150cc
6 races

Room: 98G 27J

koopa beach best beach

i think ill be going back to 8 or maybe mod my wii. world definitely has potential but its just working for me. hopefully some updates come soon

> stuck outside for who knows how long
Hold the room for me lads

> stuck outside for who knows how long
Go on without me lads

YAYYYYYYYY

FEATHERS YOU DOUBLE NIGGER

>>712749052
FEATHERS YOU TRIPLE NIGGER

Daisy riding my Hyper Pipe

4/24

I'm in
Good luck bros

PSA: Pick random or a stage via the + menu to just get a regular 3 lap race without the intermission part

I GOT FUCKED
and not in a good way

I'll join you guys next week

So how will DLC work? A new island with the new stages, or will they add the levels to the existing overworld?

Somebody stop me

>>712750145
With how the maps work in the overworld I doubt they'll add more because it might fuck things up. I fully expect islands

Just get a bullet bill extension and three mushrooms at the last moment bros

World has given me brain rot. I was outside driving for real and I couldn't stop thinking about stuff to grind on and ramps to jump

Name and worse combo to get in 7th on the last stretch other than horn and feather

12/24

am i smoothbrained or is jumping and grinding generally useless

seems like most of the time its too out of the way to be worthwhile compared to just doing a regular powerslide

a bad start in airship fortress and it's fucking over

>>712751976
smoothbrained yes

>>712751976
Depends on the stage and character. Something like Rosalina’s course, there’s no reason to do anything but drift at most. In places like Bowser’s Castle or the train course, you want to take advantage of that stuff. Lightweights benefit more from rails technically also since rail speed is universal, it gives them more of a speed boost compared to a heavy.

yay I beat feathers

>>712752685
well fuck

Insane Bullet Bill

>nobody waves back at the start of race
;_;
23/24

Those bombs are for Mehtaru, fuck Israel

I got disconnected during the Boo Cinema race, even though my connection seems stable right now. Weird. Took a while for my console to pick up my wired connection too, though...

Managed to fall off the stage three times in one race...

>Both Bowsers in last place on Bowsers castle
LOL

Missed landing on the chain by like a mile

applaud anyone with balls big enough to do the bowser skips

There was a point I went from second to twelfth in two seconds.

Total babyfag death.

22/24

22/24

FUCK BLUE SHELLS

Rainbow Road doesnt appear in free roam but when you wait in a lobby snd other players are racing, you can see their ghosts in the track, so i wonder if someone waiting while others play rainbow road does spawn it for hin

>>712754329
This

>get knocked TWICE before the final lap
>drop to 21st with no way to recover
I hate every single one of you and I KNOW IT WAS DELIBERATE

>playing as daisy or peach in a kart
for what purpose?

>>712747264 (OP)
I was in the lobby, but I beat Ran da Mu ghost

Ban all water tracks

>pipeframe meta
loving this lobby

airship fortress until I get muh wrench

Im sitting tight if you know what i mean

I always fuck up the Bazaar grind shortcut in a real race

>>712755767
Just the other day we had a game there and people got rocky wrench, you didn’t get transformed?

>>712756034
I WAS THE ONE WHO THREW IT

>>712756113
Oh, well thanks for unlocking rocky wrench for me LMAO

>shocked immediately after an item box
there is no worse feeling.

Mario if he iranian

>>712756769
getting shocked during a shortcut is far worse

Baby Daisy rules!

Finally got first

Leaving to watch the Pokemon finals now. Might rejoin later.

Leaving to suck some dick

Bring back underwater racing. NOW
22/24

>>712757112
Wait, it hasn't started yet. Did I get the time wrong?

>controller dying
byeeeee

>boshi
Based

>>712757276
TCG still have to finish Senior and Masters. Then VGC does their Junior, Senior, and Masters

Nice I’ll be on later this evening

>>712757564
Yeah, I saw. Schedule said 2 PM PT though. Oh well. Waiting in lobby again.

