Thread 712573751 - /v/ [Archived: 1069 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:01:33 PM No.712573751
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md5: e07b097e940e1e42ecfed8bb83fe8aa2๐Ÿ”
How rare a material is Nintendium?
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:01:57 PM No.712573796
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md5: 213a9f4bd4aed5c81d1bbb7137521df8๐Ÿ”
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:04:41 PM No.712574014
why isn't she using a hammer or something sharp?
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:04:41 PM No.712574015
>>712573796
he's clearly hitting the mendicular aphex, of course it's not going to break lol
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:05:57 PM No.712574117
>>712574015
In English, doc?
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:07:12 PM No.712574225
>>712573751 (OP)
>get damaged by a stapler
>resist a wrench
something's off
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:10:05 PM No.712574482
>hits it with the lightest love taps possible
>whoa guys it's not breaking?!
Is he retarded, or is this just an ad.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:10:08 PM No.712574485
he removed the protective filter and hit the screen hard like fifty times and it didn't break. only at the very end when he hit it even harder did it crack

it is glass, but extremely durable
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:11:24 PM No.712574597
>>712574482
I swear you snoys have IQ lower than 60. Cope harder.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:11:44 PM No.712574627
>>712574225
thrust damage != strike damage
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:13:05 PM No.712574725
>>712574482
lmao, this.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:16:49 PM No.712575037
file
file
md5: 53f6503a21d3f8fd6d1c158919085bc6๐Ÿ”
>>712573751 (OP)
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:16:53 PM No.712575042
>>712573751 (OP)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gorilla_Glass
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:17:51 PM No.712575128
>>712574482
>erm....that's not full windup sweatie
Where the fuck do you live? Your console is that likely to be hit by that much force that quickly??
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:18:42 PM No.712575191
>>712574225
It damaged the protective layer and not the glass, also the stapler went through the cardboard, the plastic and the protective layer, I have to idea what they did but it was definitely forceful.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:19:02 PM No.712575223
Watched this dude's video, he didn't even test the fucking screen hardness. Was it scratching with a razer blade, or was it just glue?

Either way, looks awful. Why would you buy a product with a glass screen and then look at it through a crappy plastic film?
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:19:51 PM No.712575282
>>712573751 (OP)
This isn't impressive โ€” he's holding it off of the table with his fingers. That is taking most of the force out of it. If he placed it on the table and began hitting it, it would be more impressive.

He's cheating.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:20:07 PM No.712575312
I dropped mine from standing height on accident on the asphalt and it shattered into a million pieces, this faggot is also a tendie so I don't trust anything he says
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:20:31 PM No.712575341
>>712574117
thhe crazy thing was it was all a work for tendie sympathy he went for a basic durrability test an the guy pop his bonce ronce the cornew and des his gona sasd ewrg
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:21:48 PM No.712575435
>>712573751 (OP)
They haven't made a device out of Nintendium since the OG Phat DS.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:22:13 PM No.712575467
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md5: 32a1d5289cb956b524e376f898877505๐Ÿ”
>>712575282
>>712575312
>>712575223
>>712574725
>>712574482
>>712574225
>>712574015
>>712574014
LMFAO THE COPE

