Hello /v/,
I challenge you. Find me a video game that is 100% pure, licit, sanctified, and free of all Western cultural impurities.


My criteria are simple, and I don't ask for much:

>No music

>No human, animal, or demonic representations

>No female voices or effeminate men

>No gratuitous violence (so no shooting, no war)

>No sexual content, even implied (goodbye Final Fantasy, Witcher, etc.)

>No disguised advertising for brands (Red Bull, Monster, Coca-Cola, etc.) because they support Israel

>No idolatry, magic, fantasy, atheism, or questionable concepts (goodbye Zelda, Elden Ring, Persona, Pokémon, Minecraft, etc.)

>No knives, firearms, blood, screams, or oppressive atmosphere

>No materialistic goals: we don't play for gold, skins, scores, kills, rankings, or "The XP"

>No competition. Ego is haram.

>No Western storytelling, no anime style, no representation of a fictional world. Visual deception is a form of idolatry.

>No cutscenes.

>>712624520 (OP)
BG3 is what you want muhala

inb4 the cringe delcatty comic

>>712624520 (OP)
They will probably make videogames halal in the long run. Just watch it.

>>712624520 (OP)
tetris?

>>712624673
Oh wait, hala means good. I meant to say haram.
Are bibogames haram already?

>>712624520 (OP)
Pong, snake clones and tetris if you mute the music. The latter in particular since it was an eastern bloc game.

>>712624520 (OP)
Muslim isnt that strict though

>>712624767

"There will be in my community those who will make lawful fornication, silk (for men), wine, and musical instruments."
Sahih al-Bukhari
"Those who will suffer the harshest punishment on the Day of Judgment will be those who imitate Allah's creation."
(Sahih al-Bukhari, 5954)

"Every artist is in Hell. It will be said to him: Bring to life what you have drawn."
(Sahih Muslim, 2109)
Allah is gentle and loves gentleness in all things.
"And do not be gentle in your speech, lest he whose heart is diseased covet you."
(Surah al-Ahzab, 33:32)
This verse is used to prohibit seductive female voices in games or songs.
"Magic is among the things that destroy." (Sahih al-Bukhari, 5763)
"They followed what the devils related about the reign of Sulayman (Solomon)... but Sulayman never disbelieved. It was the devils who disbelieved by teaching sorcery..."
(Surat al-Baqara, 2:102)
"O you who believe! Intoxicating liquor, gambling, idols, and arrows for divination are nothing but an abomination, the work of Satan. Avoid them, that you may succeed."
(Surat al-Ma'ida, 5:90)
Even the simple representation or promotion of alcohol in games is considered illicit. Some games with strong betting mechanics, loot boxes, or excessive competition:
"The Prophet forbade the sale of luck." (Abu Dawud, 3335)
"The believer is not the one who insults, curses, is vulgar, or obscene."
(Sunan al-Tirmidhi, 1977)
This hadith is used to criticize the toxicity of competitive multiplayer.

>>712624684
>>712624741
Are you wasting your time without any spiritual or intellectual benefit? Are you stacking colored squares and thinking it uplifts your soul?

>>712624520 (OP)
Microsoft Flight Simulator

>>712625283
Honestly curtailing music and art to this extent is probably one of the leading reasons that Islam has had so little cultural impact on the rest of the world. This is pretty much shooting yourself in the foot. It's a shame because the Islamic Golden Age resulted in some incredible developments in many fields and the literature has stood the test of time but music and art just didn't have the same kind of staying power.

>>712625421
I mean you asked for a game devoid of all interpretation of meaning or context and that's the result, I'm really not sure what you'd expect.

Having fun is haram. If you aren't pissed off and miserable, you aren't doing Islam properly. NO FUN ALLOWED!

>>712625932
Islamic restrictions were born out of the scarcity of the desert where living a life of excess was a one-way ticket to an early grave. I don't live in the desert.

>>712627925
If I can't be happy, no one can be happy!

>>712625838
>Islamic Golden Age
99% advancements taken from cultures islam conquered.

>>712625737
kek


>>712627925
>Because of scarcity
>no music or pictures allowed.

