Thread 712756323 - /v/ [Archived: 1058 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/15/2025, 10:58:20 PM No.712756323
Booty-Warrior
Booty-Warrior
md5: 13465c1827a6974751f8f72e37e128f9๐Ÿ”
Through a bizzare glitch in reality, the iconic Booty Warriorโ„ข himself got teleported into the world of the last videogame you played recently. How badly does it end for the inhabitants of said videogame? (keep in mind he's only after man butt)
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:05:42 PM No.712756972
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Unless he can get his hands on a man who hasn't gone through Blood Ministration, then Booty Warrior is gonna get fucked.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:09:28 PM No.712757324
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md5: 763fefaa93be65dfad98b83005729822๐Ÿ”
>>712756323 (OP)
>Left 4 Dead 2
Assuming he doesn't turn into a zombie immediately , Coach is gonna be pretty sore for awhile after trying to find that burger tank in Dark Carnival
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:11:55 PM No.712757505
>>712756323 (OP)
They hated this nigga in prison so much they removed his teeth because they were classified as WEAPONS
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:12:51 PM No.712757572
>Deltarune

Welp, at least Noelle's not getting raped this time.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:13:49 PM No.712757638
>>712756323 (OP)
>doom 2016
Hdoom
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:14:32 PM No.712757686
>>712757572
Actually would anyone be getting raped? He wants man butt but there's only monster butt and one teenage human butt of ambiguous gender.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:16:25 PM No.712757827
>>712757686
Theres (you)
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:18:22 PM No.712757986
>>712757827
If he sticks it in MY butt, he'll be pulling out a melted nub.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:22:55 PM No.712758398
>>712756323 (OP)
>Nine Sols
Makes a fortune from lawsuit after being called an apeman.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:24:46 PM No.712758549
>>712756323 (OP)
>Skyrim
He does exactly what I've been doing to the women, but to the men instead. kek
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:26:49 PM No.712758712
>>712756323 (OP)
>Booty Warrior on a UBOAT
That is some prime comedy material.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:31:38 PM No.712759102
>>712756323 (OP)
>STALKER
Considering the zone is 100% male he is probably in heaven. Until he inevitably gets shot because 100% are also armed. Or he just dies of radiation poisoning/gets eaten/splattered by an anomaly
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:32:34 PM No.712759185
>>712756323 (OP)
>Yakuza LAD
Just another enemy for Ichiban's schizo delusions
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:35:19 PM No.712759406
>>712756323 (OP)
>Lost Ark
Not a single Sylvain bussy will remain
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:35:39 PM No.712759434
>>712756323 (OP)
>Silent Hill 2
Is it even possible to turn Booty Warrior's mind against him? He doesn't appear to have any complexes or dark secrets to speak of, it's all out in the open for him.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:39:08 PM No.712759695
>>712759434
Make him the one getting raped.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:41:12 PM No.712759849
>>712756323 (OP)
>Deltarune
Only slightly worse than it already does.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:45:14 PM No.712760140
>>712757686
Asgore, Rudy, Catti's dad, Asriel, Alvin, and Gerson.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:48:25 PM No.712760373
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md5: 3f7fff964480846da5f0f20351cd65de๐Ÿ”
There's some zesty asian fuccbois I wouldn't mind being assaulted for having unskippable cutscenes
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:49:49 PM No.712760471
>>712756323 (OP)
The player character model in Session: Skate Sim looks a lot like Justin Bieber except maybe a bit more Puerto Rican looking so it'd be pretty true to life overall
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:54:29 PM No.712760827
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md5: 34bd4bf762ee8cb26596b731f8d2c3df๐Ÿ”
>factorio
>okay i see you choosin the hard way
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:59:10 PM No.712761179
>Deadrising 2
his ass is gettin' defiled
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:00:22 AM No.712761256
>>712756323 (OP)
>Cyberpunk 2077
I guess not really much changes? He probably gets away with a lot more rape than he normally would maybe. IDK how successful he would be without any chrome of his own
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:05:13 AM No.712761634
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md5: 74cce4eb2342767abc377357c1ae8e70๐Ÿ”
>>712756323 (OP)
he can serve as my knight in exchange for raping greeks during the campaigns
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:05:44 AM No.712761676
>>712760140
They're monsters, not men.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:28:41 AM No.712763316
>>712756323 (OP)
>Subnautica
Yeah the silent mystery meat protag wont have a chance. Lifepod 5 is going to smell like ass
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:35:20 AM No.712763747
>>712756323 (OP)
>total war warhammer
Welcome to the game early Exalted Champion of Slaanesh
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:01:01 AM No.712765585
>>712759102
Would he grape a mutant?
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:03:39 AM No.712765798
NIGGA DID I JUST CATCH YOU HAVING FUN?
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:09:16 AM No.712766225
>>712756323 (OP)
>Halo 3
>โ€Oh I know who you are, Master Chief, but see I-I calls you Master Cheeks.โ€
Think heโ€™d have the balls to try getting Elite booty too?
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:12:31 AM No.712766456
>>712756323 (OP)
>Stellar Blade
Adam better hide. Mann too.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:16:12 AM No.712766746
>>712763747
Slaanesh's zestiest nigga fighting his horniest battles
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:19:43 AM No.712767009
Boondocks is honestly one of the most quotable shows ever made, maybe only being beaten by Seinfeld. I haven't even seen that many episodes, but it's crazy how well it worked.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:21:10 AM No.712767119
Games where you can be 100% African with a 2% margin of error?
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:29:55 AM No.712767786
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md5: 058b3beaad00e1d0ff0ac4788e9355ca๐Ÿ”
>Team Fortress 2
Thatโ€™s just Demoman with his sticky launcher (kek) out with a kritz medic uber about to pop.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:31:53 AM No.712767941
>got no-diffed by TOM of all people
>using a technique he learned in a women's self defense course
90% of fat white guys on this board could defeat the Booty Warrior in a 1v1 lmao
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:45:26 AM No.712768914
>>712756323 (OP)
>Diablo IV
This nigga either dies almost immediately OR he becomes the vessel for a demon of lust and ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE. No booty would be safe. His realm would be full of men being constantly anally raped and anally impaled on spikes.