Thread 712605393 - /v/ [Archived: 1075 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:33:29 AM No.712605393
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It should be inexcusable to fuck up a remake this badly.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:36:24 AM No.712605580
Why is /v/ the only place on the internet that seems to stand against remakes? I feel like a lunatic whenever I go to any other place on the internet, even the old WRPG forums seem to enjoy some shitty remakes now
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:38:26 AM No.712605695
>>712605580
Remaster > remake
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:38:33 AM No.712605702
>>712605393 (OP)
>>712605580
maybe if you be a good boy and clean your rooms on time mommy will give you more allowance and you can save up for a brand new PC so you can run these remasters and you can pretend to stop hating them (':
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:38:47 AM No.712605723
>>712605393 (OP)
>Unreal Engine Fog? check
>Less rain ? check
Yep, it's gayming time. Fuck you Tim Sweeny
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:39:45 AM No.712605775
Are idols/statues considered wrong now?
I know that they made his sister/gf beat up the guards and then get captured instead of just being captured.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:40:41 AM No.712605823
>>712605393 (OP)
The remake looks like shit, but isn't that the Swhit version? It looks worse than the others.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:41:20 AM No.712605863
>>712605393 (OP)
Everything except for the boxes having more contrast against the ground is worse in the remake.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:42:08 AM No.712605912
>>712605695
Port that at most improves technical things like fixing FPS or adding a wodescreen mode without touching anything else >>>>>>>>> remasters >>>>>>>> remakes
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:43:15 AM No.712605981
>>712605702
get new material, this cope is getting old
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:43:20 AM No.712605986
>>712605912
That first thing still counts as a remaster
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:45:38 AM No.712606113
why the fuck does every modern game have this whitish cloud look over it?
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:48:28 AM No.712606258
>>712605580
It varies. I remember a ton of people being fine with the Crash remake at the time of release, but that was also 8 years ago (God how time flies) and many were just starved of content related to Crash so its somewhat understandable. I rarely hear good things about stuff like the Shadow of the Colossus remake, Demons Souls or Spyro ones mainly because they completely destroy both the artstyle and the way they play. I don't know enough about Resident Evil to comment on if people like those remakes or not. Certain remasters are also disliked like the Dark Souls or Gears of War 1 remaster.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:49:23 AM No.712606308
>>712605393 (OP)
all remake/rerelease/remaster/retards are shit, period
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:51:09 AM No.712606404
>>712606113
It's the anti-soul gas. The powers that be want you to get used to everything looking washed out and dead.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:51:25 AM No.712606417
>>712605393 (OP)
I feel like someone has to have made a mod that makes it more faithful to the original...surely someone has made that by now, right?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:51:27 AM No.712606419
>>712605393 (OP)
I don't see what's wrong
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:52:42 AM No.712606504
>>712606419
You should've died in the plane crash, rajesh
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:54:48 AM No.712606613
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>>712605580
There's one or two specific autists
One's mad that someone said that Crash Bandicoot was a better game than Mario 64 and he keeps making threads trying to make it seem like the Crash community are some pervasive annoyance and he's probably the guy that made this thread, and there may another guy who wants people to think these remakes are way worse than they actually are, or trying to suggest they were as bad of a fuck up as the Spyro Remakes were, or Crash 8: It's About Time.
Although if I had to swing for one in particular it's probably the sole Mario 64 autist given the syntax and media usage.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:55:40 AM No.712606662
>>712606504
So this is how you compensate for how much you suck at life. You find superiority in obsessing over minor differences in video games.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:56:16 AM No.712606697
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>>712605393 (OP)
>top clip is color-oversaturated but low-res needs no compression
>bot clip is color-desaturated and no longer high-res after being compressed to half a megabyte for mobile sharing
It's almost like your a fucking retard and could fix your own problem but would rather farm Reddit karma like a good goy.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:56:22 AM No.712606705
>>712606613
>Source - im terminally online and like making up shit in my head
you're the only autist here
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:57:02 AM No.712606743
>>712606613
make yourself more subtle next time, crashfag
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 6:58:39 AM No.712606847
>>712605580
Are we gonna pretend like most of the population arenโ€™t lowest common denominator retards? Not that anyone on /v/ is some advanced mega mind or anything, but your average person doesnโ€™t think beyond just buying something thatโ€™s new and shiny.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:00:34 AM No.712606952
>>712605580
/v/ is unironically the best vidya community on the internet right now despite all the cancerous bullshit and mentally ill spam
you guys will realise this when 4chan is dead
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:01:00 AM No.712606984
>>712605393 (OP)
Is it just me or is that fog on the bottom?
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:01:53 AM No.712607047
>>712605393 (OP)
It's supposed to look like shit. Remakes are made for the current generation of soulless shit eating kids who actually love the flavor of feces.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:03:10 AM No.712607116
>>712605393 (OP)
The remake plays worse too
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:05:00 AM No.712607215
>>712606662
Nta but if you can't tell the difference then you should just give up on ever being an interesting or creative person
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:07:18 AM No.712607351
>>712606705
I'm fully willing to admit I am on 4chan entirely too much, especially at work.
But I'm not making anything up.
