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Anonymous No.712651158 [Report] >>712651550 >>712651573 >>712652807 >>712654337 >>712655563 >>712657883
>enemy attack is about to land
>can’t roll because /v/ would call it “rollslop”
>can’t parry because /v/ would call it “parryslop”
>can’t block because /v/ would call it “blockslop”
>ca-*sound of fist hitting face*
Anonymous No.712651349 [Report]
>He actually plays fightslop "games"
Cringe.
Anonymous No.712651445 [Report]
>gettingpunchedslop
Anonymous No.712651475 [Report] >>712651673
i tanked that btw
Anonymous No.712651550 [Report] >>712651767
>>712651158 (OP)
>he doesn't carry a Super Star with him
Idiot
Anonymous No.712651573 [Report]
>>712651158 (OP)
The life of a Vegetafag.
Anonymous No.712651594 [Report] >>712651671
Walk backwards, evade, hit twice repeat.
Anonymous No.712651671 [Report] >>712652069 >>712657332
>>712651594
>dodgeslop

Sure is R*ddit in here.
Anonymous No.712651673 [Report]
>>712651475
tankslop
Anonymous No.712651767 [Report]
>>712651550
You didn’t beat the game.
Anonymous No.712652069 [Report] >>712652351
>>712651671
Since i want to be clear the evade part comes from walking backwards there is no dodge command. also Kek.
Anonymous No.712652351 [Report]
>>712652069
Still a dodge. Also evadeslop.
Anonymous No.712652651 [Report] >>712652874 >>712653075
Here, let me explain it to you because you're confused.
It's "rollslop" because it became a stale, generic and uninteresting combat system everyone already saw hundreds of times.
It's "parryslop" because after shitkiro devs started taking a mechanic that generally used to be a optional, skill-based action and actively force you to use it constantly while lowering the expected skill celling. Hope that helps.
Anonymous No.712652807 [Report] >>712654448 >>712654686
>>712651158 (OP)
/v likes number go up games where you block and dodge automatically
Anonymous No.712652874 [Report]
>>712652651
>t. mindbroken shazamtranny still crying about fromsoft
Anonymous No.712653075 [Report] >>712653494 >>712657160
>>712652651
>Here, let me explain it to you because you're confused
>Hope that helps

Why do midwits type like this?
Anonymous No.712653494 [Report]
>>712653075
they can't say anything actually intelligent
Anonymous No.712654337 [Report]
>>712651158 (OP)
Rolling, parrying and blocking is fine, but in many oldschool games, you actually had to physically avoid evenmy attacks.
Personally, I would add all four as different playstyles with their own strengths and weaknesses, like blocking a heavy, strong enemy will be tough and so will be dodging an enemy much faster than you.
Anonymous No.712654448 [Report]
>>712652807
i get it, BARK gloves lol
Anonymous No.712654686 [Report]
>>712652807
she looks like she molests human shotas
Anonymous No.712655563 [Report] >>712655703
>>712651158 (OP)
That's ok Just attack back with something that has super armor like a mega manly gigachad
Anonymous No.712655703 [Report]
>>712655563
>Mashing attack to win.
Now THAT is true slop, unlike parrying, dodging or blocking.
Anonymous No.712657160 [Report]
>>712653075
>Why do
How come piss fetishists always type like this?
Anonymous No.712657332 [Report]
>>712651671
urm ackthually it's called kite slop

https://youtu.be/Dt6aSj1sIdE?si=ckBIKs_RTLxP-XoJ&t=172
Anonymous No.712657883 [Report] >>712658039
>>712651158 (OP)
Raid his economy.
Anonymous No.712658039 [Report]
>>712657883
>jewslop