What game has the most satisfying triple kills?

ok but carbonara is delicious

>>712710486 (OP)
Video games?

>>712710486 (OP)
There's no beef in carbonara, and you don't kill a cow by milking it

>>712710686
Cow slavery

So are all peta fags anti-abortion?

only 3?
add some more shit on there then

eggs aren't lives, well-fed chickens lay unfertilized eggs constantly. That's why they became ubiquitous as livestock. Eggs should be vegan, they follow the retarded arbitrary rules of veganism, in fact moreso since most fruit are full of fertilized seeds that would grow in to a plant if left alone.

>>712710486 (OP)
Why do people make threads just because they want to share a "funny meme pic"?
Don't you have friends to share your jokes with? Or filename thread? I don't wanna backseatjanny(especially when mods like threads like these) but its just slop thread which makes me wonder if this is made by a bot.

>>712710720
Millions and millions of cows, pigs and chickens would never even be alive if it weren't for being useful to humans. As long as they aren't mistreated they would rather live a shorter life than not having lived at all. The only logical debate is mistreatment of animals which is objectively evil, saying they should never be used for food is retarded

>>712710686
That's true for milk, but you have to kill a cow to cut the cheese out.

>>712710686
They kill the male dairy calves

>>712710772
Murderer cope

>>712710736
well no uh that's totally different because... look it just is!
not to mention chicken eggs aren't fertilized unlike the human fetuses

>>712710486 (OP)
>eat bread
>kill thousands

>>712710686
if you wanted to be pedantic you could argue that for milk to happen the cow needs to give birth and the dairy calves are either disposed of or turned into veal meaning that your milk is powered by cow death.
still a silly image though

>>712710817
Do you wanna be my friend. We can go to the friday for future protests

>>712710486 (OP)
There is no beef in carbonara. There is no milk or cream in carbonara. Pecorino is a goats milk cheese. Why is there a cow?

>>712710486 (OP)
I think about this very often

>>712710994
American cabonara is superior.

>>712710994
>implying anyone other than fart sniffers use anything other than cow's milk in carbonara

>>712710921
>jerk off
>kill millions

>>712711021
Me too, whenever i get hungry

>>712711052

perish

>>712711091
you're supposed to eat it

Are leftists not killing their own sperm by being estrogen swilling beta cucks?

>>712710827
Virtually all meat comes from factory farms. I don't really care even though I know it's immoral but it annoys me when people cope and imagine whatever they're eating was raised on an open pasture just because they bought from whole foods or whatever.

>>712711119
You still have time to see the light of our enhanced cuisine

All my friends are slowly turning vegetarian while I feel like I will the only one left still eating meat because I don't give the slighest shit about the feelings of livestock.

I genuinely want to go vegan but I dont pay for my own food due to my living situation and I dont want to be that annoying faggot at the dinner table, do I just eat carrots and go to bed hungry every night

>>712711134
How is it immoral to eat meat?

>>712710736
Stop noticing things

>>712711179
thats how the rich feel about you

I will probably never go out of my way to hunt an animal and eat it, but I don't really care about what I purchase, the animal is already dead, so might as well eat it so it doesn't go to waste. There's nothing we can do to change anything anyway.

>>712710903
if that's murder than women murder every time they have a period

>>712711204
to bring a being to life only to live a life of suffering isn't immoral?

>>712711273
They do and they should use period suppressants until they want children

>>712710772
Neither are human fetuses, that's why abortions A-OK.

>>712711285
Oh, you're a Buddhist. Never mind.

>>712710486 (OP)
Exactly the three im eating. The fuck should i even do, starve?

>>712710486 (OP)
>waiter! waiter! another carbonara please!

>>712711349
i don't think thats how that works

>>712710486 (OP)
There's no beef or diary products in carbonara, the cheese in the real carbonara is goat cheese (pecorino), because you need a stronger more pungent flavor than the ones you can get from cow cheese

>>712711285
Do you eat humans were you life or something? Also the fuck happening in your meatplants torture ruins the quality of the meat

>>712711273
It's immoral for men to spill their seed and it's immoral for women to have periods. Every human should be birthed.

