Thread 712789409

literally who?

>>712789489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUfUhL34d6g

Yet not Joosten. Her cope about it simply being a mix up and not getting back to her agent in time is likely a lie to save her ego. Kojima doesn't want her in the game and there may be drama related to this.

>>712789872
kojumbus has a strict pump and dump policy

why

All I care about is Conan

Kojimbo really is just putting out the most literal whos in this game, trying to get anyone to play this walking sim. Trantubers? Check? Literal trannies (plural)? Check. This zesty looking "people"? Check.

>>712789528
ehhh this is the kinda B-tier movie slop that I like but their faces alone don't have any interesting features, good por bad
Cameos of this type suck

>>712790000
Kojima likes fame and famous people.

they need to unprivate their old video where ronald shoots heroin then jumps off the roof and puts his leg through a car windshield

After seeing how Kojima splurges all the game budget on celebrities it's become clear that Konami did the right thing axing him after what he did in MGSV

>>712790000
they're australian and the game is set in australia, that's literally the only reason

>>712790000
>biggest horror directors in the world
>Why

>>712789409 (OP)
>Kojima has put the RackaRacka boys in Death Stranding 2
YooooooOOOO !LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO

>>712790402
>i will regurgitate misinformation like it's fact despite the truth everyone has already accepted
why are you like this? konami and kojima fell out because he takes too long to make games it had nothing to do with how much he spent that's why mgsv was unfinished. they have budgets for spending, it's not "here's 100m go do what you like" it's "okay we have 10m for actors because the rest needs to go to all these other people that get paid"

>>712789409 (OP)
yeah, because they made movies. talk to me was actually pretty good, haven't seen bring her back yet.
>>712789872
she was likely blacklisted, but no one knows why.

>>712790730
>there's no correlation with budget and development time
you are fucking retarded
taking way too long to make the game because you want to add a bunch of useless shit is exactly splurging

>>712790813
>she was likely blacklisted, but no one knows why.

Yes, I think her and Kojima were having an affair, it led to Kojima's divorce, and he took it out by blacklisting her.

>>712790727
Are you a real person?

>>712790730
>get a budget
>waste it on retarded shit instead of finishing the game
>meet the deadline
>company has to choose between spending more millions to employ workers for months or shutting down the project to avoid more sunken costs

I can't bring myself to hate kojima but i hate how death stranding gets away with being what it was, a hollywood wank fest. It might be the biggest it's okay when they do it for a game ever.

>>712789872
Used goods

>>712789409 (OP)
>from youtubers to kinographers
kojima could never...

>>712789409 (OP)
unironically who?

he did this in the first game too. more people he puts in the game means more places for me to find and deliver to means more ways for me to have fun

>>712789528
They unironically could have sold her bathwater for 15k

>>712790829
>>712791068
>konamifags actually believe this

>>712789409 (OP)
DS3 will be just pure collab clownfest
>very deepu and metu
-Jumbo

>>712789872
He doesn't want her because he already filled all of her holes with his nippon seed folded over 10000 times.

>>712789409 (OP)
>>712790402
I have a feeling that his studio operates at a loss, how long does it have? Doubt he can coast on his name alone, yeah it'll sell but I doubt it'll sell enough to break even

.

>>712791719
He's only one more game from retirement anyway, Sony clearly don't give a shit they spend money on fucking anything without doing any due diligence. Look at the Bungee acquisition

I'm tired of this celebrity slop

Wo?

kojima is a prime example of why artists need to stay starving.
Too much success and they start doing retarded shit like this

>>712789409 (OP)
I liked DS1 but goodness, what a moron when he puts low-class celebrities but even if they were A-list actors, it's exasperating how much he wants to believe he's 'in' the scene

>>712792457
It's a Kojima game.
Would you prefer we talk about black & white movies?

>>712790128
It worked for CotW!

>>712789489
Fpbp

>>712790730
Kojima is directly responsible for Hudson Soft shutting down. Think about that next time you defend this hack.

>>712789489
the guys that made the gif of the guy that dabs and nooses himself off a barrel

RACKARACKA AND HEDEAKI KOJIMA LINKED UH!???

KEEP IT!!

youtube made anything involving violence and gore impossible to make a profit on which is why they stopped uploading so much.
glad they've found success in movies though which I didn't even know about.

influencer cameos is quickly becoming the cancer killing vidyagaems. 100% of the time it comes of as jarring and forced and the devs tripping over themselves to suck off some literally who.

>>712791509
iShowSpeed & Lil Tay DS3 HYPE!

>>712789409 (OP)
>WE BOW TO KOJIMA!

God i hate fans

>>712789409 (OP)
you people need to kill yourselves and stop pretending to be over 18 if you know what this is

>>712790402
Thats the difference between an auteur and a virgin like you

>>712796381
unc doesn't know that only people over 18 know what that is

>>712789489
This

>>712790646
>In the world
Who?

>>712789970
no sane straight man would pump and dump lea

>>712794375
The Kojima games that people actually like: MG1/2, MGS1-3, PW have no celebrity slop that I'm aware of

>>712789409 (OP)
>alex pardee commented
holy shit i had no idea that alex pardee was still alive even lol

>>712790402
All of the greatest artists in history have always had someone to reign in their insanity. The second that person leaves is the second their insanity takes control and they shit the bed.

>>712797134
That's the thing though, he's not a great artist. He produced schlocky B movie inspired espionage games and ended up somehow convincing himself he's actually the greatest auteur in the history of the genre

Average dialogue in this game/movie:
>Sam, it's FIGHTLIKEHELLDUDE, the ATs are attacking the base. You need to use the KKP to defend us
>Why me?
>Because the AI of BS is using you to expand the Shartium network along the coast of UCBA
>UCBA? You mean United Cucks of Black America?
>Yes, contact FARTMAN for more information

>>712797240
I know - though I think the point still stands. In his own studio, he has no one who will speak up. Now he's doing insane shit and hoping his name takes him alone. Though given the state of the modern gaming market, I'm not sure I can even blame him. It really just might work.

>>712789528
I still don't know who they>>712789528 are