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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:20:04 AM No.712616362
james bond
james bond
md5: feb479bfe8a8ba756f8eac7c4ba087e4๐Ÿ”
>James Bond, the Quintessential Englishman
>Played by a m*ck
It's over
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:21:39 AM No.712616421
The character was always Irish.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:25:04 AM No.712616574
>>712616362 (OP)
>>712616421
wasn't he Scottish?
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:25:06 AM No.712616578
>>712616421
Ian Flemming wanted Edward Fox. He was furious about then casting a scot. Imagine what he would have thought of Brosnan.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:26:02 AM No.712616616
The irish are the only white people left in the british isles
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:28:00 AM No.712616707
british vs irish reminds me of pakis vs pajeets
delusional subhumans
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:28:59 AM No.712616745
>>712616362 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYTI6-OkYQY
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:30:38 AM No.712616828
>>712616421
>>712616574
Sean Connery - Scottish
David Niven - English
George Lazenby - Australian
Roger Moore - English
Timothy Dalton - Welsh
Pierce Brosnan - Irish
Daniel Craig - English, but on the border to Wales
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:30:41 AM No.712616832
>>712616362 (OP)
If the English don't want Irish in their country why did they try to make Ireland part of their country?
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:32:42 AM No.712616926
>>712616828
Movies are one thing but I thought that Flemming has decided to canonize the Scottish part in particular.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:32:44 AM No.712616928
file
file
md5: 6785a316a3e2cbe704f872a4687e7934๐Ÿ”
I hate IOI so fucking much.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:32:49 AM No.712616936
>>712616362 (OP)
HENRY'S HERE
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:33:56 AM No.712616984
>>712616928
why are danes in charge of bond games now anyway?
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:34:08 AM No.712616991
>>712616362 (OP)
Oh no, he's gonna be played by an ugly inbred with a bad accent and hair as red as his face instead of an ugly inbred with a bad accent and a decent chance of his hair being as red as his face.

The only difference between the British nations is the pitch of their accents, the level of tartan on their clothes, and the frequency of gingers.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:36:59 AM No.712617104
Henry's come to see us!
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:37:28 AM No.712617123
>>712616984
Hitman 2 (2018) was published by Warner Bros, so they probably pitched it as 007 prototype or some shit.

But it's kinda funny, that one of the most consistent complaints about new Hitman games (other than always online fomo bullshit) was that the general feel and atmosphere felt too much like 007, instead of old Hitman
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:38:18 AM No.712617164
>>712617123
It's funny how ignorant you are.
Ireland is not part of Britain.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:40:10 AM No.712617252
>>712616362 (OP)
well the facescan looks shit.
way worse than the actual actor.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:41:54 AM No.712617342
It's like the India vs Pakistan thing.
Same shit(heh), different religion.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 10:47:06 AM No.712617592
>>712616828
Dalton was the best by the way
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:05:43 AM No.712618395
>>712616362 (OP)
He's still white and he's still from Britain
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:07:50 AM No.712618480
>>712617164
what?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:08:16 AM No.712618505
>>712616707
it basically is just that.
they are mad at the irish for holding onto catholicism and for being more recently resistant to british rule compared to wales and scotland.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:14:02 AM No.712618786
>>712616362 (OP)
>ARR ROOK SAME
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:14:28 AM No.712618814
>>712616362 (OP)
>implying there's any difference whatsoever
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:16:36 AM No.712618913
>>712616832
They thought they'd be poisoning their food supply and moving poor people into empty homes by the end of the century.
Turns out people who live on nothing but whiskey and clovers are hard to poison.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:16:39 AM No.712618915
>>712616362 (OP)
cherrypicked comparison images, looks absolutely nothing like him 99% of the time. it's not him
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:20:49 AM No.712619130
>>712616578
He'd probably have been fine with Brosnan, simply because he plays an Englishman.