>it's okay to murder animals for me to feed on their flesh despite society already providing me perfectly adequate and tasty vegetarian options, it is my RIGHT!!!
>what the hell!? You are NOT allowed to have sex with animals! It is indecent and immoral!!! Why?? I-it just is, okay!!!
>V-videogames!? What the hell are "videogames"!?!?

>>712710486 (OP)
Quake 3.

>>712711368
you mean right

I've recently make progress against a lifelong eating disorder. For the first time in twenty years I've been able to eat meat, and I cant believe anyone sane would choose to be vegetarian or vegan. These PETA guys must be nuts.
Rating the meats I've eaten recently
>S TIER
Smoked salmon, lamb, deer
>A TIER
Ham, regular salmon, hake, cod
>B TIER
Beef steak, beef liver, rashers
>C TIER
Nothing I'd put here
>D TIER
Hamburger
>E TIER
A burger at McDonald's

My plate of carbonara has a husky voice and whispered into my ear that animal rights activists are faggots.

>>712711132
well ur sperm dies naturally due to spermatogenesis if not ejaculated and gets reabsorbed by the body, hard to argue with that

>>712711441
Correct. You're never right

>>712710827
Repugnant cowclusion

>>712711421
Why does it always devolve into bestiality with you people? Yes, you can eat animals, no you may not fuck them. Sorry that's too hard to understand for you.

Somehow eating eggs is bad, but having abortions isn't.

>>712711404
Birth control pills supress the period.

>>712711418
no i eat less meat, and push for laws force better housing and care of livestock

>>712711492
If animal lives don't matter to you, then why do you care if I sink my cock into them before my teeth?

>>712710486 (OP)
I wonder how many PETA employees have abortions

Men should only be allowed to masturbate once before being castrated: they produce more than enough sperm cells in a single load, anything more is waste and practically murder of potential human beings. We have the technology to freeze their sperm and use it to fertilise all of a woman's eggs: anything else is genocide of unborn babies

>>712711583
Because you're not fit to live in society and I would support you being put to death.

>>712710936
>>712710902
there is no fucking way that every lactation is sufficient for just one plate of carbonara. its like a fraction of a life

>>712711583
Because it makes me physically ill, like seeing you eat your own vomit or smear shit on your face or become a tranny. I don't like seeing it so it should be banned: simple as.

Digibro already addressed this years ago
https://youtu.be/BPxou28XcLU?si=R6t2rTH9Y5ps8Lqv

>>712711532
Most eggs aren't fertilized. They're basically chicken periods.

>>712711583
Because humans matter and despite the way you act you regrettably count as one.

>>712711641
>>712711668
>my feefees before facts and logic.
Gotcha. You are an SJW.

>>712711583
>If animal lives don't matter to you, then why do you care if I sink my cock into them before my teeth?
Are you actually desperate enough to do that though? You might not realize how disgusting it might be right before you are about to do the said act

>>712711668
and you are? stand and present why your opinion should matter

>>712711758
I am the only real human ITT. The rest of you are just AIs built to harvest my data.

Anyways i go get a steak and a milkshake, later losers.

>>712711421
>tasty
>vegetarian
Pick one

>>712711418
Adrenaline ruins meat. Whether the animal lives a good life is irrelevant. Do you actually think most livestock comes from some beautiful green pasture, like a cartoon? That shit is from feedlots, conditions are absolutely filthy and they're all fed extreme amounts of (((corn))). Again I don't really give a shit I just don't like hypocrisy. Well, I do feel a little guilty, but obviously not really or I would be vegan.

>>712711746
I never said that I am going to do it, but just saying that if you support the right to eat meat in current year society, you have absolutely no moral grounds to ban animal rape either.

>>712711134
I'm not coping or saying most meat doesn't come from such places, i'm just saying the only real debate and area we should improve is the treatment of livestock.
Norway has improved this a lot though, but it also makes meat way more expensive so most people would rather have cheap meat. I also live right next to sheep that are raised for meat and they are loving life, i wake up every morning to feed them some cucumber as well, a bit unrelated but cute

>>712711794
I'm not AI but I'm not human either.

