Let me guess: you need “more”?

>>712614174 (OP)
everytime I go to a pizza place I just get wings

>HAPPY THOUGHTS HAPPY THOUGHTS
>MUST EAT SLOP THAT DOES HAPPY CHEMICAL THINGS TO MY BRAIN

>>712614297

>>712614297
>causes a chemical reaction in my brain which makes me feel happy
As opposed to everything else that makes you feel happy

>>712614372
Eat some more cornsyrupslop

>>712614297
>HAPPINESS IS JUST A CHEMICAL REACTION IN YOUR BRAIN MORTY

>>712614515
Come back when you finish high school biology, or whenever they teach you about neurotransmitters.

>>712614297
Are you seriously trying to be a contrarian about eating food

>getting pizza grease all over your dualshock 4
this is very peak gaming. you simply can't go "more"

>>712614174 (OP)
Yeah I would like to ask for some napkins please, I don't want to ruin my controller

I only let myself have fast food once a month and it always ends up being pizza. Just can't resist sitting back with a couple slices on a Friday night.

>>712614174 (OP)
I need less, I hate eating while playing videogames, you get your hands dirty and then shit up the controller, and in return you dirty your hands further with germs that have been marinating on the controller for ages, and you'll put that shit in your mouth. Unless you go wash your hands every second.
There's a reason if only absolute manchildren with the same personality of a 3yo kid enjoy this kind of setup

>>712614297
This NIGGER is buck broken beyond repair

i eat sushi on gaming nights! precded by a fap to upskirts of vidya girls (mostly tifa and sophitia)

>>712614231
Same, but only because I can’t eat gluten and I have not tasted a gluten free pizza that doesn’t taste like absolute shit. Thankfully it stops me from getting fat, otherwise I’d be downing entire pizzas solo.

>>712614174 (OP)
need a boifren who will cuddle and play vidyagaymes with me
that's all i need in life

>>712614174 (OP)
Honestly I need less. The pizza and chips together is a recipe for a serious case of acid reflux.

pizza and chips?

>>712614174 (OP)
>how to die of heart disease before 30

>>712614174 (OP)
I need less. pass on the chips.

>>712614174 (OP)
Yeah a kb&m, desk, pc and comfy chair.
I want to game like an actual human.

>>712614174 (OP)
>*plap plap plap plap behind your back*

>>712614174 (OP)
Replace the chips with garlic bread then it's perfect.

>>712614174 (OP)
i only consume cheese pizza

>>712614174 (OP)
I don't eat and play videogames at the same time, and I definitely don't eat the shit you yanks call "food."

>>712614174 (OP)
But the controller will get filthy.

>>712614174 (OP)
no, that's literally all I want out of life

>>712618252
same, I never eat and play at the same time. Especially with something like pizza cause that shit gets on your hands and I don't wanna grease up my shit

>>712618331
>But the controller will get filthy.
that's why you get a deep-dish pizza and eat it with a spoon

>>712618532
eat it on a piece of tinfoil, protects your hands completely

>>712614297
4chan itself is designed to make your brain release dopamine. Maybe you should go live in a remote cabin in the woods.

>>712614297
All food does chemical things to your brain, little bro

>>712614174 (OP)
i love eating pizda and tendies

>>712614174 (OP)
why would you eat pizza with crisps>>712614174 (OP)

>>712614297
Why do you wanna be miserable

Just use tongs to grab it.

>>712617867
I’m trans (mtf) btw

>>712614297
as opposed to being a smart ass on 4chan which also releases happy chemicals in your miserable faggot brain
>goes back to doomscrolling completely oblivious to the irony

>>712618252
>bloomin 'eck guvnah least i isn't americun

I tried that stuffed pretzel crust pizza from little caesars as I've never been to that place before. Their pizza fucking sucks.

>>712614297
r/science is down on the left my good sir

>>712614174 (OP)
Yes I need to win the lottery so I will never have to work or participate in society ever again
Otherwise all the temporary joy in the world isn't worth it

>>712614174 (OP)
I don't snack while playing vidya. At most I'll stop and get a drink of water.

>>712622752
skelly detected

>>712614297
why do third world seamonkeys/yuropoors/shitskins like you even come here?

>>712614174 (OP)
can't do greasy or saucy snacks/food while gaming. Before and after sure, but my autism won't like it during cause it get my controllers and stuff all messy.

Where is the ranch? I need ranch with my pizza.

Where's the protein?

my favorite cheap and good pizza spot in my city closed bros what do I do

>>712614297

Yeah I want a Peffermakrele please

>>712624239
For me it's Matjes.

>>712624239
What chain is that? I had the Matjes and the Bismarck at a festival it was good stuff. The only thing I miss about living in Germany was Club-Mate, Mettwurst and these fish sandwiches.

>>712614174 (OP)
If you're getting a plain pepperoni, why not just make yourself a grilled cheese with some salami on it, what's the difference.
>I don't want to cook/wait
You still need to wait like 20-40 minutes for pizza delivery, just slap some shit on bread and jerk off and voila, delicious sandwich.

>>712617912
This. Who the fuck eats chips with pizza.

>>712624321
I've eaten that before and it's delicious.

So what's your gamerfuel?

>>712614297
excellent bait 10/10

>>712625373
a healthy dose of masturbation and weed to get the gaming sesh going.

>>712625107
who the fuck eats bread with bread
mystery meat americans DON'T reply to me