Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:58:48 AM No.712595741
This is how we bring halo back. Let me know what you think, gentleman.
They need to make it so in the new game you can only play as female spartans. but there is an adjustable boob slider and options where there is no crotch and chest armor and you can wear a bikini. also the new AI characters would be different bimbo archetypes. (bimbo librarian etc)
The enemies you fight would be alien bimbos and robot bimbos which would have giant lips. The energy sword would be replaced with a large vibrator or dildo. (multiple skins to use of course and unlock) when you press the melee button the controller would vibrate for immersion.
in multiplayer downed opponents can call for help to get revived or if an enemy player gets to them they wrestle with them in an erotic wrestling QTE button mashing battle. You can also just hit them with the melee weapon also for extra points but you have to target certain areas for it to work.
multiplayer levels with rain or bodies of water would make your spartan wet and visibly shiny. also the more you use the sprint button the sweatier your character becomes. This is basically kojima level thinking just think about it logically.
high level unlockable cosmetics would be thinks like hairy armpits or bush which peaks out from behind the crotch plate and things like different nipple looking attachments to put on top of the armor if you still choose to wear it. these can even glow if you like.
unlockable emotes can be different stripper dances or suggestive poses.
They need to make it so in the new game you can only play as female spartans. but there is an adjustable boob slider and options where there is no crotch and chest armor and you can wear a bikini. also the new AI characters would be different bimbo archetypes. (bimbo librarian etc)
The enemies you fight would be alien bimbos and robot bimbos which would have giant lips. The energy sword would be replaced with a large vibrator or dildo. (multiple skins to use of course and unlock) when you press the melee button the controller would vibrate for immersion.
in multiplayer downed opponents can call for help to get revived or if an enemy player gets to them they wrestle with them in an erotic wrestling QTE button mashing battle. You can also just hit them with the melee weapon also for extra points but you have to target certain areas for it to work.
multiplayer levels with rain or bodies of water would make your spartan wet and visibly shiny. also the more you use the sprint button the sweatier your character becomes. This is basically kojima level thinking just think about it logically.
high level unlockable cosmetics would be thinks like hairy armpits or bush which peaks out from behind the crotch plate and things like different nipple looking attachments to put on top of the armor if you still choose to wear it. these can even glow if you like.
unlockable emotes can be different stripper dances or suggestive poses.