate and government attention.

>>712571463
Pads and PPE are for falls, but your knees are still gonna feel it lol

>>712630646
Military fitness prerequisites for service is literal selection anon.

>>712592487
>>712622154
>Doctors told me they couldn’t give me surgery and the only way to fix it was to break it, and that’s a very violent process. The bones had already started to fuse together so I had to physically put enough pressure on myself to break my own bone.
>I did that for an enormous number of hours. I stuck my leg in the wheel well of a car and grabbed the bottom of the frame and tweaked and tore as much as I could. My wife couldn’t be around me. After two and a half years, I broke the scar tissue and some of the bone.
>When I did break it, it scared me to death. I heard it break and after the nausea and the adrenaline, I was lying on my garage floor at three in the morning screaming with my face covered in snot and tears. I just thought, ‘I can skate!’

>>712580715
Cruise has Scientology magic working for him(and plastic surgery)

>>712630724
Well you're looking at one factor only. There are non-combatants for example. And most casualties are from starvation and disease, or artillery bombardment.

>>712630771
Why didn't they just give him an osteotomy surgery? Why did he have to do it himself?

>>712580503
I was hoping they would put in current day Bam as well as young Bam, same with all the pros. Earthrocker Bam would be a good unlock

>>712592487
someone please sketch this in paint I can't picture it

>>712611353
>90's culture is making a comeback among young gen Zs and gen alpha currently.
Not surprising. Z and Alpha have slowly started to realize how shit everything in their gen has been and want something better. Covid definitely sped up that proccess.

>>712630868
>Some scar tissue wrapped around my femur and pelvis and clasped together, pulling my femur into the hip socket.
Sounds like a surgical nightmare

>>712630917
>>712621221
see >>712630771

>>712622154
>AFI starts playing
got dayum

>>712623331
this gif gives me heartburn

>>712621291
The fuck...

>>712630868
If your problem isn't crippling and you need invasive surgery, surgeons aren't going to bother
Rodney might have only had issues skating

Tony won…

>>712630724
That’s why chads don’t sign up anymore. They realized you can be just as strong as in the military and actually have a wife and kids. Imagine fighting for a country that’s actively trying to genocide you because you committed “atrocities” in WW2

>>712577593
w*men are such a fucking memetic waste of oxygen, holy shit.

>>712623727
Is there a legit medical treatment equivalent or is car well really all you can do? That's nuts, at least it worked.

>>712580332
I've never liked how alcohol makes me feel, and I don't quite understand how others do. When I drink, it's because I like how it tastes, then I'm good after that.

>>712570484 (OP)
still tony

>>712571656
Wow I haven't seen this in years, I can hear the audio, take me back!

>>712570484 (OP)
I watched this nigga do a 900 live on TV. Great games too until 4

https://youtu.be/euhYXxZNmZ8?si=C44kwehMEI6d6aut

>>712632274
Depending on the joints it happens to, surgical intervention is common, but surgeons will generally avoid the hips because the femur joint is buried in tissue surgeons have to dig past without damaging too badly. It's generally not considered worth attempting invasive surgery there.

Dude had to manually grind his bones down against each other to free them of calcification and break the scar tissue around it. Horrific, agonising shit. Most people would just live with the decreased range of motion.

>>712632950
Maybe someday we'll have a method that doesn't require such drastic measures; maybe it'll even be affordable!

>>712633289
It's usually not even a problem for most people because most people down wear their fucking limbs down like this in the modern age. It's really only common for those in sports or other physically demanding professions, and even at that you'd pretty much just retire before it gets as bad as Rodney's issue was. Fucker was clearly built different since he subjected himself to that treatment every day for almost two years.

I'm told that grinding your bones together is a pain like no other, he did that. For two god damned years. Just to keep skating. Fuck.

>>712633820
most people *don't* wear their limbs down.

>>712632950
Honestly, I haven't done much sports since I left handball a decade ago, but that single joint is literally the only one I ever feel pain, and it has happened me several times already over the years.

>>712633959
Yeah, it gets damaged quicker than you'd think, and you realise you're really only meant to hold together for two or three decades. Ancient humans must have had it fucking rough when they didn't even understand what was happening to them.

>>712609331
Nobody ever listens to me when I take them skiing. Wear your damn helmet, it is warmer than your hat and it will keep you from pancaking yourself. I even bring my spare but nobody ever wants to use it.

