Thread 712684897

What an overrated piece of pretentious dogshit

>>712684897 (OP)
I CRIED MANLY TEARS

>popular game bad!
be more original

>>712684897 (OP)
Like all their games it's a blast. And then there's the parts where you ride a horse or drive a car to the next thing, so you can then drive a horse or ride a car to the next thing. And the ACTING. WOW. I've only beaten GTA 4. And it took me three tries and I love them all.

>>712684897 (OP)
I never played it but I saw a clip on youtube where a cart wheel broke. Looks like a good game.

We get it, Elden Ring, Cyberpunk, RDR2 bad cause you are different. You are not like the regular guys.

>boring first missions
>they finally let you walk around
>"oh no it's cooooooold please don't leave this designated area"
great first impressions.

>>712684897 (OP)
RDR2 has been on sale on steam, but I wouldn't play it before the first one.

>>712686173
I haven't played Extremely Rong Animation And You Can't Move Until The Animation Ends nor RDR2 but Cyberpunk is objectively below average.

>>712686251
they let you walk around after chapter 1 because it is the tutorial. That's 6 small missions

>>712684897 (OP)
But enough about Undertale

>>712686384
you are so cool and different

>>712684897 (OP)
It was always crazy to me that "gta but without cars" became one of the most critically acclaimed. most people really do just have no taste and gratefully lap up slop

>>712686485
I'm a normie and a casual.

>>712686061
>Like all their games it's a blast.
>OOOOO I'M BLOSTING!!! OJOJOJ I'M HAVING A BLOOOOOST!!!

>>712684897 (OP)
With how much white male self-hatred is focused on, it give me hope for GTA 6 that Dan Houser isn't the lead writer. Especially now that Take-Two has openly acknowledged the failures of wokeness and rectified it.

>>712684897 (OP)
my 13-year-old nephew came over today and i knew he was gonna wanna play rdr2, so I started deleting all the photos I'd taken of headless corpses arranged in multiple morbid mises en scène, it was only like 50 photos but quite alarming to see them all there at once, does everyone take these sorts of photos or just me?

but yeah I quickly got bored of the game like everyone else

Boring ass game. Main characters walks around like he shit his pants holy fuck what a snoozefest
Don't tell me this shit won GOTY.

>>712686856
You just realized that? a cuck like him would never make Jason as likable as how Trailer 2 made him out to be

>>712684897 (OP)
>t. zoomie

someone redpill me on how to play this game.
am I low IQ? I find it absolutely intolerable. The only part I enjoy is playing Texas Hold 'em

>>712684897 (OP)
I think It was a great game
I just wish it had more shit in the online

>>712684897 (OP)
They took Liar's Dice from me, Unforgivable.

>>712687559
>>712689889

Basically, the first game had a reputation for being hard to control, but once you figured it out it was kino and nostalgia for GTAIV.

I like how precise the control is in 2

>>712690529
but gta4 is actually good

why did they add gun cleaning, horse care, and bodyweight management? who the fuck wants a real life simulator? is gta 6 going to have this bullshit?

>>712690572
OK

>>712690768
Gta 6 will have gun trunk mechanics. Horse care and gun cleaning was kino btw

>>712690768
>waaaaaaaa too hard to playmaxx my zoomer brain cannot comprehend

>>712684897 (OP)
So I put up with the snails pace and moviegame bullshit for awhile but when I realized the game actually wasn’t dynamic at all but rather just a bunch of scripted events pretending to be an interactive world I had to call bullshit
Rockstars development style is like the company that just had a bunch of jeets hardcoding responses and called it ai

>>712684897 (OP)
The main storyline is very linear, but it is worth playing through once. The open world opens up in Chapter 2, and it's fun for a few hours.
Everyone already played this game and moved on. The only people that are still seething about it are BOTW/TOTK fanboys.

>>712687195
Yeah I use rdr2 as a serial killer simulator i thought everyone did that

>>712691142
BOTW is actually good though

>>712684897 (OP)
red dead 2 is BORING AS FUCK

>>712690906
shut the fuck up moron. if you like chore simulators then do chores

Ohh the doubting

>>712691750
if you didn't have a perfect weight arthur playthrough for every cut scene
don't even buy gta 6 pleb

>>712691919
you know these kids are gonnga cry up a storm once they realize the cars won't handle like go-karts anymore

>>712684897 (OP)
I watched my cousin play this game for a bit. He was just wandering around in an empty field, so I asked him "So do you actually ever do anything in this game or what?"
Never got a straight answer on that.

>>712691750
nah i will continue playing the highest budget games made specifically for me. I'm like a king
GTA6 is gonna be like cumming all day every day

the most impotant part of a game is being a game
this is not game it's walk around look at horse bum. also u cant even haave sex with a prostitute i mean what even is the point?

