In this thread, we discuss the weird, evil, almost demonic aura one feels while playing with the Switch 2—almost as if you traded more than just 20 extra dollars to play games on it.

>mario if he key of solomon circuit sigils

>>712747490 (OP)
I feel many sexual urges when playing as Daisy on a bike. This is clearly the work of the devil.

mario if he sacrifice koopa babies to moloch

>>712747490 (OP)
That's just your axewound

>>712747490 (OP)
I don't see a reason to hate on or support the new switch. It's been like a week since it came out and has like one game yet people are trying to die in the hill that it's the best/worst thing to ever happen in human history.
cant you guys just wait a while to see what games this thing gets before saying it's good or bad?? Am I the last reasonable person left on the board?

>>712747490 (OP)
Religious psychosis isn't normal, please seek a mental health professional.

>>712747490 (OP)
Could you imagine having a continuous meltdown over the course of 8 years, finally thinking it can end when the next console is set to release, trying your hardest to paint it as an impending failure and then watching it break records all over the planet.
This is some divine levels of punishment for ruining discussions and spamming round the clock.
Watching you spend years of your life and getting nothing is the real payoff here.

I often find myself wondering what possesses human beings to post the way they do on this board and the only answer I can come up with is “poverty”.

I refuse to believe that anybody who could afford to indulge in any entertainment of their choosing would dedicate this much time to hating the entertainment of others.

did you sell your soul to mairo?

>>712748457
>tendie has more fun shitposting than playing his one (1) game
A tale as old as time.

>>712747490 (OP)
this is anti semitic

>>712748818
At what point did I say I even have a switch. I just hate you.
You ruin conversations.
You're a constant blight on the board.
You couldn't even make your last post without using stupid juvenile language to describe a fan of something you don't like.
Every discussion on here would improve without you around. Even other Playstation owners don't want to associate with your brand of fanaticism.