post vidya characters who canonically never had sex
he gets a knot in TP dough
>>712747420Wrong Cortana jacks him off in his suit
why does he have such girly hips
>>712747153 (OP)Why the fuck post '90 japs fucking push and worship gyno "men"?
>>712747153 (OP)>>712747809seriously why the fuck did nintendo make his hips as wide as his shoulders