Thread 712626318

Coomers really blow smoke up a mid game's ass just for having high fidelity tits and ass shots.
Just take that money and pay a whore to get your dick sucked IRL.

it's SEAmonkeys and chinkoids that are hyping this game up

>>712626318 (OP)
>Most derivative, boring shit I've played all year
You should try playing more than one game per year, poorfag.

>>712626318 (OP)
not trying to get squaids but you do you booboo

>>712626318 (OP)
Vased

>>712626318 (OP)
You have only yourself to blame for falling for it.

>>712626318 (OP)
The exact same shit they pulled with Nier Automata. I hate braindead jrpg coomers so much it's unreal

>>712626318 (OP)
Easily one of the best games of the generation though.

>>712626318 (OP)
>grrrr sexy woman make me mad

second blandest game of the year right after atomfall, no desire to play but whatever
those ff16 tier bulletin board missions are killing me, not even ubisoft side quests are this bad

>get your dick sucked IRL
it's not the same

>>712626318 (OP)
id rather play frostpunk2

Why has no one ever made a good game for coomers?

>>712626318 (OP)
>he played on easy mode
lmao

>>712626717
Have you tried putting sexo woman in a good game instead?

>>712626404
FPBP, subhumans(bugs) have no taste

>>712626643
At least Automata had good writing and an incredible soundtrack, not AI generated gookshit. Gameplay was whatever and 2B was bait, she isn't even in most of the game.

>>712626956
Frostpunk 2 isn't even bad, it's just a different genre than the first and it alienated people, it should have been marketed differently. How do you make a sequel to Frostpunk with the same gameplay and scope without feeling like a mod pack, or the same shit but in a different location?
And now they are shitting out a half-baked remaster of the first game to recoup money. Grim.

>>712626404
Be happy that it's unplayable for Indians otherwise you'd be getting their spam too.

Super generic and mid. I got bored af after only a couple of hours. Haven't touched it since ps5 release

>>712627304
lol stellar blade's ost unironically mogs automata

holy samefag lmao
do you really think people are gonna fall for this, OP?

>>712626318 (OP)
did it really take you 2 hours to finish the demo?

>>712626318 (OP)
I need to fucking fap, dude.

>>712626643
>Mini map shows enemies
>Purposely avoid them
>Record it as a webm to post around
How many autism points does this require?

>>712629553
I've only made three posts here, my schizo friend.
Kidnap gookmoot and keep him locked in a shed until he adds IDs.

>>712629476
Bait was once convincing.

>>712626318 (OP)
>Watch my friend struggle with a boss, never played this game before
>Can already see it's just parry slop
>Hands me the controller and i beat the boss first try because everything is just a telegraphed button check
>The rest of the game is running around empty levels and doing little puzzles to open chests
You have to be missing a brain stem if you enjoy this

>>712629965
track for track its definitely better than automata

>>712630070
b-but it makes you a tranny if you don't like THE THING!!

>>712630070
>watch my friend
Never happened, friendlet

>>712630070
saar you are gay benchod bastard dog redeem the vagene booba now

>>712626318 (OP)
Its not about the gameplay.. It about sending a message Joker.gif

>>712630070
Chinks like it because it plays like their mobile gacha but on a bigger screen.

>>712626404
TRVTHNVKE

>>712627304
>At least Automata had good writing
You fucking dumb anime brainrotted nigger.

What is the point of such raids? I'm not going to buy Dragon Age or Shadows because of this.

>>712631071
Too many games just copied it wholesale since, but it doesn't make it bad.

>>712631552
>muh sides schizo

>>712630070
Cool story bro

>>712626318 (OP)
Why does this game create such endless seethe?

>>712631817
It's a bad game sold for 70.

>>712631817
Coomer and chinkcel fatigue.

>>712626318 (OP)
I should have played the demo but I managed to refund it. Character controls are awful. I'll maybe pick it up for 20 bucks again but it's not worth the full price here.

>>712631817
Seeing an attractive woman makes trannies seethe because they know they’ll never EVER pass. Then they take their impotent rage to the only place they can express it, an internet forum

>>712626404
'tis be a fippybippy as scheduled.

>>712631817
Loss of control. The trannies thought they had total control of the industry, and now they are losing their footing. The East doesn't need the modern audience and can thrive without the West and unlike the nips, they can't be influenced.

>>712632052
We get it, you masturbate, get better material.

>>712632247
Yeah, that’s the impotent rage I’m talking about right there. Thanks for the example. YWNBAW by the way

Why is that whenever this game is criticized for its gameplay it's always followed by retorts like
>"You just hate it cause it has sexy women in it"
or
>"You just hate it cause you're a tranny"
Are you just not allowed to say bad things about its gameplay no matter how true they might be?

