>early game mobs have no level scaling

I hate birbs

Was it revenge for all the bugs he's eaten?

>>712750547 (OP)
The chicken did nothing wrong!

>nope, can't beat the co-BWOOOOOOOCK

>>712750547 (OP)
karl jobst gf was in the wrong here

>SO LONG GAY BOWSER

>that little headshake right after the slap at 0:19
Kino

>>712750547 (OP)
Do not fuck with chickens unless you know what you are doing or want your arteries punctured.

>>712750547 (OP)
>SO LONG GAY BOWSER

SO LONG GAY CHICKEN

>early game mobs have level scaling

>>712750547 (OP)
*jumps up on the tubes and shanks my biological shiv on my ankle into u*

>animal companions can level up

someone post the one of the 2 bunnies fighting and a pair of chickens breaking it up

some roosters are genuinely evil pricks and i dont feel back when they get the chop

>>712751182
benis

>game has QTE

>>712751182
>manlytears with his newborn labrador puppy

>>712751497
you mean chihuahua

>>712751182
Barkspawn if he real

>>712729491

>>712750920
kek

>>712751182
Weird looking horse

>>712750547 (OP)
fake, animal abuse for views is common over there

>>712751476
idgi

>>712752012
Or animal abuse for the sake of tradition, "medicine", "flavor", entertainment, or any other excuse.

>NPCs can be affected by environmental hazards

>>712750547 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhMo4WlBmGM

>>712752149
>enemies are immune to status effects

>>712750547 (OP)
Based chink karen.

>>712750547 (OP)
SO LONG GAY CHICKEN

>>712752149
based gigachad didn't even flinch
But damn those people are fucking retarded for having a lit candle unattended around animals

>>712751182
white women be like "what breed is that!?!?!?! I need one!"

>>712750547 (OP)
gotta be careful around roosters, their spurs can fuck you up pretty bad

>>712752584
>mfw non-whites see dogs as competition

>>712752532
>But damn those people are fucking retarded for having a lit candle unattended around animals
this
dog could've easily flipped the table and started a fire

>enemy causes AOE debuffs

>>712751182
Goliath, the aknottilator

>>712751026
>people still posting this blatantly fake thirdie animal cruelty slop

>boss loses to the power of friendship

>>712750547 (OP)
>JUNIOR DARES?!

>>712752826
Do they not have windows?

>>712751182

>friendly npc later becomes hostile

>>712752964
really needs sound for the full effect

>game has a ntr route

>>712750547 (OP)
>boss has a second phase

>>712750547 (OP)
>THAT'S HER! THAT'S THE ONE WHO ATTACKED OUR CHICKEN

>>712753074
i wonder how many people have dominic memes saved without knowing who that manlet is

>>712752826
AI? what the fuck is this? why is everyone puking

>>712753179
YEP! enough internet for today

>>712753210
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_vNhLYW_e4

>>712753390
I can feel my brain cells committing sudoku as well.

>game has emotional backstory cutscene

>>712752964
Sony, hire this man! Hideo Kojima, watch and learn. Cinematic masterpiece, got me hooked ever second. I need a sequel. And new pants.

>>712753179
Had me right up until the mpreg tbqh.

>game has a rhythm section

>>712753585
Genuinely more kino than any kojimboslop.

>>712753637

>>712750926
Bro even a woman armed with her iphone can fight chickens

>NPCs can be tortured in cruel and unusual ways

>>712752041
Farm birbs sometimes react weird to red things.

>>712753637
lmfao

>>712753280
He tends to crop up again completely at random and try attention whoring. His threads never get more than 20 posts before they get nuked, but he still turns up enough that manlet filenames are always worth keeping.
It's seriously pathetic to remember that this manchild has been trying to be an eceleb since the early AVGN days

>>712751476
>>712752041
That type of spigot is called a 'hosecock'.

>>712753637

>>712752964
>I strongly disagree
absolute kino

>>712752964
why didn't it eat them when they were in the group huddle?

>>712754189
Dman, you know a lot about hoses and cocks.

>>712754372
He's polite.

>>712751478
>nothin personnel

>>712750547 (OP)
Daily reminder they evolved from dinosaurs.

