Let’s be honest. In real life, once Samus left Zebes, she would have quit bounty hunting as soon as she realized that she could make double the money without risking her life by just posting lewds on SpaceOnlyFans.

the lewds in question: getting her shithole remodeled by ugly aliens

>space is full of all different species
>for some reason they all find humans attractive

Why are we humans so fond of this trope? It seems pretty narcissistic.

>>712627392
it's more like solipsism. people think she's hot so they think aliens will also.

retarded thread

>>712628029
retarded reply

There's no way Federation boys take her seriously. Imagine all the meathead testosterone locker room talk behind her back.

>>712628650
They’re aware by now that she’s a gigastacy.

REMODELED

Raven Beak should have just mass produced Samus clones to sell to perverts and rule the galaxy through profit instead of just to rule through force

>>712626469 (OP)
Samus is the kind of girl to enjoy blasting her way through a pirate outpost and spending months camping in a dirty swamp just to track down a mark while also spending her time off missions pretending to be a dumb slut while taking muscle shrinking drugs and letting men have their way with her.