Castle - /v/ (#712698791) [Archived: 1013 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:30:58 AM No.712698791
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Vania
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:37:42 AM No.712699179
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>Netflix
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:39:44 AM No.712699305
>>712699179
Fuck you, you fucking shit cunt fuck fuck
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:45:52 AM No.712699653
>>712699305
oh shit it's netflix death
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 6:58:03 AM No.712700301
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKLfdxUbBYo
hector is just like me
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:02:25 AM No.712700536
Simon's Quest to Escape Netflix
Simon's Quest to Escape Netflix
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>>712698791 (OP)
Is
Dead
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:06:47 AM No.712700768
>>712698791 (OP)
Honestly, I had doubts you could do worse than HBO's old spawn cartoon.
Netflix eagerly proved me wrong with this show.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:17:49 AM No.712701263
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>>712698791 (OP)
lol Netflix couldn't help themselves. They blackwashed and gaywashed the fuck out of Castlevania. And Reddit praises the series, and this triggers /v/.

I love Netflix so much because they do what they do best.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:34:02 AM No.712701987
>>712698791 (OP)
It's pretty wild how we're 2 for 3 when it comes to them including music from the games, but apparently being unable to release them outside of the shows.

Divine Bloodlines got included with Nocturne S1 OST. But Bloody Tears from the original show and the Divine Bloodlines cover from Nocturne's Season 2 have not. One of the scenes from Season 4 of the OG show also looks like it was meant to have an epic game song playing, but the plans fell through so they had to use the show's intro song instead.

Smash Bros and Vampire Survivors were seemingly able to use a bunch of Castlevania tracks without these hurdles. Weird.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:39:19 AM No.712702218
bros why aren't there many simons quest-likes out there
game was shit but it had a great foundation
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 7:52:52 AM No.712702869
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I won't ever forgive them for making Isaac the whitest more pale motherfucker in existence into a black person.

It would be fine and even in character to make him a turbo homo, but why change his appearance?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:02:41 AM No.712703235
>>712698791 (OP)
Why arent all the Lords of shadows apologists (Contrarians) not playing Blades of Fire?
I thought they LOVE Mongoloid Steam
I thought Lords of shadow was THE BEST GAME EVER
Strange how they didn't show up for mercury Steams biggest game. But they always show up in castlevania threads to drop their shit takes and garbage taste

IM NOTICING!!!
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:10:25 AM No.712703549
>>712701263
>pic related
false analogy. Aren't plum cakes more delicious than white bread?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:14:39 AM No.712703718
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>>712698791 (OP)
I liked it I haven't played catlevania beyond the first one
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 8:19:08 AM No.712703939
>>712699179
Nocturne had potential but they just had to go woke DEI at full throttle. Fuck the writers. The art and music is fine but the fucking writing it trash