Thread 712624046 - /v/ [Archived: 1109 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:07:55 PM No.712624046
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>kojamas wasted 10 years of his life on this garbage

what a shame
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:18:52 PM No.712624569
I won't touch another game of his until he returns to tactical espionage action. I only put up with Kojima's writing because there was a decent stealth game in there. When he was cut loose from Konami i think it was a mistake for everyone.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:20:21 PM No.712624624
>>712624046 (OP)
What do you have to show for your 10 years of life?
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:20:34 PM No.712624634
>>712624046 (OP)
at least he came out with a finished product, his run from '08 to '15 was fucking dreadful
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:20:54 PM No.712624659
>>712624624
I am not a virgin while you are still one
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:21:57 PM No.712624713
>>712624659
Gay sex doesn't count
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:39:34 PM No.712625543
nods
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>>712624569
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:44:51 PM No.712625818
>>712624046 (OP)
Sad thing is that there is a core of something compelling there but it's obstructed by layers of his autisimal bullshit.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:47:26 PM No.712625958
I liked it.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:38:47 PM No.712628618
>>712624046 (OP)
He didn't really waste a decade if he got paid millions of dollars to boss people around and hang out with celebrities though?
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:42:07 PM No.712628798
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>>712624046 (OP)
The mid game is actually pretty fun.
Little to no cutscenes, just you making deliveries, enjoying the amazing landscape and building paths with the help of other players.

But the early and late game are shit with constant exposition dumps and 30 minute long cutscenes.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:44:50 PM No.712628938
I can't believe snoys think this is fun.. when DS1 came to xbox i lasted 5 hrs before uninstalling
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:46:37 PM No.712629043
We could have gotten MGS6 ans 7
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:48:56 PM No.712629182
should've just made it a horror game like everyone was expecting, instead he made an incredibly tedious walking sim where you connect ubi towers... like what the fuck was he thinking?

also has one of the dumbest most incomprehensible plots ever

and what's his obsession with all that autistic micro management? i didn't like it in PW and certainly not in MGSV... why does he keep insisting on that shit?
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:49:22 PM No.712629208
>>712628798
This, i don't even remember why and how shits happen in this game's lore
I only care about making new path and make it easier for me and other player.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:49:50 PM No.712629240
>>712628618
That's not what life is about
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:50:28 PM No.712629284
>>712624569
Kojima never made a stealth game kill yourself secondary
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:50:48 PM No.712629303
Kojima fell off after MGS3. Death Stranding is the quintessential walking simulator for pseudointellectuals
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:59:46 PM No.712629823
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>>712629240
But Kojima is literally getting paid millions of dollars to turn his dreams into reality? What more could anyone ask for?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:02:36 PM No.712630004
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>>712629284
K bud
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:04:41 PM No.712630136
>>712629303
>Death Stranding is the quintessential walking simulator for pseudointellectuals
Nigga, you just deliver packages amid a beautiful landscape
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:05:20 PM No.712630184
>>712629303
Kojima peaked with MGS2 and then spent the rest of his career trying to convince everyone that his fanfic-tier ramblings were 4D chess. Death Stranding isn't even a game, it's a FedEx tier list simulator wrapped in dialogue that sounds like it was written by an AI fed philosophy buzzwords and Monster Energy branding.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:05:52 PM No.712630210
>>712624046 (OP)
hot springs are incredibly comfy
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:08:51 PM No.712630379
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I used to hate Hideo Kojima but now I just laugh at the guy.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:09:51 PM No.712630436
Is /v/ capable of not ever getting ruthlessly filtered?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:11:25 PM No.712630526
rapeslave
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Death Stranding is peak kusoge. Otacon x stepmommy eroge spinoff when???
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:15:02 PM No.712630743
Imagine going to a museum and just blathering aloud all your ignorance regarding the art. Imagine not only being filtered, but being filtered so hard that you have to let EVERYONE know that you were. Just... imagine...
>>712624046 (OP)
>>712624569
>>712625818
>>712628938
>>712629182
>>712629303
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:16:53 PM No.712630848
>>712624046 (OP)
Every minute of Kojima's life has been spent making amazing shit.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:17:06 PM No.712630864
MJK_71468_Elle_Fanning_(Berlinale_2020)_(cropped)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaPl-J_RvAo

To the wilderrrrrrr
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:25:26 PM No.712631342
>>712624659
Are you sure, cuz you just fucked him here and now, m8.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:26:18 PM No.712631389
I want to get into this series but the gameplay looks really really boring
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:27:09 PM No.712631441
superlative laugh
superlative laugh
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>>712630743
Imagine thinking this is art
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:27:49 PM No.712631474
>>712631389
to be fair even Kojima said the game looks trash to play but is actually fun when you control it
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:27:52 PM No.712631478
>>712624046 (OP)
Whats with the multiple schizo threads trying to pretend this game wont be wildly successful and well regarded? Is it just some pissy SEAmonkey?
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:31:05 PM No.712631632
>>712631441
Imagine being this literal and this literally retarded. Imagine posting on 4chan.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:31:29 PM No.712631659
My biggest problem with DS compared to MGS is that I found most of the characters so dull. For a game when everyone has ridicolous names and the world is filled with crazy concepts the characters are really boring. Most of them anyway, I liked Cliff because Mads is a very physical actor
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:32:57 PM No.712631741
>>712629303
>lel MGS3
Lol retard
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:33:30 PM No.712631773
>>712631478
The first Death Stranding wasn't wildly successful or well regarded. How is this going to be any different?
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:34:08 PM No.712631809
Kojima needed this lol, needed to step away. hopefully for a bit
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:36:24 PM No.712631934
>>712629043
Thank g*d we didn't, 5 was already ass and Kojimber is only getting worse over the years.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:36:56 PM No.712631967
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I have a soft spot for Kojima because he is one of the few passionate creators left in an industry where 90% are souless corporate drones producing cashgrab gargage.

The fact that he is not nearly as deep and inteligent as he thinks he is only makes his games funnier.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:37:55 PM No.712632037
>>712631773
It sold millions and is well regarded. That's why the sequel exists in the first place.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:38:41 PM No.712632065
>>712631967
ah so you like his games but only ironically because otherwise people could make fun of you
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:43:13 PM No.712632337
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>>712632065
Nope. I truly enjoy them, i just dont think they are maspterpieces or that Kojima is a 200IQ genius.

Im playing through Death Stranding right now.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 4:00:48 PM No.712633418
he had total creative control
if anything, he deserved a konami suit holding his leash
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 4:03:29 PM No.712633587
>>712624569
Stealth games are the worst genre of all time