>they turned Donkey Kong into a kids game
This is embarrassing as a DKC fan. I can't wait to see this slop crash and burn. Fuck Miyamoto.

>>712600386 (OP)
Concern trolling faggot

>>712600386 (OP)
>>they turned Donkey Kong into a kids game
Yeah, I miss the grimdark DK tailored for mature audiences.

>>712600386 (OP)
>>they turned Donkey Kong into a kids game
Donkey Kong is already a series for kids you r-tard.

>>712600386 (OP)
Why would you say such horrible things about Shigeru Miyamoto?

>>712600386 (OP)
I found a 6 inch DK for $5.

>>712600386 (OP)
They turned a Gorilla into a Manchild.

>>712600465
>>712600470
My point is that the redesign looks babyish when the old DK design looked badass.

>>712600465
>>712600470
compare DKC2 to this babyshit

Yeah bro I remember DK had a tommy gun and blood

>>712600661
Just because Bonanza looks like shit for toddlers does not make DKC2 (or any Donkey Kong game for that matter) any less of a kids game.

>>712600465
To be fair, the old DKC trillogy on Snes are quite dark, especially the 2nd game. But every game after that became really too childish.

>>712600386 (OP)
>They turned Dora the Explorer into a FUCKING kids show

>>712600807
64 is pretty dark too, there's tons of dingy, low-lit areas.

>>712600807
DKC was never dark it was about a gorilla and his monkey friend fighting crocodiles to get bananas.

>>712600978
dark doesn't mean literal dark lighting

Donkey Kong Bananza will be dark because Mini-Pauline gets kidnapped.

If you think DKC2 is a kids game you are deranged. Nutendo could never crate a game as challenging and ludo

>>712600541
God of War treatment

>>712600465
What does that have to do with wanting sex with a salaryman though?

HIS COCONUT GUN
CAN FIRE IN SPURTS
IF HE SHOOTS YA
ITS GONNA HURT

>>712600465
>All those serious replies

>>712601061
Well, what do you want? The game also had 'handguns' which were originally actual guns. Granny Kong is dead and her spiritual body is your guide, instead of fighting animal, BUT BIG, you fight monsters.
If not lighting or those other elements, I don't know what C1-3 has over 64 in other regards.
3 had Babby Kong FFS.

>>712600590
BADASS BORDERLANDS RANDY PITCHFORD DONKEY KONG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtGL5yKdSCk

>>712601234
I will grant that 64 is slightly "dark" but it is still 100% a kids game.

>>712601550
They're all kids games. But it's undeniable that Nintendo is on a warpath to strip any dark or interesting nuance from their properties.

>>712601550
I can count most if not all the 'Nintendo' Mature games on two hands-
Conker
Golden Eye
Pefect Dark
Turrok
Geist
Eternal Darkness
Bayo 2
Bayo 3
Zombi-U
Fatal Frame 0 and 3DS?

Calling DK a kids game is redundant, unless we're argue-eeing with eachother.

>>712601739
Throw in South Park 64 if you're including Turok, because I'm pretty sure Turok wasn't an exclusive, not entirely sure though

>>712601095
It’s a game that mostly takes place at a literal circus and amusement park.

>>712601995
It wasn't?

>>712602240
so the original was an exclusive but the second one wasn't? what...?

>>712600978
>Nostalfags legit want Donkey Kong yo look like fucking Goldeneye.
Grim.

>>712600386 (OP)
>they turned a kids game into a kids game
???

>the games were you fight a bunch of crocodiles to reclaim your bananas alongside your friends who can turn into a balloon and shoot peanuts was a totally serious and dark game

>>712602405
Yeah, remember Microsoft acquisition, that was post 2005(maybe earlier I forget and don't wanna google it).
>>712602530
I'd play a DK 64 clone if it was mostly Jungle themed and retained the same lighting.

>>712600386 (OP)
You realise all Nintendo franchises have a target audience of six year olds right? You're meant to grow out of Nintendo slop

>>712601095
The Retro games are significantly harder than the Rare ones.