>game has walk & talk sections

>>712754489

>>712754375
i'm an expert actually

>>712750547 (OP)
>silly comedy game has an unexpected heart-wrenching scene

>>712750547 (OP)
Yikes! thats heckin animal ab*se and is NOT funny
>when she walks like she shit her pants at 13 sec after throwin it
Okay I dont mean it! Besides I eat cruelly treated livestock every day!

>>712754375
Of course I do, I posses a magnificent one myself.

>bad AI pathing can kill party members

>>712754372
It's more important to be a memorable boss than it is to be a successful boss.

>>712751478
How do they teach cats Judo?

>>712750768
Remember the Halloween crush?

The Australian dude who jumped on the fence. lol

>>712754810
why did he do it?

>>712752964
>I strongly disagree

>halfling player character romances an elf

>>712755156
giwtwm

>>712751478
Looks like one of those aikido videos where the students throw themselves to make the master look amazing

>>712755156
Why couldn't that be me?

>>712755094
Yes? Why are you asking?

>game has escort quests

>>712750926
t. Link.

>>712755060
Cats know judo by default

>>712755094
>>712755372

>>712755156
He's living the dream and he knows it

>>712755227
>>712755252
Because your ancestors raped and killed those same people. They deserve love and happiness. You deserve all the hate and misery you get white pigs.

>>712752964
Why can't slop content be more like this? this stupid shit feels like some passion went into it.

>>712755418

>>712750547 (OP)
a few years back I had a very agressive rooster, I forget the breed, he was on the smaller side and would constantly run at you and kick and scratch
I just picked him up, pinned his wings and held him like a baby and after a few months of that he chilled out eventually he became a total bro and would eat right out of your hand no problem
called him little dickie
eventually a hawk got him :(

>>712755418
imagine being a giraffe

>>712753123
>weird aggressive gay thought he could just do whatever he wanted to a woman
Why do faggots think they're allowed to do whatever they want? She was just being nice.

>>712754612
Real life Chocobo

>game has instakill stealth attacks

>>712752593
Oh I found out not long ago, the meanest cock I've seen. The kick itself was strong enough to hurt a little through rubber shoes, but getting a stab on bare skin had me limping for a week. And he wouldn't back off no matter how much beating you gave him. A water pistol worked though, and he learned to fuck off whenever I had one on me.

>game has pretty girls

>friendly NPCs reduce your maintenance costs

>>712756204
>"Oh shit, nigga be packin'"

>the average world of warcraft player

hell yeah a tranimals thread

>>712754489
I wish the featherfags would stop forcing themselves into everything, completely unprovoked.

>>712756271
i do this

>>712756387
I won't fix her, get her the fuck away from her.

>>712756271
OOOH~ OOOOOOH~ SEXY WOMAN I REDEEM FOR SHE OOOOOOOOOH~

>>712756271
Wtf

>>712750758
Does anyone have the webm of two geese attacking a horse until the horse kicks one of them in the head and the other one immediately screams "he dindu nuffin!"?

>>712756717
we've all been there

>>712756387

>>712753179
Man there's some normiebait gardening mobile game that had ads way more insane than this.

>>712756271
>Touches it first to check if its real
Jeets are funny

>>712756387

>>712752964
There used to be a whole channel of this with lore but the guy deleted it

>>712753210
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXf5sTHUfKw

>>712756404
You don't actually mean that, and are just rage baiting.

>>712756387
this makes my skin crawl jesus christ

>>712751478
>Indian cats do tiktoks too
Whoa

>>712750758
How dare you, how FUCKING dare you say that about birbs

>>712753179
>surprisingly wholesome
based

>tank puts all points into evasion over block

>>712755156
God...

>>712756946
I think that they're upset that animal threads have (correctly) been expanded to include jeets. They are primates, after all.

>the mobile game rakes in cash yet you dont know anybody thats even heard of it

>never relaxed around blacks

>rolling is faster than running

>>712755156
*moodily stubbing out cigarette*

>>712753220
Kino

>>712755963
qrd?

>>712752149
I love how chill the cat and dog is with each other.

>>712755662
typing and posting this even ironically still makes you look stupid

>>712756537
>>712756632
for some reason my brain thought these were part of the same video

>game is an alt-right pipeline