Connery only plays a Scot.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:21:22 AM No.712619150
>>712616362 (OP)
Bond needs to be a late 30s early 40s mature looking handsome guy. This dude looks like he's in his late 20s early 30s, not the correct age range for a bond portrayal
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:22:38 AM No.712619210
>>712618505
irish constantly bitch and whine about the english
the english don't think about the irish at all
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:23:16 AM No.712619238
file
file
md5: 41f7e0ef3e91e309ca25632513b7e8b5๐Ÿ”
>>712616936
My immediate first thought as well but it isn't Tom McKay.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:23:23 AM No.712619243
IMG_0237
IMG_0237
md5: 7b15844338c194fb075a74068dddbe68๐Ÿ”
>>712616362 (OP)
Pierce Brosnan is Irish.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:24:26 AM No.712619303
>>712618913
>beat their children to make them stop speaking their native language
>now they just complain at you in english instead
It's all been a bit of a backfire.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:24:57 AM No.712619325
>>712616616
>ir*sh
>white
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:25:59 AM No.712619369
>>712616578
>Edward Fox
that guy from that Jackal movie is english?! wtf he looks like the germanest german.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:27:27 AM No.712619445
>>712619243
Best Bond
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:27:41 AM No.712619460
>>712617164
Is this a bot?
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:27:42 AM No.712619463
>>712619150
That's deliberate because it's young and cocky Bond in training because someone thought an origin story was a good idea.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:29:56 AM No.712619565
>>712619210
The English are more concerned about two Belfast lads saying "fuck Israel" than they are about the actual conflict. The English have always been furious and confused by the fact Irish don't want to be English.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:30:29 AM No.712619594
I really hope they keep the same guy from the WoA trilogy to make the soundtrack. This already sounds straight out of a Bond movie.
https://youtu.be/gueXW7P_PzY
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:31:26 AM No.712619640
>>712619460
>irish
yes
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:52:17 AM No.712620565
>>712619594
I wonder what they're going to do for the theme. Will they stick to the lame trend of breathy, elegiac vocals and overproduced synthy fart sounds, or will they actually go for something classic and triumphant? I want something that actually stands alongside the other good Bond themes, instead of being theme pushing filler.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 11:59:43 AM No.712620912
>>712616578
thats my grandpas name wtf
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:04:46 PM No.712621148
01928373928203
01928373928203
md5: 46aaa118e1b096c4df5d05bab4cddb68๐Ÿ”
>Best Bond and best Bond villain in the same movie
Goldeneye was a masterpiece
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:05:33 PM No.712621182
>video GAME
>muh actor
the absolute state
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:06:48 PM No.712621231
James_Bond_N64
James_Bond_N64
md5: 504a811dbfe576c42ab7df52e4b10fdc๐Ÿ”
>>712621182
Welcome to 1997.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:08:53 PM No.712621308
>>712621231
wtf did you just post about my sister?!
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:10:27 PM No.712621390
>>712619243
>>712621148
>>712621231
I canโ€™t take Brosnan seriously after the architect memes
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:14:20 PM No.712621561
How the fuck do I play nu hitman?
They don't sell the first two games anymore.
do I just buy maximum jew edition of this free to play thing? do i still need to buy extra after that?
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:15:42 PM No.712621627
>>712621182
>video game based on a movie based on a book
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:17:21 PM No.712621707
>>712616616
>Irish
>White
lol, lmao even
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:22:41 PM No.712621938
2024-guide-to-buying-hitman-3-and-world-of-assassination-v0-ti7aswvyow9c1
>>712621561
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3333222543
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:24:32 PM No.712622026
>>712616707
>>712618505
except the irish have a legitimate grievance since they've been getting invaded and fucked over by the english for the past thousand years and still continue to hold onto what is undoubtedly irish land
it's not some trivial, line-in-the-sand border dispute when you've got two islands but one claims that a big chunk of yours is actually theirs
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:29:25 PM No.712622237
>>712619369
looks more dutch to be honest
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:30:59 PM No.712622302
>>712616828
>George Lazenby - Australian
>the best Bond movie stars an Aussie
Ohnonononono bongtards how did this happen??
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:31:09 PM No.712622306
>>712619238
HENRY COMES TO SEE US!!
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:33:42 PM No.712622420
>>712622026
>except the irish have a legitimate grievance
nobody said they didnt, dipshit.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:33:52 PM No.712622429
>>712616828
>Most Southern Welshmen are Anglo-Welsh
>Most Southern Scots are Anglo-Scottish
>Most Eastern Irishmen are Anglo-Norse-Irish
>t-this guy was born near Wales!
