Thread 712802042 - /v/ [Archived: 1099 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:50:44 AM No.712802042
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What compels a man to speedrun? And I don't mean just playing quickly but the whole shebang of practicing 10 hours a day.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:56:13 AM No.712802329
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Normalfags don't get it because they have no concept of a hobby that doesn't get them mass societal approval lol
Pop another pill Stacy
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:57:14 AM No.712802386
>>712802329
Speedrunners literally won't do shit without livestreaming or public leaderboards, wtf are you talking about?
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:00:28 PM No.712802543
>>712802042 (OP)
autism
lack of interaction with the opposite sex
lack of proper bullying in early life situations
usually raised by single mothers
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:00:39 PM No.712802557
>>712802042 (OP)
To garner enough internet fame that would allow them to coerce children into sending them nudes and/or take hormone pill
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:00:44 PM No.712802563
>>712802042 (OP)
lack of higher purpose in life, the same thing that compels you to post here or play videogames
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:02:10 PM No.712802631
>>712802386
this lol
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:02:13 PM No.712802635
>>712802386
That's not MASS societal approval, that's their own internal community and it only became semi-popular when chicks realized they could grift in it like all nerd things
It never was big in the past and even now nobody actually respects like dedication, just the publicity
Proof of normalfag thinking
>>712802543
>YOU HAS DISORDER ME THAT SCARES!
>HAVE SEX LMAO (feminized thinking = my vagina is god)
>It's actually good that I bullied those people I-I'm not going against my own moral code b-because they deserves it so they don't count!
>Adherence to societal expectations, if you don't that means you were already broken to begin with
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:03:16 PM No.712802679
>>712802386
NTA, I donโ€™t stream but still do speedruns. My runs might not be optimal, but at least Iโ€™ve cut almost 50% off my internet cafe bills by beating the game faster
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:03:40 PM No.712802701
>>712802042 (OP)
Men like to compete. A Woman like you wont get it
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:04:42 PM No.712802761
>>712802386
Wrong, most runners dont stream.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:07:33 PM No.712802909
>>712802042 (OP)
small penis energy mixed in with being a premature ejaculator
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:08:06 PM No.712802931
>>712802635
You're not beating the allegations with this post buddy.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:10:54 PM No.712803082
>>712802042 (OP)
growth is stimulating. Not that you would know, you're the kind of nigger who dropped street fighter after 10 minutes because "doing a hadoken is impossible"
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:10:56 PM No.712803085
Heeere normie! Come get your favorite nummies!
Heeere normie! Come get your favorite nummies!
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>>712802909
>>712802931
How come females always talk the same?
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:11:49 PM No.712803129
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>>712802042 (OP)
It's the same reason people cared about high scores back with arcade games. That was the metric the games gave players to show how good they were at the game. Once home consoles got more popular than arcades, high scores started falling out of favor. So they had to find new ways to compel players to keep replaying games. Zelda had a death counter, so naturally a player would be compelled to attempt no-death runs. Games like Metroid and Castlevania 2 used speed running for different endings as their new incentive. This practice is even more prevalent with modern games all having their built in achievements explicitly telling players what the developers think they should focus on when playing.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:16:01 PM No.712803350
comfy guy in patrick
comfy guy in patrick
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kek why do women always cry so hard when a guy they already deem socially undesirable doesn't give them attention and instead busies himself with only bettering himself in a skillset he values and cares about the approval of only his community?
is this what happens to you when you only exist to be seen by others? when you can't foster a hobby for yourself? you resort to living in the eyes of the world and you start going through withdrawl when you don't get it? it's like they're NPCs who get unloaded when the player character leaves the room so they gotta constantly be getting their attention even if they're coded to hate it
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:17:16 PM No.712803401
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>The thread that proves modern /v/ is flooded with normalfag tourists
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:17:48 PM No.712803428
>>712802329
nah, speedrunners are attentionwhores just like normies, otherwise they wouldn't have the need for shit like leaderboards or streaming.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:19:48 PM No.712803525
>>712803428
>If you want to prove your accomplishments you're just as bad as a human being who literally can't go through a whole day without being complimented of given approval and validation
Speedrunners spent days, weeks and sometimes months alone perfecting their strat and then showing off what they have, because y'know it's a competition
Normies have a mental episode and need to go to the doctor and get a new prescription of Xanax if one person doesn't answer their texts right away
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:20:16 PM No.712803551
>>712803129
>It's the same reason people cared about high scores back with arcade games
Scoring is an intended part of game design, while speedrunning is more like a meme run, lol
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:28:08 PM No.712803903
>>712802042 (OP)
they're making money from that shit, they're not gonna stop
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:33:39 PM No.712804178
>>712802042 (OP)
I see no issues with practicing to get better at your hobby, some people like to challenge themselves with difficult tasks on purpose.
That said, personally I don't care much about how fast the game was cleared, but I do like reading up about the tricks used and all the technical explanations. Glitches that make fun shit happen are epecially entertaining.

