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Anonymous No.712708367 [Report] >>712708475 >>712708874 >>712709008 >>712709425 >>712712315 >>712712451 >>712712460 >>712712771 >>712713392 >>712714156 >>712715226
Why do games still try to shove tutorial textboxes in your face?
Ain't nobody reading that shit. If I can't figure out how to play your game by playing it then it's shit.
Anonymous No.712708475 [Report] >>712708503 >>712709256
>>712708367 (OP)
Because Devs think DSP is representative of the average gamer
Anonymous No.712708503 [Report]
>>712708475
they aren't wrong
Anonymous No.712708874 [Report]
>>712708367 (OP)
>still wearing tight bra
10/10
Anonymous No.712709008 [Report] >>712709116 >>712715762
>>712708367 (OP)
Because most modern games don't use practice modes or manuals.
Anonymous No.712709116 [Report] >>712709472
>>712709008
Who tf reads manuals? Do games even come with those any more?
Anonymous No.712709256 [Report]
>>712708475
DSP is in the upper echelons of the average gamer.
Anonymous No.712709425 [Report] >>712709682 >>712709682 >>712709682 >>712713523
>>712708367 (OP)
What a quirky and funny image, where the joke, I believe, may be "sex"?
Anonymous No.712709472 [Report]
>>712709116
manuals are inside the game now
Anonymous No.712709682 [Report]
>>712709425
>>712709425
>>712709425
Anonymous No.712712315 [Report]
>>712708367 (OP)
i prefer the men this guy draws
Anonymous No.712712416 [Report]
So what if someone didn't read her shirt?
Anonymous No.712712451 [Report]
>>712708367 (OP)
I bet you played a lot of shitty games in your life.
Anonymous No.712712460 [Report]
>>712708367 (OP)
Literally me
Anonymous No.712712493 [Report] >>712712602 >>712713523
The joke is porn.
Anonymous No.712712602 [Report] >>712712923
>>712712493
Well it's pretty funny if you ask me. OP should post more jokes like this if he's not a fag, I'm in a laughing mood
Anonymous No.712712771 [Report] >>712712889 >>712713313 >>712715917
>>712708367 (OP)
Do girls like tittyfucking?
Anonymous No.712712889 [Report]
>>712712771
They understand their body is a weapon
Anonymous No.712712923 [Report] >>712713189 >>712713298 >>712713390 >>712713593 >>712714049 >>712714116 >>712714924 >>712715159 >>712715367
>>712712602
Here. You wanted sex as the joke but you didn't mention what kind of sex.
Anonymous No.712713189 [Report]
>>712712923
Even better.
Anonymous No.712713298 [Report]
>>712712923
BASED
Anonymous No.712713313 [Report] >>712713908
>>712712771
According to my girlfriend, it depends. She initiates it sometimes by herself because psychologically it makes her feel sexy and slutty and wants to perform for me, but physically it isn't stimulating at all, it's like rubbing your knee. If you want stimulation you go for the nipples.
Anonymous No.712713390 [Report]
>>712712923
Pretty funny
Anonymous No.712713392 [Report] >>712713754
>>712708367 (OP)
How does that shirt work? Looks skin tight, how would you even pull it back up?
Anonymous No.712713523 [Report] >>712713675
>>712712493
>>712709425
the joke is obliviousness
much like sex, you didn't get it
Anonymous No.712713593 [Report]
>>712712923
I'm laughing so hard my mouth is wide open for this joke
Anonymous No.712713675 [Report]
>>712713523
I doubt it, because I have seen the girl in the OP getting titfucked
Anonymous No.712713754 [Report] >>712713820
>>712713392
You are supposed to rip it off.
Anonymous No.712713820 [Report] >>712714056
>>712713754
But the shirt says lift. If I can't trust the shirt then what should I even be doing to begin with?
Anonymous No.712713908 [Report] >>712713996
>>712713313
Based nipple stimulator my mum loves hers sucked
Anonymous No.712713939 [Report]
i just finished after four hours stop tempting me to keep going
Anonymous No.712713996 [Report] >>712714112
>>712713908
>my mum loves hers sucked
And you know that because...?
Anonymous No.712714049 [Report]
>>712712923
Joke?
Anonymous No.712714056 [Report]
>>712713820
She's shit testing you. And you've already failed.
Anonymous No.712714112 [Report]
>>712713996
I suck dem
Anonymous No.712714116 [Report]
>>712712923
>bought that exact model kit last year in february
>still only built the core fighter
damn futabrat is taunting me...
Anonymous No.712714121 [Report]
Anonymous No.712714156 [Report]
>>712708367 (OP)
Bitch too fat
Anonymous No.712714275 [Report] >>712714441 >>712714464 >>712714804
Anonymous No.712714441 [Report]
>>712714275
NTR nigger trash
>yeah but-
kys
Anonymous No.712714464 [Report] >>712714662
>>712714275
How did she make him a foot shorter?
Anonymous No.712714662 [Report]
>>712714464
removed several of his vertebra
Anonymous No.712714804 [Report] >>712714890
>>712714275
Thank you for the inspiration, I'll write an aislop roleplay scenario with this.
Anonymous No.712714890 [Report] >>712714949
>>712714804
With you as the third party observer and not self-inserting, right?
Anonymous No.712714924 [Report] >>712715034
>>712712923
real women don't look like this
Anonymous No.712714949 [Report]
>>712714890
Self inserting as the girl, of course.
Anonymous No.712715034 [Report] >>712715084
>>712714924
In a perfect world they should.
Anonymous No.712715084 [Report] >>712715204
>>712715034
Even the dick?
Anonymous No.712715159 [Report] >>712715285
>>712712923
I'd suck it for free
Anonymous No.712715204 [Report]
>>712715084
Especially the dick.
Anonymous No.712715226 [Report] >>712715306
>>712708367 (OP)
Tytyfucking doesnt even feel that great. One of the biggest disappointments of my life.
Anonymous No.712715285 [Report]
>>712715159
You're not supposed to let them know that. How are you gonna make money like that?
Anonymous No.712715306 [Report]
>>712715226
The real truth that incels don't know is that sex as advertised in porn isn't that good, sex with a random is mechanically worse than just masturbating. You only get real satisfaction if it's with someone you love.
Anonymous No.712715367 [Report] >>712715534
>>712712923
>go there
>suck her dick
>tell her im broke after
Anonymous No.712715534 [Report] >>712715905
>>712715367
Just do it four more times.
Anonymous No.712715762 [Report]
>>712709008
You don't need those either. Everything you need to know to play a game is listed in the control settings, everything else you can figure out yourself or stay filtered.
Anonymous No.712715905 [Report]
>>712715534
Sorry anon, that just applies a 20% discount multiplicatively five times. As the number of blowjobs increases to infinity, the price approaches but never reaches zero.
Anonymous No.712715917 [Report]
>>712712771
According to my gf, everything that turns me on is at least mentally exciting. Physically, titfucking and footjobs do nothing for her, but she loves to get her toes sucked.