Everytime
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:37:03 PM No.712622569
He will be a massive improvement on Craig, the weakest Bond of all time.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:37:21 PM No.712622578
>>712622420
jeets and pakis don't have anything even remotely resembling the irish/english relationship and neither side has any more claim to "justice" than the other
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:38:42 PM No.712622643
>>712622578
I do not care about your crashout over being compared to the pajeets, spudjeet.
potato, potatoe
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:39:45 PM No.712622698
>>712616707
Retarded mutt
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:40:34 PM No.712622745
>>712622643
the point being that the original comparison is wrong
jeets and pakis are fighting over who smells more like shit, the irish fought to not get genocided
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:42:04 PM No.712622824
>>712622698
>t.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:43:19 PM No.712622879
>>712622745
>he thinks the pajeets havent been trying to kill each other off before
you are a rotten spudjeet.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:43:41 PM No.712622910
>>712616362 (OP)
But Brosnan was the best bond ever?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:46:15 PM No.712623037
>>712616828
>Pierce Brosnan - Irish
If he's the same race as The Architect, then it's fine.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:47:34 PM No.712623092
>>712616362 (OP)
Ehh, 007. I never got the appeal. The movies arenโ€™t that great honestly. And a game? Throw it in the bin with Indiana jones.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:49:11 PM No.712623172
>>712622879
yeah, it's been a two-sided fight
irish vs english has always been a giant with tons of land and military power vs an island of people who just wants to be left alone
the english just can't accept a people near them that don't pay taxes and hand over all their food (or anything else they want) and would rather kill them all which was always the plan with northern ireland
jeets and pakis are two losers who just bitch at each other over religion and occasionally break out into a war which the pakis lose despite starting it (gonna happen again soon)
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:49:55 PM No.712623212
8vic8uisbgj41
8vic8uisbgj41
md5: ae79c3e8b3a3031c2675989e2974e5c0๐Ÿ”
>>712621390
The architect memes are based. Brosnan knows true love.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:50:34 PM No.712623237
>>712622569
>the weakest Bond of all time.
Thatโ€™s Dalton
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:51:24 PM No.712623276
>>712619130
>>712616578
>scot
Connery is egyptian
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:52:59 PM No.712623354
>>712616362 (OP)
I think you're just finding random unimportant things to complain about. But maybe that's because Pierce Brosnan was James Bond to me growing up, therefore Irish is not a big deal.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:53:47 PM No.712623393
>>712623212
Iโ€™m expecting the game to have architect memes come from it.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:54:38 PM No.712623438
>>712621148
>Multiple instances in a single movie of the villain having Bond caught and at his mercy and he concocts some elaborate death trap for Bond to die in that he inevitably escapes from instead of just killing him
Goldeneye sucks.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:55:22 PM No.712623468
>>712621148
>cheesy 90s music plays
https://youtu.be/ak2lOmoAj60?si=hSfT2en1Obqmtu0K
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:56:45 PM No.712623536
>>712616828
Niven counts?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:57:04 PM No.712623550
>>712623092
>samples shitty fan-fiction
>wow, this franchise sucks!
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:57:12 PM No.712623562
>>712616362 (OP)
Stop promoting your shitty account here, asshole. We figured this out long before you, engagement farming faggot
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:57:56 PM No.712623601
>>712616362 (OP)
So why does he look kind of like tom cruise?
I really thought they de-aged him for this.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 12:59:44 PM No.712623679
So, considering that the game is confirmed to be a stealth action game, how do you think theyโ€™ll balance the stealth/action ratio. Bond isnโ€™t 47 afterall, so part of me doubts that you can play the entire game as a ghost.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:01:16 PM No.712623763
Bond Burger
Bond Burger
md5: bd5eaa1cb7d87094c97d23a836a48084๐Ÿ”
>Dalton
>Connery
>Brosnan
>Moore
>Lazenby
>Craig
This is the definitive ranking.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:02:02 PM No.712623797
>>712623679
This is the only reason why I'm interested to be honest. It's rare we get a stealth game at all that isn't Hitman in general.