>>712803401
One of the many you mean.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:50:57 PM No.712805008
>>712802042 (OP)
Speedrunning is one of the gayest hobbies ever. Seriously.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:51:32 PM No.712805040
>>712802042 (OP)
>watch a video on the speedruns of point and click adventure games
>after years of playing, they just switch to some french version of the game on a different console because it plays the game like 5% faster

shit like this feels hyper autistic to me. like if everyone speedrunning ocarina of time just switched to the NSO version because it was bugged and ran slightly faster or something
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:52:55 PM No.712805107
>>712802635
Spoed running is gay and lame.

Games are not a race to be won.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:52:57 PM No.712805109
>>712805040
People did run the Chinese version off OOT because it had less text.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:53:18 PM No.712805120
>>712802042 (OP)
>why run when you can walk
>t.op
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:54:57 PM No.712805216
>>712805107
Gaming has always been competitive. Find a new hobby
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:55:26 PM No.712805246
>>712802329
He's right though. Glitch abuse is retarded
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:55:33 PM No.712805251
>>712802042 (OP)
Speedrunning is genuinely one of the most faggot hobbies one could adopt lol โ€œmuh heckin practicing to get better at my heckin hobby!โ€ What a faggot form of thinking Jesus christ
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:56:58 PM No.712805309
>>712802635
good post, redditors seething
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:57:17 PM No.712805330
>>712805107
videogames have had clear times since the 80's
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:57:24 PM No.712805337
>>712803350
cause women can't enjoy time alone. they are confused and infuriated when presented with someone who can.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:57:32 PM No.712805347
>>712805309
Trannies adore speed runs lmao I wonder why
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:58:21 PM No.712805381
>>712802042 (OP)
I used to have fun watching games I like on GDQ but watching a guy repeatedly fuck up an extremely simple jump in super mario sunshine, a game I beat when I was a small child, because he had just memorized a series of arbitrary inputs someone else had mapped out for him and clearly didn't just play the game so much he started wanting to play it fast completely woke me up to the reality of what "speedrunning" actually is in current year along with shit like people who speedrun adventure games with random elements which is literally just clicking parts of the screen in order and hoping you get lucky for the best time while skipping all the text in a text based game