Boomerang ruined a whole generation of men

people really said lightning was nerfed in this game

>>712757814
It is? You’re shrunk for a split second. It sucks now.

>>712757981
retard

Everything is faster though, so it's still amazing

Bullet Bills do not like to be activated on shortcuts here

>>712757814
It also can miss people

They need to nerf lightning's appearance rate we dont need it once a race.

>>712757981
It retains its ability to make me cry.

shocked right after the last fucking item set like always

WHO FUCKING THROWS THEIR BOOMERANG BACKWARDS

>>712758454
Pussy
OP turn on frenzy items for this guy

>>712758820
hackers on steroids

>shock dodge into first

>>712758820
This time? Not me. But usually? Me.

>see a bunch of bullshit on the course that shouldn't be there
>knowing you missed your chance to be hit by Kamek
Worst feeling

NOT RAINBOW ROAD AGAIN

>hit by a boomerang into fall off the track
JUST

>>712758160
Lmao I learned that the hard way on DK Summit. Hit the ramp, Bullet yanked me straight left into the void. Feels like they programmed it to actively sabotage shortcuts now.

>>712758820
If the no one in front of me is close enough to hit I throw in back and throw the final throw forward

fuck you nautical that was mine to win
23/24

>>712758820
me because candy did it to me for years

What does your gf/wife think about you playing MK online for hours every night this weekend?

>>712759791
>implying

>Nolan
>rambler
>coggert
>tsp
>nautical
>willow
>feathers
Im confident you guys are all middle aged virgin neets living with your parents. Do you ever log off?

>>712759791
32M, I been single for 7 years now, sexless for 5

>2nd to 13th in 2 microseconds

>>712759791
>gf/wife

>>712759914
get out of here you unvirgin.jpg

Thanks, turns out I didn't have Dolphin yet.

>>712759885
I actually do have a job and live independently but I am indeed a virgin

>>712759791
I make ~200k a year and my wife does whatever the fuck I tell her to do.

>>712747264 (OP)
Why is the cow humping the dolphin I’m confused

>>712759791
She watches her Kpop idol game show crap while I play my switch in the adjacent room

wtf I love blue shells now

>>712760346
>She watches her Kpop idol game show
Just because he wears makeup doesn't make him your wife.

>>712760616
My HEROES! Oh and penguin is there too i guess...

>>712760454
Plenty of white women like this stupid shit dude

Stop using Kamek when you're ahead of me please

Gonna break for a bit, don’t fill up while i’m away

GGs. Wish I was on degen hours here in Europe so I could play more

>Item RNG myself into top 10
Pure skill

Looks like I didn't have Cataquack either. Thanks.

>>712761038
It's only midnight, anon. There's plenty of time left until morning!

Bring back the Tanooki Tail from 7 for maximum cancer

How to not get hit constantly by triple shells or items being dragged

>>712761673
Be in last place.

that's it? that's the course?

So how do coins work in this game exactly? From what I know they raise speed, but how much?

Everyone pick airship fortress so I can unlock my last character

>>712761948
5% at 20

>>712761948
Thiiiiis much

>>712761948
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GE8cyTPKXY

>>712761987
Wow, that's pretty worthless. I read it was 10% for 10 in 8.

I thought my coin block was a golden shroom...

>>712761948
About 1 bar of speed for 20 coins

70 hours of playtime and just unlocked Peepa

1st --> last --> 1st --> 19th --> 1st

>>712762438
Nolan kill yourself.

>>712762459
That's a very mean thing to say

What did you think of the people you raced with yesterday?

>>712762527
I HATED THEM

>got 1st place 4 times
you guys make it too easy

>>712762527
They were all great people, except for one guy, [your name here], who was a real asshole.

If you see Nolan, hit him. Simple as.

>>712760616
>mario and luigi are the only ones not racist enough to do their worst chinese person impression

GGs guys

>>712763000
Checked. GG

>>712759885
Why so fucking rude? Some of us work during the day or could be on PTO.

>>712762956
They're just more used to anal than the rest.

