>Kuso... The release is in 5 minutes, and I need to come up with a lair for the final boss, a villainous ruffian, a real scoundrel oni that one, yes, quite...
*glances at family sepukku katana nervously*
>Eeto... A big... mountain of sorts, quite... Sou sou, quite an ingenious idea, ore-sama, this is shaping up to be quite the kamige already...
*strums shamisen ponderously*
>Uunn... Not evil enough... A bad, bad EVIL... Caca lair.. A sort of a... ano... Villainous, evil bad mountain of.. why, demise and doom and dare I say DEATH...
>Hai hai, it shall be a... mountain of strife and doom, the lair of a troublesome delinquent on which all sorts of perilous situations, even death may occur...
>Ten thousand years! I got it, by Amaterasu, I got it!
>Sou sou, all kinds of mortuary, lethal peril, termination, massacre on this...
*hits sake japanesely*
>dun dun dun dun dun dududduduududududu
>YOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!
>(du dun)
>DEATH MOUNTAIN... Hmmm yes, quite... Sugeee... Shiggy, kono yarou, you still got it.
Death Mountain isn't and has never been the lair of the final boss in any Zelda game.
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>>712585698HHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
absolute retard moment
https://www.zeldadungeon.net/the-legend-of-zelda-walkthrough/level-9-death-mountain/
>inb4 uhhh no cares about your crusty ass game grandpaI'm a zoomer
>>712586034>I'm a zoomerDamn, really sucks to be you.
>>712586221lmao
not only are you old, but retarded enough not to know the games from your soi generation
>>712585469 (OP)Ganon's lair/labyrinth is on Death Mountain, it is not Death Mountain itself.
>>712586034spectacle rock is on death mountain but death mountain is not the lair?
>>712585469 (OP)What would YOU have called it, then. Designer-sama?
There's a desert called "Death Valley" so I think some place called Death Mountain is fine.
>Hmmm... A forest in which jolly little people known as Kokiri dwell.... Quite, indeed...
>Ahh, yes...
Is that a cig or a pen in top right?
>>712588337Nevermind, found my answer
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>A frozen cavern, with its interior filled with, dare I say... Ice.
>*hits pipe*
>By jove!
>A wretched place, lawless and choked with shadows. Hmm... A town rogues roam freely, pockets are emptied in an instant, and honor is but a myth. Yes, quite... A Town that Thieves call home...
>By Jove, the subtlety astounds even me.
>>712586221zoomers are literally fucking millennial wives lmao. balding faggot
>>712585469 (OP)Ironically the funniest post on the board right now lmao. Nice touches.
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>Hmmm... What shall I name the grand seat of power for the kingdom of Hyrule...
>Walls steeped in legend and halls echoing with the footsteps of kings...
>The fortress that stands as the heart and soul of the land...
>Dare I say, a CASTLE within HYRULE...
>>712590130Male Zoomers aren't fucking anything, and it's a serious problem that's not funny. I actually hate that things have become this way for them. It's bullshit that their women are whores for anything, not even sugar daddies or guys with a little money. They'll fuck bums too. Worse than ever before. Shit has to change man, I'm a millinial and my generation helped carry that shit to doom the zoomers today. Now they look for anything to give them any sense of masculinity and pride, even turning to the military, which is just a meat grinder. I know this is about Nintendo, and they're simplistic naming, but they mostly make kids games, they're not supposed to be that deep.
Anyway I wish people would stop shitting on the last generation, they basically get the shit from three or four before them concentrated.
Link strode bravely down the decrepit, non-euclidean hallway, his Anglo-Saxon blood drives him forward. His blonde hair and blue eyes shiny brightly in the torch light, as if his mere presence drives back the vile dark things. He enters a giant open room, only to be met with a sight his pure mind could not handle. It was a short Italian eating a Mushroom. Link screams "AHHHHHHHHH HELP ME NAVI! I'm going insane!" He falls to the floor in convulsions, as everything fades to black he hears that horrid language, "Mama Mia!". Is this truly the last sounds I hear before dying? Hope wanes, everything is black. "Bing bing, WAHOOO"
>>712585469 (OP)I need to see this animated.