>>712692112
>and then mom clapped

>>712692384
john has a wife

>>712684897 (OP)
yeah but you just love to hate. it's ok if you want to go hunting and fishing and shit.

>>712690768
Many fags cried when Rockstar abandoned the RPG systems introduced by San Andreas in GTA IV. There are actually people who enjoyed watching CJ gain weight, enjoyed doing repetitive exercises to raise their lung capacity. Rockstar brought these things back to answer a demand.

>>712692527
thats why god created prostitures brother

>>712691919
>>712692648
>to answer a demand
from people who are pushing 40?

>>712684897 (OP)
What do you mean? Don't you love cinematic riding and every little repetitive action coming with its own 3 second animation that you'll see hundreds of times?

at least when you drive around in GTA the cars are fun to drive and you have the radio.
in this game you ride a freaking horse it's so boring

>>712691339
It manages to be even worse than RDR2, and that's saying something.

more like red china redemption

>>712695409
wrong

>>712690572
No, its not.

>>712696586
Yea, it's is.

>>712684897 (OP)
Kinda glad it was houser and benzies last game
Look how minds eye and GTA online turned out
Sellout hacks

>>712686384
Alright so Cyberpunk is not a masterpiece by any means, but calling it below average is dumb as fuck.

It's the most solid 7/10 I've ever played.

>>712684897 (OP)
What kind of gigafaggot do you have to be to not find RDR2 kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8W-6r9rmdM&

>>712684897 (OP)
MAY I, STAND UNSHAKEN. AMID, AMID A CRASHING WORLD

>>712696678
GTA 4 was always the black sheep of the series.

>>712696998
at least cyberpunk feels like a game. unlike red dead simulator 2

>>712684897 (OP)
Not liking rdr2 is cringe but calling it pretentious is objectively wrong.

I DONT FUCKING GET IT
I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY ITS GOOD OR CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED
IT'S SO FUCKING BORING

>>712701069
refer to >>712695521

>>712684897 (OP)
the controls are dogshit

its both a console game and a movie game
basically kryptonite for any serious PC gamer

>>712703076
you idiots suck off msgv shut the fuck up

>>712703164
MGS V gameplay is way above the average Rockstar game let alone RDR2 which has the least amount of mechanics

>>712703349
its gameplay is not
its got nice mechanics
but its got shit AI, copy paste layout its bad its ass but you pc idiots clap like seals cause you can do some wacky racer flipy shit

>>712684897 (OP)
>>712701069
I am curious which games you fags find "interesting" then. There are different flaws in RDR2, but calling it boring is funny.
>>712690768
I agree on the gun cleaning because it just wastes time, but remove horse management? If anything they should have added more ways to customise and interract with your horse, for all their talk about realism and horse balls, it doesnt even sleep or drink water etc.

nowadays it's actually more pretentious to do a non-revisionist western

>>712703618
I enjoyed Half-life way more then RDR2
I actually felt like I deserved a refund for RDR2 it's that bad

>>712703636
RDR2 was never a revisionist western, it's a soapy period drama with some rootin tootin. it's too green to be a western. a western needs to be set in a harsh climate. the only really western parts are the snowy areas and the unfinished south west areas. that being said they did a great job at recreating what burgers call "the gilded age", aka late victorian era.

I beat it today but I had to take a week break after completing the main story before starting the epilogue. Game is heavy, too long, and honestly can be slow at times. But it's still a 10/10. Nothing in recent memory comes close to it.

>>712705217
i didn't even realize the game has ended lol after all the praise it felt anticlimactic and suddenly im john.

I gave it a fair shot after shitting on it for years, it's garbage until you get past the intro and the game opens up but then it's constantly plagued by small issues that all add up to make it miserable to play. Lots of railroading, lots of retardproof systems bumping against each other and causing friction, the story is extremely uninteresting and bloated, the characters are almost all unlikeable. World design is fucking amazing though, Saint Dennis in particular was awesome to wander around and just riding down random trails and shit was always fun. There's a brief period of a few hours when it feels like a masterpiece but then all the issues start to become apparent and crack that facade. Overall it's probably a 7/10. Worth playing but far from being worthy of the level of praise it receives.

0 days since /v/ cried about this game

it's a game for midwits
Cyberpunk 2077 is better by every metric

>>712705739
saint dennis is fantastic, you can be fooled this is a screenshot from the game. im still mad they wasted this fine detail on a "revisionist" setting instead of the old west.

>>712706237
moar like saint penis

>>712706169
least delusion cdpr cultist

>>712684897 (OP)
>dogshit
Zoomer word

>>712692112
Your cousin probably thinks youre a fag

we are never getting a real western game because hostile indians are a no-no

>>712707791
>hostile indians? hell no
>hostile ir*sh hell yes

>>712684897 (OP)
It's a great game