Nintendo can't stop winning
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:29:02 PM No.712576009
>>712573751 (OP)
I really hate seeing these videos about destroying consoles. It's like gore but an expensive version of it.
>>712575223
>Why would you buy a product with a glass screen and then look at it through a crappy plastic film?
Because the plastic film is there to when the glass screen shatters to hold the shards in place. They recommend to not remove but you totally can and replace it for a glass screen protector if you really want...
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:35:49 PM No.712576557
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md5: 13ccef57998f87249433855721b7c686๐Ÿ”
>>712575282
You are not immune to propaganda
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:36:13 PM No.712576592
>>712573751 (OP)
Damn I hope someone makes clear shells for the joycons
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:37:03 PM No.712576640
>>712575467
All those flavors of basically
>Ackchyually, you're trying to break it wrong, sweaty
Holy shit, I thought you fags were just memeing, but the Nintendo derangement syndrome is very real.
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:38:05 PM No.712576728
>>712575282
nice chat gpt post
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:38:35 PM No.712576774
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md5: 6b5fa7ae6f86af6d66df5c390f95f925๐Ÿ”
>>712573751 (OP)
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:39:16 PM No.712576847
>>712574225
The stapler damaged the shatter protection plastic film, he had already removed it at that point of the video
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:39:17 PM No.712576851
>>712575037
Kek
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:39:41 PM No.712576876
>>712576640
Yeah it's crazy I want my expensive toy to be tested in everyday situations and not ones that I would never see unless I was somehow doing plumbing and playing a switch 2 at the same time.
Who would have thought!?
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:40:42 PM No.712576970
dont talk like that
dont talk like that
md5: d0a988832e7637103cc9dfee3af391bc๐Ÿ”
>>712575341
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:41:26 PM No.712577028
>>712575223
He did it on the first video and as expected it scratches super easily because of the plastic film, he also used the razor knife on the glass after removing the film and it also scratched easily, it's still a good idea to apply a glass screen protector
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:51:05 PM No.712577826
>>712576876
>xir everyday situation is hitting it with a hammer
maybe don't live with deranged lunatics
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Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:52:32 PM No.712577947
>>712576876
I think the point is doing the exact same stress tests on different devices, and the Switch resistance was quite above the average.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:53:43 PM No.712578053
>>712575341
MAD
A
D
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:58:30 PM No.712578452
>>712577826
Who are you quoting?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:02:16 AM No.712578775
>>712576774
This is so pathetic. You can see him fumble shit from the sheer adrenaline that he's going to be on the Internet later.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:04:28 AM No.712578945
>>712575341
did someone test your skull's durability with a wrench too?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:06:31 AM No.712579101
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md5: 6fa66e4d7a75ef4aede49464c1af2281๐Ÿ”
>>712575341
you fucking what?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:32:20 AM No.712581049
>>712573751 (OP)
>How the fuck do I play this? This game sucks
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:38:37 AM No.712581554
>>712575341
worlds strongest roach
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:43:18 AM No.712581867
>>712573751 (OP)
some people have way too much money...
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:44:37 AM No.712581952
>>712575341
Get off the meth console warrior
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:52:01 AM No.712582435
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md5: 29b6d72171546bf2ca03b097f21baccd๐Ÿ”
>>712575341
>he went for a basic durrability test an the guy pop his bonce ronce the cornew and des his gona sasd ewrg
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:57:21 AM No.712582769
>>712575467
>playing mario kart is winning
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:58:03 AM No.712582813
Ah yes, the old tradition of going to the launch sale and fucking destroying the new tech gizmo in front of all the corporate gooners.

The difference between Jerry's video with that Asian guy is that this motherfucker struck that damn thing on the floor like if he was fucking Thor landing his ultimate attack in an anime battle, there is no screen under the sun that could last a power blast like that, but at least its one NS that will not be going to be scalped on eBay.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:58:56 AM No.712582873
>>712576557
Tendie so emaciated and weak he canโ€™t even apply any force to the strike. Look at him. A toddler could hit harder.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:01:35 AM No.712583064
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>>712575341
Bro had a stroke mid shitpost.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:01:56 AM No.712583092
>>712576774
What an awkward weirdo.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:02:27 AM No.712583139
He didn't use a proper hammer and didn't strike it hard, just light taps.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:02:49 AM No.712583164
>>712576774
This is the true definition of a manchild.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:05:11 AM No.712583314
>>712582769
>playing a fun game is winning
yeah
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:06:31 AM No.712583402
>>712573751 (OP)
>I'm already bored of THE game
>Hey! What if I hit this with my athletic NintenCHAD strength?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:14:55 AM No.712583974
>>712576774
Why does he look so awkward in this video?
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:15:34 AM No.712584025
>>712583164
He absolutely bought it with his parents money.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:16:33 AM No.712584095
>>712583974
I have seen people like that in my uni and that's just their default state
even sometimes I behave like that when I spill my spaghetti...
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:17:48 AM No.712584179
>>712574627
that's blunt damage. slashing damage would probably fuck it up too like the piercing damage.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:19:09 AM No.712584289
>>712573751 (OP)
Reminder that this guy is a jew.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:22:12 AM No.712584493
>>712574225
You're now realising just how stupid that retail worker with the stapler was.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:23:31 AM No.712584591
>>712575037
Jerry is the obvious choice.
Plainrock required a sledgehammer and couldn't lift it properly.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:24:33 AM No.712584653
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md5: 72e0baa18fc24d556e30701d9978871b๐Ÿ”
>>712584095
My condolences anon. I'm still pretty awkward but I have gotten better since 2020 when I did a majority of my middle school years during lockdowns.
It's tough to stop spilling spaghetti but after a while you'll just stop caring. Especially if you do things that you're proud of. After that you're accomplishments overshadow your worst moments.
I just don't understand how Plainrock still looks awkward after years of doing YouTube. You'd think he would be very comfortable in front of crowds and cameras, but apparently not.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:26:52 AM No.712584831
>>712584591
Jerry is a retard and I wish I never saw his posts on twitter. He would be the obvious choice if there was a way to make sure he could no longer speak