for every 1 guy that just likes a game and is a sicko at it there's 10 truly unwell people doing it because they're too self invested in the idea of being Nerdy to do recreational sports or knitting or something
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 12:59:16 PM No.712805453
>>712805347
every community has trannies and fags, there's nothing outstanding about them in speed running
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:00:30 PM No.712805508
>>712805381
>clearly didn't just play the game
Speedrunners play the game way more than you.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:01:15 PM No.712805553
>>712805381
fags who go for the speedrun first instead of actually playing the game and seeing if they enjoy it enough to speedrun it are bottom of the barrel
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:02:16 PM No.712805604
>>712805508
100% guys, maybe - but there are people who genuinely any% run games they've never played outside of a speedrun, they even have a jargon for this by clarifying between a "good speed game" vs just "a good game"
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:04:45 PM No.712805720
>>712805604
You're delusional if you think a significant amount of people pick up a game for the sole purpose of speedrunning it.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:05:08 PM No.712805738
>>712805381
>people who speedrun adventure games with random elements which is literally just clicking parts of the screen in order and hoping you get lucky for the best time while skipping all the text in a text based game
Aw yeah, I'm thinking kino: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmaP8R0D9sQ
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:05:13 PM No.712805741
>>712802635
normies REAL quiet after this one
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:05:39 PM No.712805756
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>>712802042 (OP)
Ok fags, time to confess:
Have you ever speedran any game just for the fun of it? No tranny clout, no world records, just curiousity of "how fast can i go through it"?
Fallout 1 for me after i realized you can blow up Master and Mariposa and skip the water chip entirely.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:05:56 PM No.712805768
>>712802042 (OP)
Indie-faggots.
Some people had a hobby of bugsploiting through the game as quickly as possible. Then some faggot has decided to get "wider audience" through adding time attack mode not as optional highscore-only separate mode, but as a part of the main game, hiding some content behind it. Then more and more indie-faggots had decided, that their games NEED to cater to speedrunners. Thus speedrunnerfaggotry had grown from a hobby of a small dedicated group of autists into widely applied cancerous mechanics being put everywhere, even in exploration games like castleroids.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:07:56 PM No.712805878
>too nervous and intimidated to play Alien:Isolation
>Watch a speedrun of it, feel more relaxed and have fun playing it.
>too nervous and intimidated to play Noita
>Watch a speedrun of it, feel more relaxed and have fun playing it.
>too nervous and intimidated to play White Knuckle
>Watch a speedrun of it, feel more relaxed and have fun playing it.

I cant help it, I am a huge coward, but I get kicks out of scary games.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:09:46 PM No.712805968
>>712805878
>Noita
>scary
Anyway, Noita is about exploring, figuring out stuff and finding new unexpected things. By spoilering it you had fucked it up to yourself hard
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:10:34 PM No.712806015
Iโ€™m split on the issue some games the exploits are ugly and overly complicated but some games the speed run makes the game look cooler like halo or jak
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:10:36 PM No.712806019
>>712802042 (OP)
You get extra costumes in Resident Evil.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:12:18 PM No.712806105
>>712806019
Most costume unlocks in RE are for completion achievements not speed achievements. Also playing quickly is not the same as full blown speedrunning.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:12:44 PM No.712806128
>>712805968
I just needed to see what I would face in the later levels to get more courage. And yes Noita is a tense scary game, besides the speedruns never explored to side areas or bosses, or sky so I had plenty to find
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:16:34 PM No.712806329
>>712802042 (OP)
Autism. The same thing that compels the same men to harbor delusions of having an option to become a woman.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:17:53 PM No.712806412
>>712802042 (OP)
back in the day they were done by people who did it for shits and giggles and to see how good they were at the game
nowadays they're mainly done by ecelebs who want adbucks and internet gibs
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:17:57 PM No.712806413
>>712802042 (OP)
Autism. The answer was always autism
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:18:50 PM No.712806459
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The real issue is speedrunning these days is massively disconnected from what it start as. Back then - especially when games were focused on score attacks - speedrunning was entirely about showing off mad skills at a game top get the high score. These days the focus has shifted from knocking that fucker AAA from the leaderboards to getting to an end state (such as game credits) as fast as possible by any means which leans int o an entirely different mindset and playstyle.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:19:45 PM No.712806496
>>712805040
>>712805109
>they just switch to some french version of the game on a different console because it plays the game like 5% faster
this is absolutely retarded. they'd just have a bracket for each game
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:21:28 PM No.712806587
>>712802635
>girls
ahahahahahahahahahah
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:23:33 PM No.712806679
>>712803350
All within the state, nothing outside the state, nothing against the state.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:23:51 PM No.712806697
>>712802042 (OP)
Autism and AGP.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:33:45 PM No.712807232
Speedrunning is a blend of hacking (using vulrabilities to mess with software) without external tools and using game knowledge and skill.
It should not be seen as an extension of gaming, rather it's a thing onto itself that has some hacking and some gaming dna.
If you understand that you can apreciate it for what it is, or you can move on, the latter of which is my choice. I really don't care about speedruning.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 1:35:43 PM No.712807337
>>712802329
It's not 2009 anymore, anon.