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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:09:04 PM No.712716935
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Sif in original Dark Souls:
>honorable wolf creature trying to protect the grave of it's master
>when you injure him enough, he starts having trouble standing up and his attacks are slow and weak, just like any animal
Sif if he was made by nu-FromShitware:
>super fast spinny moves and rollcatch GOTCHA awkward timings and momentum
>get him to half health/deplete the first health bar
>suddenly starts speaking "OH THOU CHOSEN UNDEAD YOU TRIGGERED MY SECOND FORM, NOW DREAD SIF, THE BLADE OF ARTORIAS!" and his hair start pointing up and glowing, while he enters super saiyan mode
>suddenly does super fast beyblade spinning moves, starts spamming projectiles out of the sword/after-image attacks and does LE BERSERK REFERNSE :O *soijak pointing* mid air
>when you kill him he goes "ARTORIASUUUUU.... FORGIVE ME....."
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:11:26 PM No.712717049
christ dude, we've all known this for 10 years

you want a reacharound?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:35:16 PM No.712718092
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:38:04 PM No.712718215
>>712716935 (OP)
>>>super fast spinny moves and rollcatch GOTCHA awkward timings and momentum
>>get him to half health/deplete the first health bar
>>suddenly starts speaking "OH THOU CHOSEN UNDEAD YOU TRIGGERED MY SECOND FORM, NOW DREAD SIF, THE BLADE OF ARTORIAS!" and his hair start pointing up and glowing, while he enters super saiyan mode
>>suddenly does super fast beyblade spinning moves, starts spamming projectiles out of the sword/after-image attacks and does LE BERSERK REFERNSE :O *soijak pointing* mid air
>>when you kill him he goes "ARTORIASUUUUU.... FORGIVE ME....."
peak
FROM truly can't be touched
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:53:29 PM No.712718870
>>712718092
the real joke is how souls fags pretend this is deep writing but you can think shit like this up in a minute
And then Souls games don't even tell a coherent story, it's just story hints for something that only exists in the head of the fanbase of loretubers
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:56:54 PM No.712719010
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>>712716935 (OP)
Gladius has none of that but thanks for trying.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:59:08 PM No.712719126
>gigantic animal that you hit feet of for the entire fight
>constantly jumps around while lugging a giant sword
>every move is a giant aoe
Sif was a prototype of the standard ER-esque fight, and every le good boy oh my sun it's THE ARTORIAS AND ARTORIAS ACCESSORIES meme is directly responsible for the shitshow that is PCR.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:01:14 PM No.712719227
>>712719126
No, ER's fanbase is WHOLLY responsible for
>imagine if you could fight prime radahn
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:02:09 PM No.712719265
>>712719010
you think the tendie subhuman you replied to would know?
those sheep can't even play the base game yet
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:03:05 PM No.712719305
Sif is a girl tho.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:03:19 PM No.712719312
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OP if he wasn't a faggot:
>i'd never get anywhere near a dick bro
>i would NEVER suck gallons of cum like a good little boyslut
OP if he was a faggot:
>Sif in original Dark Souls:
>>honorable wolf creature trying to protect the grave of it's master
>>when you injure him enough, he starts having trouble standing up and his attacks are slow and weak, just like any animal
>Sif if he was made by nu-FromShitware:
>>super fast spinny moves and rollcatch GOTCHA awkward timings and momentum
>>get him to half health/deplete the first health bar
>>suddenly starts speaking "OH THOU CHOSEN UNDEAD YOU TRIGGERED MY SECOND FORM, NOW DREAD SIF, THE BLADE OF ARTORIAS!" and his hair start pointing up and glowing, while he enters super saiyan mode
>>suddenly does super fast beyblade spinning moves, starts spamming projectiles out of the sword/after-image attacks and does LE BERSERK REFERNSE :O *soijak pointing* mid air
>>when you kill him he goes "ARTORIASUUUUU.... FORGIVE ME....."
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:04:00 PM No.712719346
>>712716935 (OP)
both are pure, inimitable kino
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:06:27 PM No.712719449
>>712716935 (OP)
FromSoftware becoming a parody of itself is really saddening. Literally who asked for all this?
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:17:55 PM No.712720020
>>712719227
Yeah, and where did this fanbase came from?
Honestly I never understood the obscene, overblown masturbation that Artorias and Radanh get. One is a random knight who gets to be a non-final boss in DLC, the other is a huge fighty guy who looks ridiculous and silly in his original fight.
Both exist as bosses that sit on their asses waiting for you to come and fuck their shit up. Neither appears anywhere in the game to be (Your) nemesis or whatever. Neither did anything of note during the course of the game (frankly, this can be said of every character in Elden Soulsborne, except for friendly NPCs who at least go somewhere to die and maybe fight some boss for a token offline coop fight). And yet they have this insane following like they are protagonists of their games or something. Is it some kind of inside joke, like "let's ironically pretend they are a cut above the rest"?
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:21:50 PM No.712720224
>>712720020
The actual main characters have shit tier stories and conclusions that souls fanbase just have no interest in.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:17:02 PM No.712723007
>>712716935 (OP)
whats wrong with games getting harder as the playerbase improves
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 3:50:27 PM No.712724939
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>>712719449
look at the replies in this thread
underage zoomies and pajeets love nu-FromSoft, it's why their games are all made by poos