>Gets impaled through the chest by a spear
Alright, easy (-5 HP)
>Gets poisoned and insides are melting from acid
Just a scratch bro (-2 HP)
>Skeleton spills wine
AIIIEEEEE NOT THE WINE NOOOO (+70 stress)
>Pig farts
THE SHEER INCOMPREHENSIBLE HORROR (+100 stress)
Dude is on death's door
Dude's will is tested - Sadist!
Dude slits his own wrists
*dies*

Why are all lovecraftian inspired games retarded like this?

>look buddy I know I'm a mercenary and I'm literally paid to do what you say but I am NOT going into that low level dungeon now that I can swing a sword better

>it's a horror so horrible yeah I can't even describe it
sounds like lazy writing to me

>>712805804 (OP)
That's terror.

>>712805804 (OP)
>Dude's will is tested - Sadist!
>Dude slits his own wrists
Damn you're dumb. For real.

How do you respond without turning mad

>>712808820
heh... nothing personnel stressshits

>>712808820

>>712805864
This is fine. It's done for gameplay reasons and gameplay >>> lore.

>tfw the crusader gives an inspiring speech while the jester jams out
I am zen

>>712808820
I hate these fucking niggers
so goddamn fucking much
it's fucking UNREAL

>>712808820
*snorts*

>>712809502
nigger they got like 20 hp they die in 1 turn

>>712808820
no u

>>712809502
For me it's whose witches with like 70% dodge

>>712805864
paid? in what? experience?

>>712809717
This nigga plays on easy mode lmao.

>>712810131
*Whistles*

>>712810195
get good

>>712810340
>easy mode nigga telling anyone to get good
L M A O