>>712626318 (OP)
Have you seen that commercial this studio had made for their gacha? This is their target audience, they appeal to them.

>>712632440
Why the fuck would I want to be a woman? Do you have any other thoughts?

>>712632463
Shut up, there are thousands of mid-games and nobody gives a fuck. But when a game with sex girls gets released, it's suddenly a big issue.

>>712626643
>if i keep posting it, surely people will believe me and my cherry picked footage!
Fucking pathetic

>>712626318 (OP)
I think porn games are a waste of time and I'm not that big on hack/slash games. Still I bought it because I want devs to make more games witb pretty characters .

>>712632463
What’s bad about the gameplay?

>>712632771
Thousands of mid games with this number of sales and discussion? Start giving names.

>>712626643
This was exactly the part that made me give up this game.

>>712626318 (OP)
Yea, Stellar Blade does a huge disservice to Steam's rating system. "Overwhelmingly Positive" should be reserved for exceptional games, not handed out to porn games with stiff controls.

>>712633095
Nikke is popular.

>>712633280
true, i need to log in and do my dailies, smoking a bowl right now though

Stellar blade feels like it was originally meant to be one of those cheap porn games with gameplay as a side mechanic to get to the actual porn, except the fleshed out the gameplay a little bit and removed the porn.

>>712633387
lol, spot on

>>712633095
>evening in Beijing

For this topic of discussion to work you have to bury your head in the sand and pretend sexy women werent blacklisted for AAA games for the last decade, you have to literally ignore reality and pretend like Horizon Zero Dawn (mid gameplay with ugly woman) hasnt been the norm, you have to totally ignore the push for afro women with boy persona hasnt been pushed on us consistently, and you are literally expecting us to share in your cognitive dissonance and pretend like a game existing to show off its hot woman they motion capped for our amusemnent is bad because you are autistic and narrowly focusing on one aspectt of the game and you think if you brute force a logical narrow focus and call anyone who doesnt share this autistic view a nigger then it will work and we suddenly have to agree with you. Thats fucking stupid. You are not an intellectual, no one is going to start sharing your rage for those pesky brainless gooners you hate so much, and the amount of cognitive dissonance you are asking us to share with you literally denies the last ten years of gaming happened. And since im now pointing this out im gonna be made out to be a braindead gooner nigger anti intellectual and you will continue to parade around your intellectual autistic approach despite it not being popular in your own thread because you are a fucking moron who hates sexy women and you think if you act intellectual enough people wont notice.

>>712633740
Chatgpt, summarise this story into 4 words

>>712630070
Your story didn’t end with you sucking his cock and being a total bottom. I rate this story fake and gay

>>712633328
>t-the gameplay is bad! You dumb nigger gooner!
>NO. NO I CALLED YOU A DUMB GOONER YOU HAVE TO STOP NOW NOOOOOOOO-

>>712633740
>My gooner game is le act of rebellion
So brave...

>>712633740
>narrowly focusing on one aspectt of the game
Everything that isn't the visuals?

>>712634034
@grok who is this anon quoting

>>712634197
liberals

>>712633740
>frogposter
>actually posts something that isn’t dumb

Well I guess a broken clock is right twice a day

Deep breaths gentlemen, we are in the presence of a goonlosopher.

Yeah that's cool and all guys, but I'm gonna go play with my girlfriend's tits. You can all play your game and make a stand about sexy women or something. I don't know.

>>712629735
Here's your combat bro

>>712633740
>the game is bad but has sexy women which means I need to worship it as the savior of gaming
Okay retard

>>712634428
>surely if i keep spamming easy mode combat clips at 240p, people will agree with me!
I guarantee you couldn't beat the demo on hard mode for $10,000, especially considering you stole that footage from someone else

>>712626318 (OP)
I can't believe this game didn't flop considering they gave us a fucking demo which clearly showed how fucking awful the gameplay is. An absolute suicide move but what can you do, browns get no pussy so this is the next best thing, even hookers as you suggested refuse them KEK

Played the PS5 demo and crashed out on reddit about how clunky the combat felt but everyone downvoted me and told me I was wrong. It felt like shit to play becsuse of how stiff it is then people made “stiff” dick jokes and the thread devolved into cooming

>>712634554
I've seen that before!

