>my uncle works at Nintendo and he said next year that Nintendo is buying Playstation and releasing the NintendoStation! And Mario will KILL Spyro in the next game!
How do you respond without sounding mad?

>fuck off retard

In middle school my friends kept spreading a rumor that Nintendo and Microsoft were making a console together. This was around 2012 so it's not like they couldn't use the internet and find out for themselves.

>Yeah so basically my uncle works for Nintendo and got a MewThree for me, it's pretty cool but I'm not allowed to show anyone

dibs on zoe