Thread 712771304 - /v/ [Archived: 1040 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:18:16 AM No.712771304
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If this game didn't have a nintentoddler logo on it it would be a 5/10 at best
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:21:08 AM No.712771505
>>712771304 (OP)
Name the last open world PC /v valve fanboy certified/ exclusive. Take your time. And it isn't Crysis 1.Not Crysis 2 or 3 either btw.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:22:38 AM No.712771623
trvke

the dungeons suck and the world is meh at best. Very vanilla zelda. Majoras mask was better.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:24:36 AM No.712771751
>>712771505
>exclusives

No one cares about this except nintentoddlers that pay $80 for a logo. I have over 20,000 games.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:25:33 AM No.712771825
>>712771623
>the dungeons
There are no dungeons in BOTW lmao, actually play the game, you can emulate the Wii U version even on a Pajeet PC.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:26:38 AM No.712771903
>>712771304 (OP)
and yet you're still talking about it 8 years later
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:30:21 AM No.712772173
astral ultimate uber autismal kamehameha beam of ultra concentrated pure autism powers
>>712771304 (OP)
Real zelda fan since 1989 here, correct. But The Brefdawoild trannies will never let you have a dissenting opinion. They're literally far too entrenched in their autism and believing anyone who criticizes and hates Breath of the shit is a Snoy or some boogyman. Their arguments have been all defeated, and when you say this, this is when you jump through their hoops and name your arguments and actually write them out. They then dismiss them and wont actually debate the points given and revert back to personal attacks because they know you're right.

They're purely INCAPABLE of actually refuting points against the actual quality of this dumpster fire trash heap that has ruined the franchise. It's that or its actual Nintendo paid shills. Because only autismal people on the actual spectrum or people paid to be stupid are that ignorant to anything but their comfort zone.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:40:03 AM No.712772821
>>712771304 (OP)
I think it would be even more beloved if it was in the indie space with some other brand logo, Breath of the Wild: Big Journey
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:41:36 AM No.712772921
>>712771825
There are 4 dungeons, fuck boi. Just because their name does not end with "temple" does not mean they arent the same thing.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:51:02 AM No.712773580
Not really, most people nowadays love open world slop so you don't really need the Zelda logo to carry it
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:52:11 AM No.712773649
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>>712771304 (OP)
>Nothing in the game felt kino like this did
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 2:54:28 AM No.712773807
>>712772921
The point is that the dungeons are barren, samey and short in BotW while in old Zeldas they were the biggest setpieces in the game and there were often more than 4 of them in total. TotK is a lot better in this regard but they still feel like minature "proper dungeons" to me, where everything is frontloaded and nothing feels like you have to really memorize the rooms and go deeper and deeper. They all end before they really get started compared to pre-BotW Zeldas.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:16:34 AM No.712775252
>>712771304 (OP)
Kinda. The physics and mechanics are excellent but it leaves me wondering where the video game that actually utilizes them is. It genuinely feels like a huge tech demo.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:30:39 AM No.712776191
>>712773649
The DLC fight with the monk was that kino
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:32:43 AM No.712776332
>>712771304 (OP)
That's why so many games blatantly copied varying designs and gameplay elements, right?
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:35:42 AM No.712776531
You faggots don't honestly like Skywward Sword more than BotW/TotK, right? No one is that contrarian.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:39:53 AM No.712776804
>>712776531
I do. I also like it more than Wind Waker. The Lanayru region was uniformly excellent and I appreciate how the UI made virtually all actions real-time instead of pausing and running through menus. Game has its problems for sure and Imprisoned III in particular was straight ass cancer, but the high points are high.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:39:54 AM No.712776806
>>712773649
>using the hammer
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:42:02 AM No.712776950
>>712776806
I assume he doesn't want to babby mode it.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:44:26 AM No.712777121
>>712776531
Personally I think 3D Zelda as a whole is trash compared to 2D, and even then not all of the 2D Zelda's are good.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:45:40 AM No.712777195
>>712772921
>There are 4 dungeon
Where? Show me on the map you disengenious faggot you.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:46:57 AM No.712777282
>>712771304 (OP)
Yeah. I watched a youtube "inspirational" video comparing this game to how life should be lived with unironic allusions to
>i rolled the boulder into the bokoblins like you should do different things irl bro. life is the true open world game! *comments full of cheering and calling the video genius*
actual troglodyte NPC slop and the world is becoming swarmed with them
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:47:49 AM No.712777326
>>712777282
link it
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:49:34 AM No.712777453
>>712771304 (OP)
You don't really believe that.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:50:35 AM No.712777532
>>712771304 (OP)
We already have a cheap copy (Genshin Impact) and it's also a highly praised game.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 3:51:23 AM No.712777581
>>712777326
Why would I save that shit. I wish I could wipe it from my mind let alone my youtube feed.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 4:06:47 AM No.712778584
>>712771304 (OP)
>there are "people" who sat there and completed every one of those boring ass shrines in this game
This game killed the franchise.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 4:08:13 AM No.712778694
>>712771304 (OP)
Why do you care?
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 4:11:29 AM No.712778928
>>712778584
um actually sweety i need my heart meter maxxed so i can survive getting hit by bokoblin clubs 25 times and survive
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 4:14:23 AM No.712779117
>>712771903
Yes, because shitty games hold back gaming as a whole. When you get ton of idiots buying shitty product, the game studios keep pumping out shitty products. That's why only way to get things to change is to shout to these idiots until they eventually realize what they're doing is wrong. This is quite literally "ubisoft zelda", and nintendo is so arrogant that it has the audacity to say on interviews that "they're not like Ubisoft", when they just copy shit ubisoft does
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 4:41:40 AM No.712780932
>>712771304 (OP)
I just beat it for the first time yesterday.