>>712600590
>>712600661
>>712600807
>>712601095
>>712601708

>>712601995
>>712602405
Turok series was N64 Console exclusive for a time, yes. 1 and 2 were put on PC at the time a bit later, except 3 and Rage Wars, well until the modern remaster of 3.
South Park was multiplat, but did release a bit first on 64.
Although neither were published by Nintendo, so I don't get your point.

>>712600465
DK64 was low key scary as a kid.

Donkey Kong games ALWAYS had very dark undertones that would scare any kid away, not to mention they're generally among the hardest games out there.

>>712600539
>>712600978
I never liked Rare’s design, his hair looks like a pile of shit.

>>712600386 (OP)
donkey dong games are always dogshit

>>712603030
my point was that if he includes turok in his list than South Park should also be in a list of mature nintendo games

>>712603194
He's always had the Jimmy Neutron tuft.

>>712603283
Ah ok, I missed that.

>>712603283
Southpark was Multiplat a lot sooner than Turok if you want to argue semantics.

>>712600386 (OP)
Japan hates realism. They like anime and cartoons and retarded fantastical shit. DKC games in the same vein as the originals on the Snes are impossible for Japanese developers. Even the super iconic music in the original games was distinctively non-Japanese just like Bruce Faulconer's DBZ, veryfar removed from typical Japanese taste.

>>712602726
made me shit my pants

>>712600457
hey ian, hows your wifes onlyfans

>>712600386 (OP)
>nintendo
>kids game
yeah

>>712601095
Are you sure you know what ludo means?

>>712603358
true, but it WAS an exclusive (even if for a short time) so i think it should be part of it regardless

>>712603371
Ah yes. Apes and monkeys in clothing fighting against pirate crocodiles. Completely grounded BADASS realism.

>>712603371
>Japan hates realism
In what fucking way is DKC realistic? It's a game about a sentient gorilla leaping through jungles to get his bananas back.

>>712603797
Ok, smartass...

I mainly just remember my friend's grandma, a chain-smoker, being hardfucking core into the DKC trilogy at they came out in the day. She even did the speedrun requirements for Cranky. Don't think I've seen someone that old in person in the decades since, that played games like she did.

there's like 2 nintendo-published series that are age rated above E10 and most nintendies hate those 2 series

>>712600465
This, but unironically.

>>712603797
>sentient gorilla
Gorillas are already sentient.

>>712601708
Doesn't apply to metroid and to a lesser extent kirby

>>712604874
Anthropomorphic, my bad. :P

>>712604724
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIMDARK BORDERLANDS SPIDER WITH SNEAKERS BADASS

>>712600386 (OP)
I genuinely don't mind it, what's truly unacceptable is that every other Kong retains their old artstyle and only DK got the redesign, should've gone all the way if they were gonna do this shit.

Not gonna lie, former DK player here. This is fucking hilarious watching DK crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the crystal coconuts.

>>712600386 (OP)
They turned Donkey Kong into a children's animation.

>>712603371
>Donkey Kong
>Realism

>>712604958
How does he tie the laces on the last sneaker?
If his legs all terminate in feet, how does he tie them at all?

>>712600386 (OP)
>OMG THEY TURNED kids game INTO a kids game
fuck off retard

>donkey kong games have literally never been rated higher than E10+ outside of donkey konga 2 because of lyrics
>"THEY TURNED IT INTO A KID'S GAME"

>>712606708
>>712602726

>>712606708
what about when the guy said "hell" in 64

>>712601095
>Nutendo could never crate a game as challenging and game
stupid

God i hate the redesign, it ruined DK.

>Dark means edgy and grim
This is what they mean by dark, these guys aren't pristine or clean, they're scarred and damaged, amputations and stitches galore. You'll never see a DK game with something akin to this ever again.

>>712606708
It used to be a game for all ages, but now it exclusively caters to preteens.

And Lanky Kong sucks ass

>>712600457
Uh oh, tendie melty.

>>712608347
Preteens don't play games. It cares to nostalgiafag manchildren

>>712603371
Oh right, because it's not like Japan doesn't worship media like Akira, Berserk, or Jin-roh that work to ground their settings? Dumbass.

>>712600386 (OP)
Wokey Kong Babynanza

>>712606318
The laces are actually threads of spiderweb.