>>712711712
Humans ovulate too.

>>712711369
Eat just the bread and letuce.

>>712711583
First, that's how you create a deadly STD. Second, fucking animals is sick in the head so you should be restrained for the sake of the people around you.

>>712712003
>fucking animals is sick in the head
No, it isn't.

>>712710486 (OP)
b-b-but PASTA LIVES MATTER!

>>712712041
Yes it is

>>712711668
tears a living animal to pieces, holds the pieces to a fire then devours them
>Good. As King Yahweh intended. Praise Israel.

lovingly shares pleasure with a living animal, doesn't harm it
>Evil. The worst thing I can imagine. Have you tried tearing it to bloody pieces and devouring them instead?

Eating the flesh of your god-king in magic rituals designed to make you live forever, good. Sex before marriage, bad. The worst thing ever. Someone call the god-king so I can take a bite, I get hungry when I'm angry.

>>712711854
>you have absolutely no moral grounds to ban animal rape either
Yes I can, it's literally a part of human decency and etiquette that keeps social structures in check away from absolute chaos unfolding in front of you. Third world shit holes are third world for a reason mind you

>>712712107
>i'm pretending to be mentally ill for (You's) again Mom!

>>712711421
The vegetarian options aren't adequate though.

>>712711358
You can’t even false equivalence right. A fetus isn’t comparable to an unfertilized chicken egg. An unfertilized human egg would be the comparison to draw.

>>712711076
It has no milk at all

Food thread?

>>712712107
>The virgin philosophical argument Vs the chad "it gave me the ick"

>>712710486 (OP)
No sacrifice is too great for carbonara
Also commercial eggs aren't fertilised you retarded faggots

>>712712003
>threat of zoomosis
You can mitigate this reasonably by choosing what you fuck, where you fuck and if you use adequate protection. Also, all our worst zoomosis-generated epidemic diseases like HIV, Ebola and COVID-19 were transferred due to MEAT-EATING, not bestiality.
>le moral cringe
Even at its worst interpretation, zoophilia is no worse than eating meat. Do you think the animal would rather be raped or killed?

>>712712162
But human decency doesn't apply to animals, or we wouldn't force them to live their whole lives living in piles of their own shit with no room to even turn around.

>>712712270
this is quite literally just slop.

>>712710772
Eggs are vegetarian. Remember vegetarians? Too bad all the vegans killed and ate them.

>>712711668
Based

too many prey animals will destroy the environment

>>712712360
>But human decency doesn't apply to animals
Yeah retard it applies to you, animals will likely not want to want to have intercourse with you anyway so it'd always be you who starts the interaction first.

>>712712360
>But human decency doesn't apply to animals
Yeah retard it applies to you, animals will likely not want to want to have intercourse with you anyway so it'd always be you who starts the interaction first.

>>712712107
>lovingly shares pleasure with a living animal
Except that’s not what happens 9/10 times. Human dicks aren’t evolved with anything other than human pussy in mind. Same as the genitals of other animals. You’re forcing a square peg in a round hole with no regard for the animal and calling it love.
>doesn’t harm it
Internal organ trauma from trying to accommodate something that’s the wrong shape and/or size is harming it. Also I’m pretty certain quite a few zoophiles are also more than willing to delve into even more fucked up shit. See: kero.

>>712712270
Pretty tame, as these things go. I just wanna know why that slop is in a pizza box. Surely we have dedicated cardboard slop boxes by now?

>>712712270
>putting all that greasy shit on top of the fries so that they'll get soggy and disgusting
Mediocre.

>>712710686
unfertilized eggs aren't alive either

>>712712316
>>le moral cringe
It's not a moral argument, just fact. If you see an animal sexually then there's something very wrong with your brain, like if you see poo and think of food.
>all our worst zoomosis-generated epidemic diseases like HIV, Ebola and COVID-19 were transferred due to MEAT-EATING, not bestiality
That's because bestiality is rarer than meat eating. If it was practiced more then it'd be more of a problem.

>>712710902
you're thinking of chickens. male calves have their balls removed and are raised for meat as steers, being killed at roughly 18 months, probably about as long on average as a male of their species would survive in the wild with competition for females etc.