You wouldn't hit an innocent Daisy driving around on a bike, would you?

Can the host remove people from the lobby? Just kick Nolan out already.

Feather's kinda cute...

>>712763393
Why?

>>712763372
This lobby should be called “OOPS, all coomerbait”

>>712763397
Get in line

Can we try battle mode
Racing is boring

Everyone's favorite beach!

How do I get a girl like Daisy?

>>712763738
Be 2D.

koopa beach NIGGERS should be castrated

>>712763738
Start by going outside

>star runs out right when someone honks
FUCK OFF

>>712763738
Date a girl like Peach and cheat with her best friend

If I am not playing Koopa beach, I am not having fun
If I am not having fun, these threads should be banned

Understand this niggers

>>712763738
Be Wario

>>712763982
Koopa beech is the worst map

why doesn’t starman get as much hate as the others? He’s just as infamous as the other top racers from the mk8 era

>Be bullet bill during the end of lap 3 shock

>>712764205
Because he's not a faggot like nolan

i race on koopa beach all day every day

GIANT TRUCK

>>712760616
My HERO! Oh and some others who aren't penguin are there too i guess...

I’m not where I can play atm. Pls still be going later

>>712763626
Yeah, battle would be nice for a change.

Nolan Derangement Syndrome

>boo wears off in the middle of shock
>shock still hit at the tail end of animation

DOGSHIT

ggs racists

>>712761991
It might have actually been faster to just fall.

>>712763738
I haven’t seen a tomboy in like 20 years

>>712764439
Peachfags never EVER recovered from this

>>712764813
They're all ftm trannies now

I literally cannot see peach on the film reel having anything but massive fucking tits

>>712759885
These people really do never log off.

>>712764263

>>712765107
For you to know that you would also be in just as long

>>712765282
YOU FUCKER

>>712764439
What about Rosalina and Pauline’s asses no one posts them

>>712765282
were they protesting ICE?

How do you get screenshots and videos so fast

>>712765771
Nintendo app

>>712765428

Total minionfag death

Pokemon finals finally seem to be starting, so I'm leaving now.

Alright, got my win, gg bros

>>712766382
They're starting with Masters instead of going Juniors -> Seniors -> Masters, in case anyone else was planning to watch.

Why aren’t you chilling with your dad’s and binging Mario Kart instead

>>712766559
he left just now to get cigarettes

Lmao @ feathers

>>712766559
hung out with him yesterday

I need to eat, keep the lobby alive while I'm gone

What do I play until next /v/eekend?

I'm amazed how consistent some people here can be. If I am in the general vicinity of someone with an item, there is a good chance I am going back to near last place and rolling the dice on if I will get good items and everyone else causes enough damage to each other for me to catch up again just to start the cycle over. I need to figure out the item management aspect of the game.

>>712766845
Bravley default

>hit Nolan with a greenshell on the air ramp on the last lap
>he gets last

>>712766452
cheers brother

>>712766845
Yakuza 0

>>712766559
he died last christmas

>>712766845
Super Monkey Ball

>>712767185
I’m sorry

>>712766942
Forget it, anon. it's Mario Kart.

Daisy bros, we must stop the violence against eachother. If one daisy wins we all win.

>>712766942
If I have an item, and I can kill the guy in front of me, then I kill the guy in front of me. No other thought passes through my skull.

>>712767404
Don't worry, I accept getting Mario Karted is part of the game. However, it is clear the game isn't pure luck when some of you beat out the randomness more often than not.

>>712767835
When I get an item I consider the best time to use them and then then get run over by someone with a mega mushroom that breaks my triple reds.

I would play as daisy but her new voice is somehow worse than her old voice

Her being voiced by a tranny is just a bonus

>>712768195
Nah I’m so glad to not hear her yell “HURRR DAISY!!!” every 5 seconds

>>712768095
true. I need to learn to rail grind more and take shortcuts so i don't get caught in the item meat grinder.

