Thread 712651158

>enemy attack is about to land
>can’t roll because /v/ would call it “rollslop”
>can’t parry because /v/ would call it “parryslop”
>can’t block because /v/ would call it “blockslop”
>ca-*sound of fist hitting face*

>He actually plays fightslop "games"
Cringe.

i tanked that btw

>>712651158 (OP)
>he doesn't carry a Super Star with him
Idiot

>>712651158 (OP)
The life of a Vegetafag.

Walk backwards, evade, hit twice repeat.

>>712651594
>dodgeslop

Sure is R*ddit in here.

>>712651475
tankslop

>>712651550
You didn’t beat the game.

>>712651671
Since i want to be clear the evade part comes from walking backwards there is no dodge command. also Kek.

>>712652069
Still a dodge. Also evadeslop.

Here, let me explain it to you because you're confused.
It's "rollslop" because it became a stale, generic and uninteresting combat system everyone already saw hundreds of times.
It's "parryslop" because after shitkiro devs started taking a mechanic that generally used to be a optional, skill-based action and actively force you to use it constantly while lowering the expected skill celling. Hope that helps.

>>712651158 (OP)
/v likes number go up games where you block and dodge automatically

>>712652651
>t. mindbroken shazamtranny still crying about fromsoft

>>712652651
>Here, let me explain it to you because you're confused
>Hope that helps

Why do midwits type like this?

>>712653075
they can't say anything actually intelligent

>>712651158 (OP)
Rolling, parrying and blocking is fine, but in many oldschool games, you actually had to physically avoid evenmy attacks.
Personally, I would add all four as different playstyles with their own strengths and weaknesses, like blocking a heavy, strong enemy will be tough and so will be dodging an enemy much faster than you.

>>712652807
i get it, BARK gloves lol

>>712652807
she looks like she molests human shotas

>>712651158 (OP)
That's ok Just attack back with something that has super armor like a mega manly gigachad

>>712655563
>Mashing attack to win.
Now THAT is true slop, unlike parrying, dodging or blocking.

>>712653075
>Why do
How come piss fetishists always type like this?

>>712651671
urm ackthually it's called kite slop

https://youtu.be/Dt6aSj1sIdE?si=ckBIKs_RTLxP-XoJ&t=172

>>712651158 (OP)
Raid his economy.

>>712657883
>jewslop