I became vegetarian because it did make me feel uncomfortable eating other animals and I still ended up getting shit from vegans over it because I still wasn't "doing enough" people who eat meat have never given me shit for it
I swear vegans just try to make themselves unlikeable

>>712712270
kinoe

>>712712270
Stuff like this proves that even past all the Germanic autism and self hatred Americans have inflicted upon themselves, they're still Anglos at heart and have a true craving for mindless, flavourless carbs. My brother's....

>>712712316
animals are usually raped in the wild
it's consentual rape though

>>712712270

>>712712270
>The doctor told me to cut on the bread

>>712712610
waiter!
more plastic please!

>>712712270
proper scran

>>712710486 (OP)
There is neither chicken nor cow in carbonara.

>>712712531
That's what they do in Kebabs. That shit is basically a pizza wide Kebab.

>>712712564
But shit is delicious once you get past the smell. Most pagan cultures are poop, it's only christkikery that out a stop to that practice (it's good for your health too, modern medicine is just now rediscovering this with fecal transplants)

>>712712531
then all the yummy greasy flavour soaks into the fries
thats literally the best part

>>712711419
>It's immoral for men to spill their seed
that's not how it works
every period a woman has could have been turned into a baby
but even if a man cums in a woman 99.9999999% of the sperm are going to die
it's also highly likely all of them will die and the man needs to cum multiple times inside to fertilize her
and the next 9 months all the sperm will die anyway, women stop having periods when they are pregnant

>>712712730
There's no fries in a Doner.

>>712711907
Do you think that might be what he meant when he compared it to a period? A term only ever used to describe a human?

>>712712791
>But shit is delicious once you get past the smell
SAAAAAR

>>712712648
On a few species practice genuine rape. Dolphins and ducks spring to mind. Most just have fertility cycles and go “oh, guess I’m getting dicked down now” as long as the male is adequate. Then you have that one species of squid that’s in a weird gray area since it performs what could best be described as drive-by insemination regardless of whether the female knows they’re there.

>>712712435
Um actually many white women have very healthy and fulfilling relationships with dogs

>>712712791
Rajesh...

>>712712865
>every period a woman has could have been turned into a baby
>but even if a man cums in a woman 99.9999999% of the sperm are going to die
Yes. I considered this and revised my argument to >>712711618. Please consult this post if you want my latest views on the matter.

>>712710686
There's no dairy in real carbonara either.

>>712712928
>Drive-by squid insemination
I wonder if there's Splatoon art of that.

>>712713053
How do you think cheese is made?

>>712711618
natural life cycle of a spem cell is like a few days
whether the spermatozoa die because they got blown out during masturbation, a night emission or intercourse is irrelevant because they will be reabsorbed if not used (abstinence)
you also disregard the possibility of the quality of the spermatozoa produced either being enhanced or diminished with age
consensus is that it is diminished in that it increases the likelihood of autism in children but im assuming thats because older men are forced to choose older women, who are known to produce children with downsyndrome the older they get

> Testes produce 200 to 300 million spermatozoa daily.[11] However, only about half or 100 million of these become viable sperm.[12]

yea you just want to destroy the human race

>>712710486 (OP)
Rules of nature.

>>712710842
Right, Italian cows have the parmigiano organ. My bad.

>>712712564
>If you see an animal sexually then there's something very wrong with your brain
Actually, no. First of all, it depends on the animal. Most mammals for one share quite a lot of visual similarities with humans. Same bone articulation and muscle attachments, different proportions. Sometimes these proportions can exaggerate traits that perfectly normal people find arousing. For example: I don't find horses arousing, but with a little bit of imagination, I can kinda understand how larger muscular haunches and large horse cocks might be appealing to women and gay men.

Secondly, all animal sexual behavior has plenty of leniency. Dogs hump pillows, parrots hump human hair, and all this is considered normal sexual behavior. Sometimes only a hint of valid sexual object does the job. I don't see why humans shouldn't be allowed to fun with things if they fancy so, and at that point it boils down to "well, I think they shouldn't be allowed to do things because people enjoying things that I don't like upsets me." Kinda like people here getting upset at others liking games they consider bad.

