>1999
>Go to the video game section of Sears with mom
>This middle aged salesman walks up to you
>What's up, sport?
>You here with your big sister?
>I'm his mother
>You two here for the new Sega Dreamcatcher?

How does a 90s youngster like you respond?

Sega what? Where's the PC section, I want half life

I just want a copy of Turok 2, nigger.