>>712768095
The only skill outside of items is map knowledge and muscle memory. These people are just unleashing their inner time trial sperg and hoping the items do the rest. They've probably been doing homework on skips for as long as those videos have been getting posted.

>missed out on unlocking swooper cause kamek didn’t affect me despite being ahead of the player that used it

IM KILLING MYSELF

>>712768429
nigga there's also general racing knowledge like when to take the best line in difficult situations

>knockout tour
Nigger

>>712768195
>voiced by a tranny
are they a troon or just "nonbinary"

GGs fellas. Those last two races were fucking electric

is this nigga seriously advertising his youtube

>>712768779
cope

>>712765282
did anyone clip their pov of being ran over

>>712768543
NTA, and that's true but I really do think taking alternative routes is key. Just having good lines isn't enough wth 24 people if your VR is above 8500. But even with that high VR people still get completely fucked a lot of the time.

Thank you for the mushroom, bro

Ok so what other S2 games did you get bros

>>712769260
I have 400 dollars worth of gift cards from donating blood so I preordered DK Bananza

>>712769260
Deltarune…

>not a single red shell from item box
Thanks game real cool

>he bought the switch 2
lol

>>712769260
Other games?

>>712747264 (OP)
I’m back

Fuck you and that horn, Starman

/v/ros... how do I git gud?

>>712769530
>his visa is expiring soon
lol

>>712769808
Perform fellatio on Reggie's penis

>>712769260
Only Welcome Tour, but I have over 120 Switch 1 games so I have plenty left to play. Started replaying BOTW due to the Switch 2 update.

>>712769260
Cyberpunk and debating getting Bravely Default. Game discs have basically been game key cards for 10 years so it’s hard for me to jump into the outrage.

I'll go eat something, be back later

>>712766416
*record scratch*

>>712769260
I have so many Switch 1 games to play yet Mario Kart is the only one I want to keep playing.

>choco mountain and wario stadium are complete dogshit, some of the actual worst courses in series history
>has the best music

It’s not fair

I keep thinking Wario has the mega mushroom so I try to avoid him but forget he's canonically that huge

>>712769948
>>712770521
I’m scared to play Switch 1 games now because with my luck an update patch will be announced right before I finish the game. I want to play DQXI so bad and my god it looks like ass still

For fuck sake stop picking the beach

I SWEAR TO GOD IF I SEE KOOPA BITCH ONE MORE TIME

>approximately one babyfag in the lobby
>one person picking koopa beach
You do the math

>online lets you pick anything
>everyone picks the same course over and over

I thought this garbage stopped with 8

>final turn on bagger hills
>7th place
>coinbox

>lightning just before finish line
i am the victim of rape

>>712768580
"Nonbinary".
>>712767825
See, it's easy.
You all stay the fuck away from my wife and only I pick her.
Then you let me win.

>>712771592
>splatoon pedo

I'm sure I heard Bowser's Castle theme from Odyssey once but I haven't found it on youtube. Does anyone know if it's in the game??

holy FUCK that blue was close

My harem

>>712771717
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImCJVdLyh6o
I wonder if it could've just been this Dragon Driftway mix with a lot of trumpets.

Thanks for the extra hop near the end, Wario

>>712772671
How’s the air down there

>lightning just before taking the shortcut
I had a golden mushroom you faggot

I was shit that race

>>712771717
i definitely remember hearing it.

19/24

>ran over 3 times in a row by mega mushrooms

>>712773773
Are you delfino man? I’m sorry lol every time it’s me

Oof disconnected time to get some sun

>>712774045
yeah lol

My cat puked last race

2 coin boxes in a row lets go

>>712774335
that happened to me the other day mid race

If anyone wants me to draw their racer avatar post a pic and I will.

Cataquack reporting to the room.

Koopa Troopa Beach will be picked.

>>712774830
Time to leave the lobby

>>712774830
NOOOOO

Huh, never took this path in shy guy bazaar. Didn’t even know it existed

>17th place
>roll single red and coin block
What the FUCK

Fucking chaos at the end

nimulous you fucking nigger take those triple bananas somewhere else

Whoever threw that blue shell, fuck you.