>>712634747
But the gameplay is good

>>712626318 (OP)
it's SEA-coded, you have to be brown to get it

stellar blade is kino. the gameplay in the demo is mediocre but inoffensive, then a few hours later actually becomes great. anyone seething about such inoffensive combat is a confirmed troon or tendie, there's quite literally no other reason to seethe so hard about this game
as for me im having a lot of fun and am going to immediately run ng+ and ng++ which i pretty much never do even if I love a game. keep seething though, faggots

>>712634807
>crashed out on reddit about how clunky the combat felt but everyone downvoted me and told me I was wrong
>reddit

>>712634807
If you played the boss battle challenge at the end of the demo, you get to see how combat feels later in the game. When you get more moves and speed upgrades its a lot smoother, when youre in NG+ and get the better versions of said moves its even better. But considering you went to reddit right after you played the demo, i can tell you just wanted to complain about the sexy woman and didn't even bother finishing it

>>712634845
If you drank lead paint instead of milk as a child, sure

>>712634887
>all those cosplay posts
women never miss an opportunity

>>712634807
>going to Reddit at all
>getting BTFO by redditors

Im shocked you would repeat that story instead of taking it to your grave. You’re an embarrassment

>>712627069
Because they don't need to as we're seeing here
If the coomers will buy anything why try to go above and beyond average

>>712634915
>i can tell you just wanted to complain about the sexy woman
Poor persecuted coomers

>if you like this game, you masturbate!
>and, uh... you're brown!
I thought racism and kink shaming were bad, xisters? When did you become the ones who made fun of people for who they were born as?

>>712634070
Its really not but due to your insistence a realistically rendered sexy woman is not amusing you will perceive it that way.

>>712635010
This but pokemon
>>712635026
>doesn't even deny it

>>712635026
post axe wound

>>712635093
Deny what? You perceive any complaint about dogshit gameplay as an attack to your sexuality because you're insecure.

>>712635029
Please stop calling out my narrative

>>712634924
Ok so what’s bad about it?

>>712626318 (OP)
Have to say I agree. I was excited for the game and thought it looked great on PS5, but I wasn't going to buy one for one game. Waited for PC release and glad there was a demo I could play first, because it's like a slower, not fun version of Bayonetta.

Eve is not a cool character at all, like a fumbling retard. I don't want to be her like I would Bayonetta.

do you think he'd keep it up if we still had IP count or thread IDs?

>>712634554
Nope its really just a bit amusing, almost as much as you interpreting this as "needing to worship" and that this amusement is somehow "saving gaming" in my eyes. Completely schizophrenic and unhinged but if thats the hill you want to die on most people are happy to let you.
>>712634089
Here you go with your triple digit intellectualism. You are such a high brow sophisticated gamer above carnal desires, we are all very happy for you and impressed at your higher standards. You only have to shift to this passive aggressive tone because I already called out the "call him a gooning nigger" approach.

I finished the demo in 40 minutes
I think you just suck at the game

>>712635206
it's bad because a game with 5 skill trees and multiple movement upgrades doesn't feel amazing within the first 5 minutes, chud.

>>712635136
You didn't deny that you didnt finish the demo, or try the boss challenge that shows you how the combat feels later in the game. You just want to complain. You're a faggot bitching about a game thats doing well in an echochamber thread full of "other people" who agree with you, just like you did when you tried to go and cry to reddit the first time. You can't live without validation, and are shocked that even redditors thought you were a punk ass bitch with bullshit complaints

>>712635221
Try the boss challenge at the end of the demo, you move faster as the game goes on and you get upgrades

>>712635307
I'm not that poster, I just hijacked your chain.

>>712626318 (OP)
We get it, ur a post op tranny.

>>712626318 (OP)
>troon got filtered
ywnbaw

>>712635395
>NO IM JUST NOT A GOONER NIGGER
>T-THE GAMEPLAY IS BAD CANT YOU SEE THAT? NIGGER!!! GOONER!!

>>712635387
>uhhh thats actually not me, totally not getting owned right now haha
Lmao, nice dodge. If only you were good enough to do that in video games

>>712635456
We say coomer here.

>>712635497
Whatever you say champ, add thread IDs already.

the hate campaign this game has created has been nothing but amusing to me since at least month before it came out. the unrelenting samefagging is almost endearing

>>712635683
There's nothing to hate, it's so remarkably mediocre in everything there's nothing that elicits an emotional response.

I was having a great time but I just got to Xion and after half an hour of cut scenes the game has turned to open world slop. Nothing I like more than running around a map asking NPCs for fetch quests. I'll push through but kinda annoyed.

>>712629761
yeah you totally dont talk like the type of person to same fag and spam threads.

>>712635808
>nothing elicits an emotional response
then why did people spend months spamming every thread trying to derail them? why make a thread talking about how much you dislike it if theres nothing worth talking about? Why are you still here responding to people in a thread about a game you hate and don't think is worth discussing?

>>712635864
Theres only 2 big open areas and theres lots of teleport points so once you open them up theres minimal running through emptiness. I hope in the sequel they make the open areas a little more streamlined, there is a lot of nothing going on in them. The smaller levels are nice and tightly designed, though

this is a totally organic, non emotional response to a video game by the way

>start posting screencaps of people being overly emotional faggots on a very obvious smear campaign
>thread suddenly comes to a screeching halt
Very interesting. Guess the discord needs a few minutes to talk about a new script

>>712636023
Laughing at the people in this collage is funny, unless you're also a fat incel irl and get offended by proxy.