Granted this is pissbaby eastern skiing and not gigachad Colorado runs, but our runs are way thinner out here and there's still a damn treeline.

>>712623331
>microplastics entered the chat

>>712634864
Tell them how many newtons of force their skull could be subjected to in a collision, then tell them how many newtons of force their skull can take before splitting wide open. That should do it for most of them.

>>712632274
Hockey players have been getting their hips "resurfaced" recently which involves dislocating the femur and sanding it down

>>712570484 (OP)
That's fourth wall breaking terminal disease.

>>712634864
Motorcycle accidents are bad when people aren't wearing their helmets, just faces with their eyes nose and teeth smashed inwards and they're still alive

>>712589803
>the joke made him really uncomfortable
>omg this roast was so toxic
Holy faggot

>>712572528
you're going to still basedface at him when he's 80 aren't you

>>712609903
>And when you are in the zone and having a blast, being kicked out of it just feels terrible
You should literally be euthanized. I never saw someone be this fucking retarded in a long time.

>>712637187
Didn't realize the two minute timer meant that much too you.

>>712582612
I think he was famous back in the stone age

>>712637459
Someone had to call out your mental disability.

>>712637672
kek
that's like something you would hear in a sitcom

>>712637869
Thank you for your selflessness.
Are you going to actually try and address what you like so much about it though?

is 34 too old to start skating? I've never tried it but always had a passing interest

>>712602585
They don't "have to"
He is
Is most people name ONE skateboarder, it'll most likely be him
Just like it's Wayne Gretzky for hockey, and Michael Jordan (whose name is synonymous with being the best ever) for basketball

>>712638114
You wouldn't get it half-man. Just continue having a blast, you dumb fuck.

>>712580864
Phil ain't dead yet?

>>712638470
Thanks, I will.

>>712570484 (OP)
who is this ghoul?

>>712622832
>die but at least not gay

>>712638303
It's over for you

What did they remove music wise from thps1+2? What are they stealing from 3+4?

>>712572767

>>712639068
I mean honestly, dying from not wearing a helmet while skating is probably a better outcome then like, “never walking again while having to shit into a bag for the rest of your life” because you didn’t want to look gay.

>>712599396
don't worry, i got the reference.

>>712629480
He had an episode on the Tony Hawk/Jason Ellis podcast where he talks about skating in London at 4 in the morning, often in the pouring rain because London, and he would usually take his shirt off because he doesn’t like getting his shirt wet.
At one point, he talked about how the rain made his kickflips look really cool, because he could see it flick rain drops off his board and they would spray everywhere, and how it also made landing into a primo slide really fun.
At that point, both Tony and Jason stared at him like he was a fucking lunatic.

>>712640976
>Fall down, hit helmet hard on the concrete.
>Stand up, dazed and disorientated. Suffer some level of concussion.

>Fall down, hit head hard on the concrete
>Die.

>>712579767
When people think of Tony Hawk they're thinking of the young extreme sports dude from the 90s. Even younger generations see him as the hip young skateboarder. So meeting him in person nowadays turns into an uncanny valley situation with a fair dose of "Fuck I'm Old".

>>712592487
Rodney is more cryptid than man these days, and that’s cool as fuck. Not to mention his weird talent for science, every interview he gives he mentions working with scientists to invent some kind of new skate shoe or study the theoretical possibilities of a trick idea he had.

>>712580715
Tom Cruise drinks the thetans of children to stay youthful.

>>712575695
I love how you guys are so far away from reality. And keep saying the same things over and over.

Bam has been sober for almost a year now.

Hes been skating attending events and theres videos about him weekly hanging out with people and skating hes got his kid again or whatever too.

Its also why hes in the thps3 plus 4.

>>712573767
>>712575695
>>712579005
>>712580503
>>712599256

Bam is officially unjusted

>>712641841
Rodney has always had a brilliant mind. Like in the 90’s, he had to make a choice between going full time pro-skater or staying in college to get his masters degree. And it was far from an easy choice for the guy, because at the time he was genuinely as passionate about his academic career as he was about skating.

>>712641883
It's like when people say "Notch is a depressed billionaire" because of some tweets from a decade ago.

>>712579767
>tfw my mother though he was only a video game character she didn't know he was a real person

>>712589803
what a bitch (steve-o)

Is the original soundtrack in the game?
https://youtu.be/0Q1yvs0lJP0?si=UKt9ZQfowLHATs4D

Tony Hawk is the coolest white guy to ever walk this earth.