>>712713084
Maybe? Hard to say. It’s not as sexy as it sounds though. The male literally just swims by as shoots a spooge harpoon into the female. Actually shit describing it like that totally makes it sound like splatoon.

>>712712730
The kebab is on the side at my local places.

>>712713106
He's mildly memeing, but you do traditionally need to cut open a cow to get rennet to make cheese

>>712712926
>>712712974
>NOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST EAT POOP
>UNLESS DOCTOR SHEKELSTEIN SAYS ITS OKAY AND PUTS IT IN A PILL CAPSULE, THEN ITS SUDDENLY HEALTHY
Keep regurgitating your stupid fucking memes, the truth is you've been brainwashed. You golems will pay hundreds of dollars to eat poop when I can visit my local beach and do it for free. I have a much stronger immune system than you and I enjoy a delicious meal.

>>712713287
Poo goes in the loo Akesh.

>>712713287
taking jewish meds is on you though

>>712713339
If it's a healthy person's poo you literally only get stronger from eating it. It's like collecting XP so you can "level up". And I'm not Indian you stupid asshole, and Indians don't even eat human poop they eat cow poop, which is obviously not healthy.

>>712713287
Shit is not a delicious meal, Pajeet. It belongs in the toilet, not the street or your mouth

>>712712481
Yeah because mammal penises are so widely different.

They're 99% tube shaped with varying widths and shapes of the glans. I get if it's way too big or way too small, but this notion that they aren't "designed" to work with anything but a human vagina is made up. Yahwehist head canon.

You're scraping the bottom of the barrel to invent scenarios that may cause pain, but what about the absolute certain pain of death and/or being torn apart? By your logic can I fuck dead animals? I can't hurt them anymore, right? Pain is the issue here it seems.

Let's try something simple enough for you to grasp: Do you want to fuck or do you want to be devoured? Which one and why?

>>712713418
Imagine your entire culture is only revolving around eating shit and defecating everywhere lmao

>>712713287
p. sure that's something only for people with like, antibiotic-devastated gut flora and EXTREME cases of IBS(and it really could be fixed with appropriate things like yogurts and unpasteurized milk anyways)

>>712713380
They're literally only sold because they've been proven to improve healths. If they didn't they wouldn't be sold. Eating poo the natural way, the way our ancestors did, has all the same benefits but (((they))) wil never admit it because retarded Americans would rather pay them hundreds of dollars for fecal pills.

>click on thread thinking maybe it's about those old funny PETA games
>instead anons talking about fucking animals and eating shit
I don't care if you're just shitting on the walls for jannie to clean, you're all terrible and I hate you.

>animal rights activist turns out to be a zoophilic shit-snacking pajeet
This shit happens way too often.

>>712713537
Why the fuck would we discuss video games here, dummy? Check which board you're on first next time

>>712713485
I'm not Indian and I'm whiter than you christkike
>>712713510
IBS doesn't exist it's caused by unhealthy diets. But even then it can be easily cured by eating poo.

>>712711285
animals are incapable of acting morally and thus morality does not apply to them
don't take that as me signing off on monkey torture because that just says more about the torturer than anybody (nobody should actively enjoy the suffering of another living thing)

>>712713539
>these disconnected posters are the same person because I feel like it

>>712713537
>comparing the perfectly healthy and natural practice of fecal recycling to raping animals
You are a terrible person.

>>712713623
As has already been discussed, I am the only really human being here and the rest of you are chatbots. So yes, everyone but me is Chatgpt samefagging

>>712710842
I forgot you have to carve out the parmeggiano out of the cow's innards, obviously

>>712713598
>implying
not fooling anyone jeet

>>712711419
a certain level of natual birth control is engrained in society
dont mess with it
overpopulation leads to wars for resources

>>712713656
Listen Sanjeet, if your body expelled it, it wasn't fit to use. There's enough uneated food that you don't need to human-centipede what was.

>rakesh is also a wojaknig
Black death be upon your kin, caca consumer.

>>712713765
>Ukraine pepe flexing on top
Interesting.

>>712710686
Worse. You r*pe it