I pick Mario.
I pick Pipe frame.
I pick Mario Circuit.

>>712775786
You're welcome, nonny

>>712775786
Fuck you for making me get hit and dropping me to 19th

>>712775776
:)

19/24

i think nimulous is really cool and probably has a nice dick

I just want you all to know, no matter how bad you are, I will always do worse. Last is reserved for me.

>>712776535
Not this time kek

>>712776226
hi seal

>>712776535
based anon increasing everyone's self esteem

>>712776535
Challenge accepted.

>>712776535
Bull shit. I kept getting last over and over and over. I just don’t get it. No matter the character or kart I just get thrown to the back and can’t catch up. Even stopped and played fzero99 and got 2nd on a race, but can’t beat you guys at all

>use boo a tenth of second before the shock went off

I simply cannot stop winning

>>712777006
skill issue

cloudy sucks ass these days

>>712777006
What's your name? I'm BaconBitz. I don't believe you.

>>712776535
Oh no you don’t nigger

>>712777324
GlueHuffer

>>712777312
i will rape you

>>712777006
NTA but all I can say is keep playing. I was constantly last on vkeends in MK8D when I started, I’m still not great but I can get 7th or 8th place easy

kold are you fucking kidding me you faggot

don’t steel my wario swag

You guys are a lot better than the randoms online

Lobby fulll...... is someone streaming again?

Whoever dropped that bomb go fuck yourself. FUCK YOU

Still got first overall, somehow

Im enjoying plating with you lads and ladies.

>>712777412
kek, I noticed you when I joined, great name btw. But you were ahead of me in points. Also, I haven't seen you in the past couple races so I'm assuming you got off.

>>712778107
>european

someone leave so I can join

Dropping out for now, going to bed. Very fun. Thank you! Cataquack is heading back to Gelato Beach.

>>712778090
Same bomb fucked me up too.

>>712778107
Playing* fuck

>>712778168
>mfw it worked

MOOOO MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>712778168
Clearly the host should start a knockout match to make people leave.

>>712777071
Based art, bro

feathers you red me 4 times and you still lose what was the point

>Nolan is still online

fuck I got so lost in the sauce at the end there
>>712778513
thanks nigga

>>712778368

>>712778631
to suffer

>someone drove backwards after the shock to steal my item box
Nigger

Why does no one wanna play bowsers castle it’s the best stage

Good luck and good night. Also happy father's day to any fathers here.

>>712778875
kek

>>712760224
cow thinks the dolphin is its kart

>2nd to 23rd
alright man

Fuck whoever threw that gay bomb.

>blue shell at the final stretch
It's just so tiresome

>>712779136
I just missed that shit

>>712778909
I always do but it never gets picked during the roulette

>room full
>can’t even spectate room
Why

>>712779339
Someone was streaming it last time

>>712779339
we had a stream last night

I fucked up on the last corners. Was 1st and 2nd for most of that.

>really need to piss
>if I leave the lobby I won't be able to come back
Bottle time ig

>>712779459
I pissed in a bottle earlier

>>712779390
>>712779391
Sadly can't stream where I'm at rn. I'll probably go home in like 40 minutes and can stream then

>>712779339
you can have my spot brah

>stream
Was it starman/shartman again

always remember:

>>712779339
No point. spectating in this game is ass.

>>712779808
yuzukisensei

>>712779839
Kek

>>712779847
nvm then

>>712779839
BASED

>>712779839
babyKEKS btfo

>go get cup of water
>race started and I DQ’d

FUCK

this map sucks cock

22/24

peach sounds like a tranny in this game

Not enough baby players

>>712780365
All the new voices are worse

>>712780365
I can’t believe they got rid of Sam kelly

>entire map is on-rails
Hate this shitty map

Well that was fucking terrible

>3rd to 17th with one shell
it is painful

>new russian baby
I’m calling putin

>>712780592
Have to agree. I hate driving on water in this game but I hate whistlestomp even more.

