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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:19:16 PM No.712758065
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Has he gotten laid or are we going to play as a 49 y/o virgin?
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:21:52 PM No.712758293
>>712758065 (OP)
>Has he gotten laid
Yes
https://youtu.be/-v2yMP2z9LQ?si=zTY0bjZg2I3CFEdQ&t=79
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:24:15 PM No.712758504
>>712758065 (OP)
no way fag
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:24:28 PM No.712758528
>>712758065 (OP)
no way fag
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:27:18 PM No.712758762
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>>712758504
>>712758528
I have a solution for that virginity Leon, Just follow the yellow paint
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:30:30 PM No.712759025
>>712758762
based
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:32:20 PM No.712759161
>>712758762
Sheโ€™s old now too bro
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:35:14 PM No.712759396
>>712758065 (OP)
My headcanon is that Leon was a total weeb that cranked it to imported vhs bootlegs, and didn't have his glow up until after highschool. Joining a highly masculine profession like the RCPD was him overcompensating to get girls. Thisnis the perfect explanation for his terminal yellow fever.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:38:16 PM No.712759635
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>>712758065 (OP)
keep him virgin, so i can continue self inserting accurately
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:39:02 PM No.712759690
>>712758065 (OP)
The original version of the RE2 story was that he was hungover from breaking up with his girlfriend before moving to Raccoon City and so missed the outbreak. So he has had a girlfriend before and it's also why he's so susceptible to Ada's charms, being on the rebound.
Damnation puts forward the idea that he and Ada have had off-screen dates. Depending on how long Capcom wants to commit to "RE1/2/3 happen in 1998" they'll probably use that to soft-launch him having a child off-screen that could be an adult in the 2020s/2030s. And certainly he's no shortage of admirers across all the games.

So of the major protags of the RE cast he's probably the one that's likely had sex.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:40:04 PM No.712759765
>>712759161
Leon and Clare hasn't shown up since Death Island, so as long as they have a kid between that movie and RE9 or 10, we should be good.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:40:14 PM No.712759781
>>712759635
this is mario now, you feel old yet?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:43:05 PM No.712760001
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>>712759690
>he and Ada have had off-screen dates.
>him having a child off-screen
Imagine if Leon and Ada get killed off and Clare has to raise their kid that. Hell that's basically whats happening to Chris with Rose so it would be fitting.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:46:42 PM No.712760250
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>>712759690
>he and Ada have had off-screen dates.
>him having a child off-screen
Imagine if Leon and Ada get killed off and Clare has to raise their kid like the cuckqueen she is. Hell that's basically whats happening to Chris with Rose so it would be fitting for her fate too.
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:47:56 PM No.712760335
Manuela2
Manuela2
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>God, I wonder if he's open to girls with Veronica virus aids...
>He won't mind the fact all my organs are stolen from random girls right?
>Will my womb transplants over the years mean our children won't be half me?
>I love him so much...
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:49:13 PM No.712760429
>>712758065 (OP)
I'm glad there was a red circle in the image, I almost didn't know what to look at
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Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:53:52 PM No.712760774
>>712760429
As a veteran youtube-enjoyer, I can't find what I'm supposed to be looking at without someone's fat greasy face reacting to it, and a big fat red arrow telling me what it is pointing at it.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 11:56:18 PM No.712760947
>>712760250
>Pic
No way in hell will Ada make a good housewife.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:00:09 AM No.712761243
Fanfiction Writer Chris Redfield
Fanfiction Writer Chris Redfield
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>>712760947
Shut up Chris, Besides We all know that Clare doesn't know how to cook and lives exclusively on takeout.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:00:52 AM No.712761290
>>712758065 (OP)
>49 y/o virgin
Literally me in ten years.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:01:52 AM No.712761372
>>712758762
>I don't get it, how do I interact with it
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:02:59 AM No.712761461
>>712761372
Sometimes theirs a prompt
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:07:16 AM No.712761796
>>712761290
Cast us a spell, wizard
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:36:39 AM No.712763848
>>712758293
>moar sex plz?
>no way fag
He's still spiritually a virgin
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:39:08 AM No.712764026
>>712759690
>So of the major protags of the RE cast he's probably the one that's likely had sex.
Ethan has a wife and kid, he must have had sex.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:40:22 AM No.712764114
>>712761372
In
Out
repeat as necessary
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:40:40 AM No.712764141
>>712764026
>major

Nobody cares about Ethan and Rose is just another "next generation of RE MCs" characters that didn't stick.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:47:38 AM No.712764593
>>712764141
>Nobody cares about Ethan
He was the lead of the last two mainline games. You can't just dismiss him out of hand.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:09:50 AM No.712766264
YOU - Bruce deadaim
YOU - Bruce deadaim
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>>712758065 (OP)
we should play as the cooler Leon, that actually gets asian pussy
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:44:18 AM No.712768829
>>712766264
ick
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:45:03 AM No.712768878
L E O N
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:46:35 AM No.712768990
No, because having sex with an Asian woman as a white male is so easy that it doesn't actually count as losing your virginity.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:59:10 AM No.712769903
>>712758065 (OP)
Why would you have sex in the middle of a resident evil game when a zombie could bite you on the ass? Why do you think a chad like leon, who is also an alcoholic, has not had dozenโ€™s of one night stands he never thinks about because his whole life is one big ptsd nightmare?
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:10:03 AM No.712770714
Leon wishes he was as cool
Leon wishes he was as cool
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>>712768990
>>712768829
Leon-cels...
>>712769903
in dead aim theh sex happens after you beat the game. plus it's the same company that has female zombies trying to bite you in the dick in Dead Rising

extra points to Dead Aim devs for having you shoot an Okama/Trans woman to death
modern Crapcom would never
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:18:28 AM No.712771324
it's ma'am
it's ma'am
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>>712770714
Okama in question, bleeding axewound and all, lol
modern Capcom would never (just watch their NA Twitch streams for news)
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:23:21 AM No.712771667
bruce
bruce
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>>712766264
>>712770714
Leonbros...

It's over.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:34:28 AM No.712772454
>>712761372
It's quickie time event bro, just follow the onscreen buttons
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:37:09 AM No.712772641
>>712758065 (OP)
He can have sex with Claire at any time
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:41:59 AM No.712772947
>>712771667
Fongling's Tyrant-tier arms, ugh...
>>712772641
doubt he is into white chicks, considering he slept with Hunnigan at the end of 4 and keeps chasing after Ada