>>712642912
Man 2pac looks really fucking zesty. Was he a homo?

>>712621157
>>712621291
>>712631419

>>712570484 (OP)
probably bad lighting and lack of sleep. I've looked worse.

>>712571463
if you get the surgeries to sew ligaments back together when you tear them the other stuff will heal

>>712570484 (OP)
At this point you have to dye your hair. Have some dignity.

>>712595074
>Why what?

>>712644160
Why the fuck would you dye your hair when you have such an old face? Shit's uncanny.
I am aware I may be replying to a joke about shaving balding hair, but fuck it.

>>712644480
>Why the fuck would you dye your hair when you have such an old face?
So you can hide your old ass face you dumbass. Same reason lazy-jaw losers let their beards grow. Or fatasses to hide their second chin.

There are colors for old people. A bit faint.

>>712643845
:DD

>>712570484 (OP)
i'd look the same if i was the director of a game about a game about me and some niggers from activision forced me into adding nigger women skaters that werent in the original

>>712621157
>look it up
>finns sit in sauna's up to 100c for tens of minutes for fun
They are fucking insane, they're literally steaming themselves. We steam food at lower temperatures than that. What the fuck.

>>712644616
Bro, Tony Hawk isn't going to be hiding those wrinkles with a dyejob. It's preposterous to say an old man can't just rock his grey hair.

>>712644784
You are not Dante. Grey hair just makes you look older.

>>712644852
Dying your hair every two weeks just makes you gay.

>>712644893
Sucking dicks also makes you gay but that doesn't stop you.

>>712644852
He's almost 60, man. Of course he looks old. There's nothing wrong with that.

>>712644852
What's wrong with looking older?

>he looks like he's about to die and that's fine, sweetie!
lmao the amount of agp trannies ITT who would fuck a dying 60 year old man just to get his inheritance

>>712641452
But what about gay levels?

>>712645131
He doesn't just look old. He looks full on democrat. Touching kids and letting a black man fuck his wife type of democrat.

>>712645171
When you are a 60 yrs old fart the only older there is is the gave.

are you buying day one?

>>712645715
Okay, but what's wrong with looking older? Especially to the point you'd go out of your way to not look older?

>>712645638
Good point, I didn't think of that

>>712644742
Always remember, when people tell you that finns are crazy, they really mean it and your impression of exactly how insane they are probably isn't strong enough.

>>712644160
if you're a faggot sure.

>>712644742
With Finns you lose

>>712645720
I preordered it when it first went up. I knew it would be more of 1+2 at worst, so I didn't see any reason to wait.

>>712622154
I fucking love how most of this footage is over 30 years old, and it’s still some of the very best street skating ever caught on film.
Calling Rodney ahead of his time doesn’t even feel accurate, it’s more like he came from a totally different dimension or something.

>>712646289
Boomer you must understand. These little girls are fucking you for your money. You Santa Claus hair looking mummy.

>>712644742
It's not even the sauna that's the craziest part—it's what comes next. Finns will sit in 100°C heat for 20 minutes, then jump into a frozen lake like it's Tuesday. No hesitation. No towel. Just straight up raw humanity. It's like their souls were forged in frost and steam.

>>712646382
He invented most of it, of course he's the greatest of all time in that category.

Tony, never die man. You were my childhood. Stop getting older and fix your wrinkles retard. Get out there and skate you fucker.

>>712630868
surgeons are pussies and won't risk getting sued to hell and back for malpractice on a high risk low reward surgery. they wouldn't give a fuck if the surgery would help him keep skating, what matters is that he isn't completely debilitated.

i'm glad he added bam and bam returned to the path or reality

>>712573264
>>712573767
>>712575695
I personally think it's really funny that Bam has been sober for like a year and has clearly lost all the booze weight but people still think he's a drunk just because they expect him to suddenly look 25 years old again instead of looking like every other aging gen x punk

>>712647640
hi bam

>>712647697
hi Knoxville

>get older
>all your heroes just make you feel existential dread now
fuck man

>>712621291
Here is the finnish guy that went the distance with the russian. Pretty good recovery considering he burnt like all of his skin.

>>712571463
tony alva still skates anon

>>712648391
People get old when they die.

Why?

>>712648391
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AG95AZf7B9Q
idk it kind of does the opposite for me. if tom penny, gonz and the hawkman are still skating as old fucks then my days aren't so numbered.
>>712629480
night is the most comfy time to skate