If you didn't want me to notice, maybe you shouldn't have been having a meltdown for an entire fucking month.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:14:19 AM No.712607696
>>712606697
Crash also doesn't have the very animated standby animation in the bot clip.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:15:16 AM No.712607756
>>712606984
Yeah, they decided that fog, desaturated colors and making things in the distance harder to see was the way to go.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:28:32 AM No.712608405
>>712605393 (OP)
Does the remake prevent you from playing the original?
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:32:11 AM No.712608601
>>712608405
And the rules of this board dont prevent him from shitting on the remake either
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:32:38 AM No.712608625
>>712605580
I'm more appalled that more people aren't against them. What's wrong with the OG that warranted a "let's try it again but with millions of dollars"? The overwhelming majority of remakes and remasters don't need to exist. Especially ones you need to buy. If you owned the PS1 Crash trilogy, why are you buying the remake? Nigga you're buying the same game TWICE. Then again Pokemonfags have made it a lifestyle of buying the same game twice (sometimes even more) since the 90s, so I guess that's on me for believing people aren't this retarded.
I get remaking/remastering a game that is fundamentally broken or cannot be played anymore, and a few times remakes can actually be beneficial to a series' relevance. But why the fuck did Last of Us need a fucking remaster not even a decade after it was first released? People are just fucking dumb.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:35:00 AM No.712608731
>>712607351
Yeah that's what I thought faggot.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 7:39:26 AM No.712608937
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>>712608625
>I'm more appalled that more people aren't against them.
I don't know why but for some reason people always get excited over:
>new thing but now its done with a new coat of paint or modern technology
Sometimes it works out and doesn't destroy the original. Look at the 2005 King Kong which is basically a loveletter to the original but also good enough to stand on its own merits both from a technological and thematic standpoint. But then you look at every videogame remake in existence and the differences and problems are like night and day. Videogame culture has unfortunately embraced the idea of just remaking everything but worse.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:13:40 AM No.712610597
>>712608625
>What's wrong with the OG
The only things I would change with the original are the input lag (it's insane for a ps1 game) and the stupid deaths from badly telegraphed traps. Crash fails the "show the player a mechanic in safety first, THEN make them do it in danger." Two things the remake didn't fix and in fact made worse.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:17:14 AM No.712610760
>>712605580
I'll play remakes on discount. I have nothing against them. But knowing that multiple millions of dollars could have been invested into new games, and that the remakes are charging full price for a familiar experience, doesn't inspire a lot of excitement. I liked Demon's Souls R, but I also got it for free. It wasn't worth 60 bucks for a graphical upgrade to something I'd already beaten once.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:47:15 AM No.712612274
>>712606113
Sorry, it's too easy for the game to look like complete shit if they allow a full range of contrast and brightness. They have to clamp it to an easier range for talentless hack devs to make it look passable.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 8:50:45 AM No.712612434
>>712606952
>you guys will realise this when 4chan is dead
I mean that two week period we were gone was pretty dire, couldn't find anywhere that wasn't total dogshit to talk about video games
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:02:26 AM No.712612915
>>712612434
I was on a forum for a bit during then, but damn even with how populated the site was, it was dead af.
It really is a shame the SPUDs for a lot of games are full of mentally ill fucks or are over-moderated.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:03:37 AM No.712612980
>>712612915
Oh, and the third thing.
Dead as fuck.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 9:30:59 AM No.712614215
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>but it has more polygons
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:03:30 AM No.712615648
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>>712605393 (OP)
werent you niggers crying because Crash 4 had an actual art style and didn't look like the remakes??? kill yourselves, i hope Crash never comes back.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:08:25 AM No.712615845
modern devs are allergic to color
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:21:18 AM No.712616404
>>712605580
Most people don't compare things.
Be it videogames, cars, food, whatever.
They just buy, consume, and do stuff that they see other people buy, consume and do.
If you get enough of people to buy your stuff, the other will follow. No matter what it is.
The people who have some kind of standards are just a tiny minority.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:32:12 AM No.712616898
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We're in the remake era, anon.
Everything needs to be trampled on and broken so the suits can make a few bucks.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:55:29 AM No.712617942
>>712605393 (OP)
the very LEAST thing they can do is match the color pallet.
FUCKING HACKS
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:58:33 AM No.712618072
>>712615845
>>712617942
will it look worse with more contrast? I really don't know why they choose to have the colors so washed out but it isn't hard to do

it's often a deliberate choice they make and I have no fucking idea why they do it
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:01:14 AM No.712618192
>>712605393 (OP)
now show the fucked up jump hitboxes.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:06:24 AM No.712618428
>>712605580
I don't have anything against remakes on a base level but for one they're often worse than the originals at certain aspects which just shouldn't happen at all.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:06:28 AM No.712618432
>>712608937
This was the worst remake ever conceived and confirmed jeets have no souls.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:11:05 AM No.712618642
>>712606613
>bad of a fuck up as the Spyro Remakes were
the spyro remakes didn't fuck up the actual gameplay part. in a remake gameplay>graphics.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:11:56 AM No.712618689
>>712605393 (OP)
Aside from the rounded off Unity hitboxes, the Crash remake was fine. It was one of those "best you can hope for" releases, and it was obvious that Vicarious Visions wanted to do a good job. It was also released well before remasters became a core part of Sony's portfolio, so we weren't rejecting it out of a sense of contrarianism.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:17:13 AM No.712618940
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>>712605580
"New good, old bad" is the quintessential normie viewpoint. These people have never seen a B&W film outside of school.