>two comm errors in a row

fuck I’m actually leaning into turns irl. I must be getting old.

Starman here, Thanks for the swoop unlock bro
Just need peepa and fishbone

>bounce off of someone
>go flying off the track
fuck this gay ass mechanic

>>712781212
KEK

>top 3 baby rosalina

Legit question /v/. But why does Mario Kart aggravate me and become such a frustrating experience over other party games like Mario Party and Smash bros. Like Mario Kart legit makes me want to hurl my controller across the room at times. It just becomes legit not fun after a while.

TOTAL BABYFAG DEATH

Is there anyway to filter out friends that don’t have MKW in the Friends section? All the generic profile cards with Mario are so ugly.

>>712781276
Go back to dark souls casual

>>712781276
Because it feels like skill should matter but the reality is there's barely any involved in these 24 player races.

>>712781276
it precisely rides the fine line between skill and luck based gameplay to perfectly torture the human mind

>>712781276
its easy to feel like the game has it out for you after getting fucked with back to back items or at the very end.

alright bros new rick and morty is about to come out, i'll brb

>>712781276
It's the opposite for me. I accept that Mario Kart is bullshit, so I don't get mad. It's zen.

>>712781464
>Nolan, Cloudy, Rambler, Timmy etc. are always at the top spots
this just isn't true

too many babyniggers in this lobby

>>712781276
Stakes are high in mario kart games than mario party games. A simple mistake could cost you your position due to it's chaotic nature with weapons.

>get first place for 2 seconds
>blue shelled
>put to 20th
>not a single other blue shell for 3 laps.

>>712781276
I’m like that with Splatoon but I still go back to it all the time. At the end of the day it’s just a stupid video game. Count your blessings

>>712781710
True

Finally back home for degen hours kart
Also streaming if someone without the game wants to watch for some reason >>712779847

Robotnik’s voice: CHOCOLATE-COVERED COCK

>>712781772
doodoo ass niggas

>>712781682
How old are you

>>712781772
AYO MARIO

>>712781932
42

>>712781772
Voting for Choco mountain in honor of this

Blue shell grrr. Otherwise I was away and you niggas were catching me kek.

>Wario Stadium
Lame

>>712781986
>hating one of the most kino tracks of all time
Gtfo

>>712781772

>>712781986
Hater.

>>712782191
>>712782236
I just wanted poop instead

FUCKING LIGHTNING BOLT FUCK YOU

>hit at the end
>2nd to 22d

I am going to shit

>>712782532
That shit was so cool and didn't effect me, saved me looool but I didn't even get it.

>lightning into blue shell on final stretch
>in first all race
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

>>712781269

23/24

>>712782561
that was my blue shell :)

>>712782561
Thanks for 1st place.

>>712782628
I hope a cataquack bites your dick off

>>712782737
You too, fag

>>712782583
ALLAH AKBAR

Nerfed bullet bill literally isn’t helpful at all, amazing really

>>712782583
BASED

>2 blue shells
>still got first

These new tracks suck, I miss the straight lines.

>>712781708
They're cheating niggers and should be banned

>straightaway for the last leg of the final lap
Guess I’ll die

No fucking way I got sniped, Nolan you dog
>captcha kysj0

damn thurler is a sore loser

>>712782962
erm I did nothing wrong

Shove yer boomerang up your arse.

>miss item box
>near last

This is so fucked

>>712782806
You just lose speed if you get hit by it. In the other games, they just completly stager you until you recover. If that was in world, that would cause issues.

Big Dick is back in town

>>712783442
fuck, it's full

The babyfags have some kind in of discord alliance where they have resolved not to hit eachother

>>712783316
Bullet bill is slower than mushrooms and lasts for like 3 seconds. It's useless.

>>712783316
I mean how it isn’t fast anymore literally barely make it to 20th if you’re last

does holding the blue shell protect you from a red like in mkwii?