>>712628634
>99% advancements taken from cultures islam conquered.
Such as?

Reminder that prophet muhammed raped a 9 year old girl

>>712631373
Yes, we know, we all played Unteralterbach. Or at least it should be a prerequisite for posting on /v/, anyway.

>>712630735
NTA but Persia, India, Egypt and Spain.

>>712624520 (OP)
what a retarded religion

>>712624520 (OP)
Pong or Tetris

>>712624520 (OP)
Unreal Survival

>we are a religion of peace
>someone, somewhere coughs
>DIE INFIDEL

>>712624520 (OP)
Competition is allowed in Islam. I can only conclude you are a fake Muslim.

>>712624520 (OP)
literally everything is haram
you should go fucking kill yourself so you dont have to deal with them anymore

Tetris, Bejeweled, Hexic, Breakout, Pipe Mania, Osmos, 2048. Just turn off the music.

>>712624520 (OP)
Just kys so you won't have anything haram to worry about

Christianity and Islam competing against each other to be the most strict religion.
>nonono you can't do this even though god/allah gave you free will
>but we moralgrandstanders will do the same the exact shit we preach against if not worse, and if we get caught we'll just say that the devil made us stumble as we label your newly born child a godless jezebel for being born without clothing

Unfortunately other options are also shit.
>paganism is a fucking meme and only exists as a cope because "muh natural world" and "the world lost its magic and mythical charm"
>atheism leads to being an arrogant asshole because "i'm le enlightened by my own intelligence so give me my leddit upvotes as I say religion bad "in which he only refers to christianity and islam"
>satanism is just atheism but edgy because "le hail satan even though I don't actually believe he even exists but I just wanted to get back at the pastor who said my puppy won't be in heaven because animals don't have souls and the games I play are demonic and have subliminal messages to get you to feel empathy for the unfortunate"
>luciferianism screams loser rebel because "I was bullied a lot school so I want to subvert the system and status quo, even though was raised by caring parents who always told me that jesus loved me"
>wicca is just lmao (combine paganism and luciferianism, but add 3rd-wave feminism into the mix in attempt to topple the patriarchy, because saying "hocus pocus" and "alakazam" as you sprinkle some grass onto your magic circle (all while naked) will DEFINITELY free palestine and bring an end to animal cruelty)
>gnosticism, just like paganism, is a fucking meme (now with malding over how the world is shit, the creator is flawd, and muh demiurge, so christianity but heavily diluted (and nihilistic & pessimistic) and with salvation coming from within, so christianity without christ)
>scientology (so uhh, pay $200,000 to learn about lord xenu even though you can just watch south park)

>>712624520 (OP)
Video-games are haram already

>>712633360
Everything is haram to a Muslim just like everything is witchcraft to a Christian.

>>712633601
kek wtf no

>>712624520 (OP)
I think Pac-Man mostly fits the bill outside of having slight music at the beginning of the game and intermissions. Unless the ghosts count as demonic, but they’re the cartoony type of ghosts, so not too demonic.
I guess Wordle counts too, or if crosswords or sudoku count as video games. Candy Crush?

>>712624520 (OP)
bomberman

>>712624520 (OP)
I have a question.
In the Quran, chapter 90, Allah says that to become a believer you must commit an act of charity to become a believer. So why is the Shahada considered the official way to join Islam if Allah says you join via the Ascent?

>12. And what will explain to you what the ascent is? 13. The freeing of a slave. 14. Or the feeding on a day of hunger. 15. An orphan near of kin. 16. Or a destitute in the dust. 17. Then he becomes of those who believe, and advise one another to patience, and advise one another to kindness.

Riddle me this.

Lol.

>>712634025
Pac-Man endorses senseless consumerism and drug abuse.

>>712624520 (OP)
>Bridge builder
The original did not have anything you excluded. Goal was to build a bridge out of limited elements, that a train can cross over.

>>712624520 (OP)
The Islamic hateboner for artistry is probably the most retarded part of the whole religion.

>>712630735
Iran, Eastern Rome, Egypt, India

>>712624520 (OP)
Who cares? You subhumans are being killed en-mass and the world is a better place for it, also, Muhammad was a fag