Absolutely underwhelmed. Ending sucked, characters suck, the idea that "Master Mode" is end game content and I have to go find all the stupid Korok seeds again just to be able to carry these stupid disposable weapons suck.

The fact that my game is just "Oh you beat it, deleted - good game! You can start from your save before you beat it tho" sucks.

If I wasn't a pirate I'd be pissed I paid for this game lol.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 4:46:59 AM No.712781265
>>712780932
Yea the story unironically hits its emotional peak when the King reveals the plot to you on the tutorial island 2 hours in and never recovers
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 4:47:36 AM No.712781302
>>712771304 (OP)
It's better than Skyrim.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 4:50:18 AM No.712781439
im disappointed botw and totk are both still full price (and maybe a little higher priced than the originals) on switch 2 after all these fucking years. i love nintendo games but i absolutely hate the financial business part of the company
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 4:52:06 AM No.712781547
>>712781302
Is it really though? The weapon break mechanism is fucking retarded
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 4:52:09 AM No.712781550
>>712781439
Agreed, not buying a Switch2 until it's been hacked.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 4:53:31 AM No.712781637
>>712781265
kek truuuuuuuuueeeeee
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 4:54:14 AM No.712781675
>>712781439
Don't forget they want you to pay extra for games you ALREADY OWN to run better. Like how the FUCK is that even allowed
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 4:54:57 AM No.712781715
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>>712771304 (OP)
Actually, it's a 9/10 regardless of anything else.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 4:55:01 AM No.712781724
>>712781550
You can play the switch 1 games you buy on sale. Some of the sales are good, you get dynasty warrior type games like one piece 3 and 4. Plus it's a gaming library you can take with you anywhere, there's nothing I do with my PC if I can't haul it to friend's place or somewhere, and just easily hook to TV.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 4:57:45 AM No.712781885
>>712776332
BotW didn't invent ubi towers and glider.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 4:58:27 AM No.712781919
Nah, it's pretty good, and TotK convinced me it was by accident, they really didn't know where to go next.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 4:59:24 AM No.712781965
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>>712781724
I have a modded switch 1, I'm the anon that beat BOTW yesterday. My plan was to play TOTK next, but the ending of BOTW kind of took the wind out of my sails.

I got picrel from an anon on /v/ a few days ago will pick a non-zelda off that I guess.

>>712776332
What was copied exactly?
The main aspects of the game are gliding, disposable weapons, long walks at sunset, and grinding for gear upgrades. I've seen all these in games before BOTW
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:00:38 AM No.712782053
>>712781919
TotK is a mod sold as a full priced game. I want to think they did it to stall after covid fucked them but knowing how shit Nintendo are nowadays I wouldn't be surprised if they intended to release that crap regardless of covid.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:04:09 AM No.712782261
>>712771304 (OP)
If they didnt hamfist the zelda universe in it could have been a lot better
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:10:03 AM No.712782597
>>712782053
oof, that bad? So am I right to skip it?

Any comfy RPG for switch that's going to get me the kino of OoT or MM back from my childhood?

>>712782261
Half way agree, parts of the open world were good, it's not that they hamfisted Zelda Universe they just poorly placed it.

It could have fit if they were more thoughtful about it.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:10:04 AM No.712782601
Should I skip this and just play TOTK or what?
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:14:09 AM No.712782820
>>712782601
If you don't want to skip it. Speed run it, don't waste time farming for armour upgrades and korok seeds.

Just free the beasts and send it at the castle.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:14:59 AM No.712782868
>>712771304 (OP)
make up your own game games and checklist simulators are so fucking awful when you donโ€™t have a debilitating mental illness
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:15:03 AM No.712782870
>>712771304 (OP)
Its been almost a decade. Let it go.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:15:47 AM No.712782912
>>712771505
when your platform is the definitive edition of every multiplat ever made, you don't need exclusives.
also when you can play 100x more games than every other platform, you don't need exclusives.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:16:03 AM No.712782924
>>712782601
Play both. What are you in a rush for?
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:16:05 AM No.712782927
This game is so shit MGS PW is million times better games than this pice of garbage
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:17:20 AM No.712783007
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>>712782870
(Not OP) But I beat it yesterday, the wound is fresh.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:19:32 AM No.712783136
How is this board still mindbroken over BOTW?
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:23:04 AM No.712783354
>>712783136
Probably fresh rage by the fact that it's selling full price 8 years later on a "new" console.