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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:24:08 AM No.712686895
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>met first black man in the game, he has the ring you gave your wife for some reason
>go to rescue some woman who was kidnapped by raiders but it turns out she doesn't need a man to rescue her because she's a badass and effortlessly castrates the guy who tried to rape her
>met a new recruit who acts like he just stepped out a stoner comedy despite surviving on his own in an apocalypse for two years
>head scientist is of course a cool black scientist stereotype
>the head military leader acts like he has dementia on top of being a hollywood christian extremist, making you wonder why the militarily allows him to be in charge in the middle of an apocalypse
>MC finally meets his wife after thinking she was dead for two years, she acts like she doesn't care he's alive and refuses to kiss him.
This all happens in the span of thirty minutes.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:26:12 AM No.712687052
>>712686895 (OP)
Ok.
Can you shift weight forwards and backwards on the motorcycle?
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:27:40 AM No.712687147
>>712687052
No.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:29:14 AM No.712687261
>>712687147
>make motorcycle game
>you can't ride the motorcycle
Uhh what's the point then
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:30:00 AM No.712687314
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OP you genuinely need to reassess your life choices if Days Gone is "woke" enough to embitter you.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:31:00 AM No.712687375
>the head leader acts like he has dementia on top of being a hollywood christian extremist, making you wonder why the militarily allows him to be in charge

That would never happen twice in the span of 12 years.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:31:50 AM No.712687423
Days Gone is the last true anti woke triple A title and OP gargles cum
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:31:55 AM No.712687428
>>712687375
>in the middle of an apocalypse
You left out the important part.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:32:50 AM No.712687483
>>712686895 (OP)
>the head military leader acts like he has dementia on top of being a hollywood christian extremist, making you wonder why the militarily allows him to be in charge in the middle of an apocalypse
idk how far you got past his introduction but iirc he's not even actual military, he's just running the local militia
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:33:18 AM No.712687514
>>712687261
It's a game that's trying to be a movie, gameplay is secondary.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:34:19 AM No.712687581
>>712687483
A militia is a military.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:36:03 AM No.712687690
>>712687428
It feels like things are heading that way in reality anyway. Except instead of being hired to manage the apocalypse, it's being hired to hasten the apocalypse.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:37:24 AM No.712687791
>>712686895 (OP)
Are you Mexican or something? White men worship women and white women love blacks. Brownoid misogynist incels will have to learn to code and make your own games or just get used to it.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:40:25 AM No.712688024
>god damn shit motherfucker ass shit fuck ass why the fuck do they fucking even fuck zombies ass butter crumb cakes shit tits
thats basically the game. i dont mind being crass but god fucking damnit why wont the main character ever shut up during everything
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:44:57 AM No.712688357
>>712687690
Wow, your basic bitch political takes are so deep. You should spend all day endlessly repeating them on a video game board.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:49:32 AM No.712688660
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>>712686895 (OP)
yeah nigga and?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:51:02 AM No.712688753
>>712687690
Keep losing
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 4:04:14 AM No.712689647
>>712688024
The characters don't curse that much, or at least If they did it wasn't noticeable and forced like Hazbin. However what really makes the MC annoying is his nihilism and forced tough guy act. He'll talk like he's some harden survivor and then he'll do something that shows he's soft as cookie dough, like saving an annoying girl a hundred times because she reminds him of his wife's sister. Or how he constantly lies about grieving for his wife, it's ok to grieve your dead wife bro nobody is going to call you a pussy.
Compare that to Joel from The Last of Us. He doesn't need to pretend to be hard, he just is, which makes the moments where he softens more impactful.