>>712783442
I’m already in the lobby, don’t worry.

was thinking about getting on but, meh dont wanna play thijs game. Can we play an even worse game like smash ultimate instead?

>>712783536
No

>>712783626
I live in aus and last time I tried to play with people in us it sucked

>>712783246
?

>whistleshit summit

Please stop voting for the on rails map

Baby Daisy

is built for

BBC

>>712783917
BIG BOBOMB CONCUSSION

Oh yeah fine everyone just rape me.with your items right at the end kek.

>DURRRR I’M SUCH A PEDO LOL
fucking faggots

>>712783953
sorry broski

>>712783953
This is actually a coordinated effort against you jim. We are outside your house

>>712783984
nerve status?

fuck thurler

>>712783984
???

>>712783953
Hope you're ready for your prostate exam

>>712784159
Did the boomerang hurt you lots?

>The room is full. Please wait...
>"OK"
>goes back to the main menu

why the fuck would they do it like that

>>712784215
did the boomerang hurt you lots?

>>712784204
>>712784002
>>712784002
You are forgiven.

The babies run this lobby bros...

>turns big
>wario grinding on the rails
>spins at the opposite direction
>gets squished

>>712784372
Just a bit

>>712784313
Add someone as a friend and you can just join the room from the Friends section

the top two niggers are obviously team playing

>>712784412
can i see?

>>712784506
https://www.twitch.tv/yuzukisensei

>>712784483
They should be fucking kicked

>mario karted
I’m gonna flip

>HappyPride has joined

rape candy and cloudy please

>get shocked right next to first
>first gets big before me
>flattens me before taking off
good shit nintendo

Im packing it in, too hot for me today

Happy Men’s Mental Awareness month

>>712784523
this nigga is so bad lmao

>Boo steals my single mush right as I touch grass
NIGGER
DOUBLE NIGGER
FUCK YOU

>MUSHROOM STOLEN
>NOW OFF ROAD
>BLUE SHELL
>1ST TO 16TH

I AM THE ANGRIEST MAN WHO EVER LIVED

Got in, nice. Full room too

How do I report this pride faggot for an offensive name?

>>712784871
lol
lmao even

>712784856
>712784523
>712784506
>712784412
nobody wants to watch your stream, fuck off

Seriously, which one of you clinically brain-deficient mouthbreathers sat there on your crusty Switch 2 and thought, “Heh, yeah, Koopa Beach sounds like a fun time”? You absolute oxygen thief. You prison cafeteria-brained waste of Joy-Con drift. You’re over here hovering your little troglodyte cursor over KOOPA. BEACH. The most phoned-in, zero-skill, rubber-banding-ass baby pool of a track. Oh wow, water physics. Oh wow, a palm tree. Kill yourself with a banana peel. You like Koopa Beach? You probably run auto-steer and hold the controller upside down. Your ghost data is just you driving directly into a wall for 2 minutes while a CPU Yoshi lap dances around your limp little dick.

>>712747264 (OP)
I'M JOINING HOLD UP

Wario you fat jew with your horn, I was never able to recover and got 20th

>>712784924
le grok xD

>starman backed up while invincible to hit happypride
damn fucking lol

swear to god if i play that beach stage one more time

>>712784929
it's full lol

>>712784924
its just a game little bro

>>712785015
>Wario you fat jew with your horn
KEK

>>712785015
kek
If it makes you feel any better, the lightning robbed me of a 1st place

>>712785015
Based

full?

>>712784893
Very carefully

Alright who’s turn is it to change Candy

>>712757081
He's such a cutie biscuit.

>play baby
>pick koopa beach every round

>letting cloudy win again

20/24

>GUHUHUHUH NICE TRY :D :D :D

GGs anons, see you next weekend.

gg /v/ros

>>712785712
Fun fact: you can rotate him on the results screen!

>Nolan has been online almost every hour the lobby has been up since Friday
Dude please seek help.

>>712785919
Finally I can punish him

>>Nolan has been online almost every hour the lobby has been up since Friday
>Dude please seek help.

