Thread 712708367

Why do games still try to shove tutorial textboxes in your face?
Ain't nobody reading that shit. If I can't figure out how to play your game by playing it then it's shit.

>>712708367 (OP)
Because Devs think DSP is representative of the average gamer

>>712708475
they aren't wrong

>>712708367 (OP)
>still wearing tight bra
10/10

>>712708367 (OP)
Because most modern games don't use practice modes or manuals.

>>712709008
Who tf reads manuals? Do games even come with those any more?

>>712708475
DSP is in the upper echelons of the average gamer.

>>712708367 (OP)
What a quirky and funny image, where the joke, I believe, may be "sex"?

>>712709116
manuals are inside the game now

>>712709425
>>712709425
>>712709425

>>712708367 (OP)
i prefer the men this guy draws

So what if someone didn't read her shirt?

>>712708367 (OP)
I bet you played a lot of shitty games in your life.

>>712708367 (OP)
Literally me

The joke is porn.

>>712712493
Well it's pretty funny if you ask me. OP should post more jokes like this if he's not a fag, I'm in a laughing mood

>>712708367 (OP)
Do girls like tittyfucking?

>>712712771
They understand their body is a weapon

>>712712602
Here. You wanted sex as the joke but you didn't mention what kind of sex.

>>712712923
Even better.

>>712712923
BASED

>>712712771
According to my girlfriend, it depends. She initiates it sometimes by herself because psychologically it makes her feel sexy and slutty and wants to perform for me, but physically it isn't stimulating at all, it's like rubbing your knee. If you want stimulation you go for the nipples.

>>712712923
Pretty funny

>>712708367 (OP)
How does that shirt work? Looks skin tight, how would you even pull it back up?

>>712712493
>>712709425
the joke is obliviousness
much like sex, you didn't get it

>>712712923
I'm laughing so hard my mouth is wide open for this joke

>>712713523
I doubt it, because I have seen the girl in the OP getting titfucked

>>712713392
You are supposed to rip it off.

>>712713754
But the shirt says lift. If I can't trust the shirt then what should I even be doing to begin with?

>>712713313
Based nipple stimulator my mum loves hers sucked

i just finished after four hours stop tempting me to keep going

>>712713908
>my mum loves hers sucked
And you know that because...?

>>712712923
Joke?

>>712713820
She's shit testing you. And you've already failed.

>>712713996
I suck dem

>>712712923
>bought that exact model kit last year in february
>still only built the core fighter
damn futabrat is taunting me...

>>712708367 (OP)
Bitch too fat

>>712714275
NTR nigger trash
>yeah but-
kys

>>712714275
How did she make him a foot shorter?

>>712714464
removed several of his vertebra

>>712714275
Thank you for the inspiration, I'll write an aislop roleplay scenario with this.

>>712714804
With you as the third party observer and not self-inserting, right?

>>712712923
real women don't look like this

>>712714890
Self inserting as the girl, of course.

>>712714924
In a perfect world they should.

>>712715034
Even the dick?

>>712712923
I'd suck it for free

>>712715084
Especially the dick.

>>712708367 (OP)
Tytyfucking doesnt even feel that great. One of the biggest disappointments of my life.

>>712715159
You're not supposed to let them know that. How are you gonna make money like that?

>>712715226
The real truth that incels don't know is that sex as advertised in porn isn't that good, sex with a random is mechanically worse than just masturbating. You only get real satisfaction if it's with someone you love.

>>712712923
>go there
>suck her dick
>tell her im broke after

>>712715367
Just do it four more times.

>>712709008
You don't need those either. Everything you need to know to play a game is listed in the control settings, everything else you can figure out yourself or stay filtered.

>>712715534
Sorry anon, that just applies a 20% discount multiplicatively five times. As the number of blowjobs increases to infinity, the price approaches but never reaches zero.

>>712712771
According to my gf, everything that turns me on is at least mentally exciting. Physically, titfucking and footjobs do nothing for her, but she loves to get her toes sucked.