Thread 712626050 - /v/ [Archived: 1053 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:49:00 PM No.712626050
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lol lmao even
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:52:47 PM No.712626252
damn...
even sportsball games aren't safe from the open world menace
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:54:22 PM No.712626323
>>712626252
What if futball in your mum's caravan?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:56:15 PM No.712626412
LaNiggertividad
LaNiggertividad
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Get this.
Football Soulslike.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:58:03 PM No.712626486
are we finally hitting peak open world?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:58:04 PM No.712626489
What do you even do in a fifa open world
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:58:33 PM No.712626512
>>712626412
You vill parry de futball
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 1:59:55 PM No.712626584
What's next?
Open World Tetris?
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:00:16 PM No.712626605
Of course now everyone has to do it now that Nintendo is doing it.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:00:33 PM No.712626617
>>712626489
Fuck whores 24/7
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:02:37 PM No.712626705
>>712626489
cocaine and steroids
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:02:47 PM No.712626714
>Open-world
>Crafting
>Lootbox
>Battlepass
>Always online
>Football

Let me guess... you need MORE kino?
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:02:58 PM No.712626724
>>712626489
dribble from stadium to stadium and shoot goals shooting gallery style for collectibles
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:03:44 PM No.712626762
>>712626489
Footballer things, y'know.
Go to the club.
Do drugs and get suspended for doing drugs.
Buy fake luxury watches.
Set off fireworks in your hotel room.
Go to the whorehouse and beat your girlfriend up if she complains about it.
Run away from the armed goon your brother is sending after you.
Hire a private investigator to find what shaman put a curse on you.
Just footballer stuff.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:03:52 PM No.712626769
>>712626050 (OP)
I honestly don't think that's so bad of an idea
Running around some virtual playground like a street and kicking a ball with other players has it's charm. It depends on how they approach it
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:05:38 PM No.712626869
>>712626769
It's EA
The open world is just going to be a less efficient main-menu for selecting game type while they use it as an excuse to sell cosmetics for your in-game avatar.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:06:54 PM No.712626935
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>>712626489
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:09:33 PM No.712627050
The last two fifas were so fucking horrible
They make the ai do absolutely nothing useful so people can score more goals
It doesn't even resemble real football anymore
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:10:20 PM No.712627089
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Imagine THUG but soccer and instead of starting in New Jersey it's some Brazilian favela
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:16:01 PM No.712627358
>>712627050
It's okay, all the autists have graduated to Spreadsheet Manager.
FIFA is for kids who want to score 10 goals a game in career mode and become the most expensive transfer in history.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:19:20 PM No.712627530
>>712627358
Yeah I love football manager, I put 2k hours in it last year, Damn shame they had to cancel the new entry
Looking forward to Rematch next week though because it's unrealistic but it doesn't claim to be
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:23:49 PM No.712627773
>>712626762
KINO
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:25:26 PM No.712627871
If it's anything like 2k it's just a menu in a open world style to waste your time
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:27:27 PM No.712627994
>>712626050 (OP)
If you are still playing sports games in 2000+25, you deserve to eat shit, enjoy it.
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:33:21 PM No.712628315
>>712626489
You climb the ubisoft tower and kick a ball off the top of it to unlock more of the map
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:34:25 PM No.712628371
>>712626412
>>712626762
>>712626714
>>712627050
>>712627530
Soccer
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:34:31 PM No.712628375
>>712627994
>MUH SPORTSBALL
Annoying fag
Sports are the truest form of game there is
Go watch the most realistic depiction of a panic attack in a jrpg or something
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:35:01 PM No.712628401
>>712626762
>no football-themed Bully game where you play an ultra and trash hotel rooms, poison your rival's lasagna, set off fireworks all night next to your rival's hotel before an important game, hang effigies of a rival player, prepare "problematic" tifos the club then have to condemn in the strongest terms
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Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:37:13 PM No.712628532
>>712628401
KINO
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:37:42 PM No.712628556
>>712626489
Instead of a menu to select what you want to do now, you'll need to spend 3 minutes travelling.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:37:48 PM No.712628559
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>>712626050 (OP)
Reminder that FIFA games have motion and charge inputs lmao
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:38:17 PM No.712628587
>>712628375
He has a point in that sports game have been on a really bad decline in the last 15 years.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:40:26 PM No.712628701
>>712626412
Make my childhood fantasy as a boss.

When I was a kid I would daydream that if I had the power to freeze or even slow down time, I would be the highest performing goalie of all time.
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:41:54 PM No.712628779
>>712628371
Nigger
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 2:55:49 PM No.712629609
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>>712626412
You're too late, Kojima-san
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:07:51 PM No.712630317
>>712628401
Point-based rating for the tifo :
F
>gets booed by away supporters
E
>makes the local news
D
>club puts out statement that your tifo does not represent the club's values
C
>makes national news and gets you a stadium ban
B
>causes the federation to sanction your club
A
>causes the authorities to dissolve your ultra group
S
>a third party takes legal action against you
S+
>the rival club takes legal action against you
SS
>your own club takes legal action against you
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:27:17 PM No.712631447
>>712626489
Do? Lmao that's besides the point.