You got your Kirby ketchup right /v/?
https://hypebeast.com/2025/6/nintendo-kirby-heinz-japan-limited-edition-ketchup-collaboration-release-info
What does the M stand for?
>>712636824 (OP)Why is shit like this always japan exclusive? why dont they do events like this in the west?
What makes it Kirby ketchup? Because there's a picture of Kirby on the label? Lame and gay. It would've been trivial to make it pink.
>>712638628>John Kerry won't let us have thisThat's why I didn't vote for him.
>>712638628Kirby is not popular in America or Europe.
>>712636824 (OP)Isn't ketchup more of a Pikachu thing?
>>712636824 (OP)Reminder that only the spicy Heinz is good and that the mild variant is too sweet and tastes like shit.
>>712638628what difference does having a jpg of kirby on your ketchup bottle make?
>>712638410It's called a Maxim Tomato, so what the fuck do you think it stands for?
>>712641280Absolutely nothing, obviously. But thats not the point dumbass.
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>omg i HATE ketchup did you know it was popularized to cover up the taste of bad meat??? bet you didn't know that huh????
>have my mcjoe's scorching assblaster homemade hotsauce instead!!!
>they just added some random stock art to the sticker
>kirby edition
>>712638410didcha' read the file name?
>>712639976we shouldn't celebrate mental illness
>>712642058nta but yeah basically, doing the bare minimum to get more sales.
>>712638628>>712641280Because printing special labels with a cute picture on them would add an extra $0.02 cost per unit, so they don't do it.
>>712642235to me it just seems tacky and deeper into consumerist hellhole. I don't see them as quirky cute characters, I think of them as ads. Can't I just buy food without being made to think about Nintendo?
>>712641665The Kirby Mandate wouldn't allow them to do more
>>712641396Oh
That makes sense I never realized that before desu
toMato, of course
>>712642541There's a Kirby Mandate now, too? When will the mandate madness end?
>>712638972Based video for mentioning trauma center. I miss these games
>>712642541I mean a pink cap or something would of been nice rather then just replacing the sticker with one that was made in 5 minutes by a highschool student. Not even a maxim tomato is on the label. 2/10 promation
>>712641565>he likes engorging himself with high fructose corn syrupAt least opt for mustard and black pepper on your fries instead, chubs, Christ.
>>712642867Hardware gimmicks aside, Nintendo has been increasingly soulless and "safe" since the Wii. There is a general mandate on all of their characters
>>712638972Why does Kirby merchandising have so much soul? This is consumerism, but it feels earnest.
OK but if they made a Marx one I'd do nothing because I'm poor and I'd just be sad looking at posers buying them in droves.
>>712638972The Kirby Cafe has existed since 1963? Does this mean Kirby's Dream Land is a video game adaptation of the Kirby Cafe?
>>712645634Eat your hamburgers, Apollo.