>>712626318 (OP)
This desu

the fact is there are immense amounts of games with good gameplay and sexy women you all refuse to touch because they don't look like AAA games

>>712638593
name 5

>>712626919
Agreed. Nongamers will never understand.

>>712626318 (OP)
Women are never going to reward you with sex for shrieking about "coomers" on the internet.

>>712633740
Good post. The kind of post the eve haters won’t reply to.

>>712626318 (OP)
>Just take that money and pay a whore to get your dick sucked IRL.

>>712637767
Just pretending to be retarded, you say?

>>712640310
Just open snapchat and you'll see whores advertising their prices.

>>712639962
But I already have a girlfriend

>>712640201
I like that he put the faggot in his place. sage for not contributing.

>>712631817
It's not very good

>>712633009
The combat is worse than DMC1

How can we convince shift up to cancel stellar blade 2? Maybe mass suicide?

>>712641273
you clearly didn't play it
>B-but the demo
there's multiple skill trees and movement upgrades, and the demo doesn't even remotely give you enough time to even learn the combos
there's nothing wrong with deciding not to play a game because of a demo, obviously, since that's the purpose of one. but playing an hour demo does not make your faggot ass an authority on the game.
also even before upgrades the combat is at least decent and inoffensive, there's literally no reason to seethe about it like faggots are other than political reasons

>>712641937
we don't. stellar blade is already great and it was their first real game, stellar blade 2 will be god tier. imagine these chads making a game after actually having experience under their belts.

>game with an ugly lead is mediocre
>GOTY!
>game with an attractive lead is mediocre
>TRASH!

>>712635975
He makes it really obvious, too, he can't help but spam "gook" in every post he makes.

>>712626318 (OP)
>derivative
Post non derivative games.

>>712631817
If it was the exact same as it is except made in Japan everyone who's losing their chimpanzee shit over it would be worshiping it.

>>712632861
How is this a porn game? Are there sex minigames and unlockable videos of Adam breeding Eve, Tachy, and Raven?

>>712635975
Bizarrely schizo defensive playerbase. I only played the demo today and made a thread to complain about it, never touched any of the threads since last year. Not everyone is out to get you because I didn't like it.

>>712633884
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

>>712634428
Wow, is that the only way you can fight things in Automata? Why does she even have a sword?

>>712641273
Not really, no

>>712643494
this nigga posts videos of himself running away from enemies to prove how boring it is. this is genuine mental illness/willful retardation

>>712635221
>I don't want to be her like I would Bayonetta
Why do people self-insert into characters with their own personalities, feelings and emotions? Do you also think you're Lara Croft and Chun Li?

>>712643494
>Why does she even have a sword?
Putting the hilt in her robot ass.

>>712629476
lmao cope

>>712631071
better than brainrotted kdrama writing

>>712634747
it flopped everywhere outside china. chinks running bot farms to keep player numbers high

>>712644272
Why are /v/irgins so obsessed with wanting all video games to be flops and bad?

>>712626318 (OP)
this game is what finally convinced me that this board is infested with actual unironic paid shills. there's no other explanation for such a bland soulless game getting this amount of hype. eve being hot doesn't make up for how mediocre everything else is.

>>712645630
I say that about every single game shilled here, all games are faggot slop pushed by paid shills on this website because it's the most powerful and influential place on the planet.

>>712646401
>it's the most powerful and influential place on the planet.

>>712645630
This but for the basically all the opposite reasons

>>712626318 (OP)
Bro, let people have some breathing room after all the ugly dei woke character placement in so many games over the recent years.

>>712626318 (OP)
TRVTH NVKE

>>712646820
The way you people carry on about how all game companies are paying tons of people to shill shit here, it certainly feels like you believe that.

>>712626318 (OP)
no one cares about your opinion, salty plebbitor, the game has 100k+ concurrent players enjoying gameplay

>>712626318 (OP)
They're so mindbroken by woke nonsense that they'd rather chow down on literal shit just to own the troons.
>inb4 "You're a woke DEI sympathizer!"
Nah, I despise you both. You're just two sides of the same cancerous coin

>>712647487
I've yet to hear any factual objective reasons why Stellar Blade is as dog-rapingly poopoocacadookie as your kind keeps screaming it is.

>>712647724
>factual objective reasons
simple. It has no gameplay.

>>712647837
Sane people would have grown tired of this one-note dog and pony show a year ago.

>>712647837
>t. couldn’t beat Raven on hard mode

I accept your concession