Through a bizzare glitch in reality, the iconic Booty Warriorโข himself got teleported into the world of the last videogame you played recently. How badly does it end for the inhabitants of said videogame? (keep in mind he's only after man butt)
Unless he can get his hands on a man who hasn't gone through Blood Ministration, then Booty Warrior is gonna get fucked.
>>712756323 (OP)>Left 4 Dead 2 Assuming he doesn't turn into a zombie immediately , Coach is gonna be pretty sore for awhile after trying to find that burger tank in Dark Carnival
>>712756323 (OP)They hated this nigga in prison so much they removed his teeth because they were classified as WEAPONS
>Deltarune
Welp, at least Noelle's not getting raped this time.
>>712757572Actually would anyone be getting raped? He wants man butt but there's only monster butt and one teenage human butt of ambiguous gender.
>>712757827If he sticks it in MY butt, he'll be pulling out a melted nub.
>>712756323 (OP)>Nine SolsMakes a fortune from lawsuit after being called an apeman.
>>712756323 (OP)>SkyrimHe does exactly what I've been doing to the women, but to the men instead. kek
>>712756323 (OP)>Booty Warrior on a UBOATThat is some prime comedy material.
>>712756323 (OP)>STALKERConsidering the zone is 100% male he is probably in heaven. Until he inevitably gets shot because 100% are also armed. Or he just dies of radiation poisoning/gets eaten/splattered by an anomaly
>>712756323 (OP)>Yakuza LADJust another enemy for Ichiban's schizo delusions
>>712756323 (OP)>Lost ArkNot a single Sylvain bussy will remain
>>712756323 (OP)>Silent Hill 2Is it even possible to turn Booty Warrior's mind against him? He doesn't appear to have any complexes or dark secrets to speak of, it's all out in the open for him.
>>712759434Make him the one getting raped.
>>712756323 (OP)>DeltaruneOnly slightly worse than it already does.
>>712757686Asgore, Rudy, Catti's dad, Asriel, Alvin, and Gerson.
There's some zesty asian fuccbois I wouldn't mind being assaulted for having unskippable cutscenes
>>712756323 (OP)The player character model in Session: Skate Sim looks a lot like Justin Bieber except maybe a bit more Puerto Rican looking so it'd be pretty true to life overall
>factorio
>okay i see you choosin the hard way
>Deadrising 2
his ass is gettin' defiled
>>712756323 (OP)>Cyberpunk 2077I guess not really much changes? He probably gets away with a lot more rape than he normally would maybe. IDK how successful he would be without any chrome of his own
>>712756323 (OP)he can serve as my knight in exchange for raping greeks during the campaigns
>>712760140They're monsters, not men.
>>712756323 (OP)>SubnauticaYeah the silent mystery meat protag wont have a chance. Lifepod 5 is going to smell like ass
>>712756323 (OP)>total war warhammerWelcome to the game early Exalted Champion of Slaanesh
NIGGA DID I JUST CATCH YOU HAVING FUN?
>>712756323 (OP)>Halo 3>โOh I know who you are, Master Chief, but see I-I calls you Master Cheeks.โThink heโd have the balls to try getting Elite booty too?
>>712756323 (OP)>Stellar BladeAdam better hide. Mann too.
>>712763747Slaanesh's zestiest nigga fighting his horniest battles
Boondocks is honestly one of the most quotable shows ever made, maybe only being beaten by Seinfeld. I haven't even seen that many episodes, but it's crazy how well it worked.
Games where you can be 100% African with a 2% margin of error?
>Team Fortress 2
Thatโs just Demoman with his sticky launcher (kek) out with a kritz medic uber about to pop.
>got no-diffed by TOM of all people
>using a technique he learned in a women's self defense course
90% of fat white guys on this board could defeat the Booty Warrior in a 1v1 lmao
>>712756323 (OP)>Diablo IVThis nigga either dies almost immediately OR he becomes the vessel for a demon of lust and ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE. No booty would be safe. His realm would be full of men being constantly anally raped and anally impaled on spikes.