LET ME FUCKING IN

>>712785938
fucking feathers steals the dropped mushroom, then nolan bumps me off the boost pad

>lightning + bullet bill
Wtf nice

>>712786130
max acceleration bro

>>712785981
is that you bro?

I've said it before and I'll say it again:
if you throw the boomerang backwards, you deserve to rot

>>712786364
Git gud faggot

>>712786364
It's objectively the best way to use it

>>712786364
If you ain’t gonna hit anything ahead of you, might as well hit something behind you

>>712763982
only if you get me cataquack.

>>712786364
what about red shells?

Joining

Raping

>>712786669
red shell doesn't rob your items, so I'll let it slide

>jostled by wario and fell off rainbow road
Nows a good time to stop playing and make some chicken

I'm off. Was fun.

(Fuck you whoever blasted me 2 red shells on RR)

GET BOMBED CODE YOU FUCK

>>712766845
fairy WHORE

codename: CUCΚED

I feel like without Mega Mushrooms, the amount of bullshit going on might be bearable. I wish they didn't add them.

>>712786941
I threw the second one behind me deliberately

Stellar sled is the coolest

Whoever added the feather to this game should fucking die in a car accident

>lightning and blue
I'm fine

>>712787330
It's like a joke item, you should be able to hold a button to shove it up your character's ass to get rid of it.

>lands on random
>koopa beach
Lmao

Nu-Koopa Beach is like some Baby Park type shit.

Is someone gonna make a new thread? We're past the bump limit, we're gonna die in a bit

>>712787809
>somebody playing bowser
based

>>712778909
does it give wretch>?

>>712787832
And guess who keeps picking it..

Lmao your horn didn’t hit

>>712787195
If you like gay kitsch sure

I'll make the new thread on Friday with my finished drawing. I hope you guys rike it...

>>712788013
I just wanna know who decided it was a good idea to “update” the sound effects

FUCK YOU WARIO I WAS YOU FUCKED ME OVER WITH YOUR BANANAS

>had first place with triple greens and a mushroom
>couldn't shoot them fast enough to dodge the blue shell with the mushroom
FUCK

all this koopa beach and I just want bowser's castle once holy shit

>>712788084
rooting for you anon

shout out to all the cool people who do funni things in the intermission periods
Thanks for the games /v/ros, seeya next week

Gg’s for tonight, looking forward to next week fuck you wario, you fat jew

>>712788649
haha, love you too buddy

Ok I ate. I'm back for a couple more races lads.

lmao2lightning!!1

The boomerang locking me out of my second item and not swapping places with it like in 8 is such a dumb change

>>712788084
I’ll help bump it if you make it early

>beat feathers and nolan
ahaha faggots

>>712788084
sounds great lad.

I think 4th is the best I've gotten with you guys.

HOW IS THIS FUCKING REAL
GET ME OFF THIS FUCKING BEACH

>>712789016
I have gotten first place ONCE. And I'm convinced it was entirely by accident.

I see you fuck face.
Eat those shells.

Finally managed to pull that cut off in an actual match, feels good.

>bob-omb lands right the fuck on me
>somehow doesn't hit me but takes out my shell
I don't get it but I'll take it

>>712789406
Fuck you

Page 10 btw

do we make a new thread or something

>steal a gold shroom from someone
>gets stolen from me
wtf

>shock dodge into 1st
>immediately get blue shelled into 17th

>12th place
LMAO

>>712789895
Thanks for helping me win that one.

BOMBS HERE

>banana on the ramp
fuck you Rosalina you tranny bitch

>red shello 3 cunts into ze pit
AHAHAHA FAGGOTS

Eat shit fang

Hidden stats for those who care

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1t3BeXH3shj6Rh7x0ROFD81ZBxyumQFs9pebbnYcfWi4/edit?pli=1&gid=735843013#gid=735843013

>Please wait a while before making a thread
I tried

LOL I got the lightning into bullet bill into mega mushroom into 1st