Stellar Blade Thread
Eve is a female (biological) empowerment fantasy.
All moids and troids need to stay the fuck out of this thread.

I was actually doing a write up for my thoughts on this game are you cool with me dumping them here instead? Or is this just some bait thread.

>>712824963
Can I stop you?

>>712824732 (OP)
Based Stellarsister

interesting post OP. That is a very kojima looking character i must say. On that note since I'm thinking of Kojima, i just want to share one or two thoughts.

Kojima was on to something with that one character in MGS2 having armpit stubble. he truly is a genius. however i think he made a mistake not expanding on that concept in MGS4. I think that the female soldiers should all have had armpit cutouts where there was an area without fabric to show them off. I also think he should have made a list of 20 or so armpit hair styles and made it so every female soldier spawns with a randomized one. He had access to the technology with PS3s advanced hardware. i also think that he should have made some gear for Snake to use where he could detect the path that those guards had taken that operates on detecting armpit sweat clouds in the air. it would have looked like night vision. the controller would vibrate more frequently the closer you get.

We are on the verge of possibilities in gaming that were mere pipe dreams half a decade ago. people dont know it yet but SOON we are going to have AAA games with individual armpit hair strands being fully modeled and ray traced with real time physics based movement. 8k armpit textures. REAL TIME SWEAT PHYSICS where your character sweats more the more she moves around. DLC packs of 20 different pubic hair styles with higher geometry counts than entire xbox 360 character models.

1/2
Played about 30 hours over the weekend and I wanted to share my thoughts on the game so far as well as get others opinions.
Pros
>Combat
Combat is decently fast paced once you unlock every system. Dash attacks, parries and dodges all feel good to execute it gives that cool factor to the combat. I like the combo system presented and that unlike most hack and slashes mashing is absolutely a terrible idea and the game will punish you for it.
>enemies
They don't look super interesting but each enemy has a unique moveset you have to learn or react to. Enemies are relentless and constantly put pressure on you, especially bosses. The boss encounters are easily the most enjoyable aspect of the combat. Especially when you re-encounter stronger versions of bosses you beat as a side quest. They put endless pressure on you forcing you to abuse any system you can. If you're too defensive you just die you need to be swinging in between their combos and perfect blocking/dodging as the attacks come. I feel like this is a huge step up from a lot of hack n slash or souls games where you take turns fighting.
>Difficulty
For comparison I've maxed difficulties on multiple DMC games Nier, KH and Nioh etc. I feel like the game not having an RPG system means they scale the enemies up to make it more skillbased combatwise there's a few tweaks you can make but for the most part you're on your own with the skill tree pretty much only giving damage and little to no survivability options outside of your healing potion and blocks/dodges. Combat is definitely harder than any fromslop, things like Nier or KH, easier than things like Nioh. If there's a harder difficulty option after beating the game I genuinely can't immagine doing this game hitless atm.
>Exploration
I've been having fun with the world actually it feels nice to traverse and look for secrets/boxes doing the mini games or puzzles isn't challenging but a small break from the action. It reminds me of old platfomers

>>712825984 2/3
Such as ratchet and clank. The world itself is a cool setting I enjoy the post apocalyptic vibe and even if it's been done before it still feels fairly fresh. All the lore tie ins and tidbits spread through dead people you find and extract their memories is a good system.

>Misc
I actually like the dress up options alot. The outfits and accessories being unlocked and crafted gives you something to work towards/for I'll always be a fan of cosmetics rewards and there's a pretty big variety. I like the photo mode I think this feature really lets you showcase the world in your screenshots you can even activate it mid combat or during cutscenes which was a nice touch. Probably the best fishing Minigame I've played since Dark Cloud 2. The story is ok not alot to say on it. Fairly generic with some decently obvious twists but Eve feels well written her curiosity is contagious and I love seeing her interact with the world to learn about humanity. Her interactions with different people is enjoyable along with alot of the more fun side quest resolutions you get to see her thoughts after which is a nice touch as well. All in all I'm really enjoying the game so far.

>Cons
Not too much to say here just a few things

>movement
Eve is clunky for sure. She moves like she actually weighs hundreds of pounds and while it's nice immersion sometimes it's a hindrance. Swimming especially is egregiously bad and takes time to figure out how to control correctly. I hate when I'm sprintiny around the desert at max speed and an enemy sees me so she pulls out her sword and slows to a halt. I feel like combat should be optional and not something that punishes the player considering agro ranges are absolutely fucking massive.

>>712826097
>combat
Alot of enemies like to group especially the ranged niggers they're more annoying than anything shooting me while I'm hitting other enemies as well as being the only enemy I've found who can chain hitstun you against your will usually resulting in a death. Most other enemies feel decently fair so far.

>Misc
80$ price tag feels heavy for all DLC not sure if it's worth it yet the Nikke minigame is somewhat fun and the outfits for all tje collabs are cute. The game was somewhat chugging my 2500$ PC on max settings lowered the world texture a bit and now ot gets 144FPS but I would have liked to play on ultra. PC controls are serviceable but as with most controller games finding enough keybinds for a hack n slash with this many systems is tough.
>Tldr
Combat is fun
Exploration is fun
Eve is cute
9/10

>>712824732 (OP)
Eve is my favorite feminist role model.

>>712826327

Guys, I'm kinda struggling here. Help me out

>>712829007
Follow the period blood

>>712828257
The screeching whores aren't actual gamers, anon.

>>712830105
>actual gamers
GAYmers are pathetic
why would you want be be an actual gaymer?

Weird how pc fags think this game selling well on pc is a good thing. It just shows that there's way more literal incels on pc than anywhere else. I actually give props to ps5 users now. I guess they actually get sex since every one of them didn't just rush out to buy this immediately like the pathetic vermin pc users did
Have any of you ever had sex?
>no gameplay
>tranny champion game of resetera now

>>712830532
Get fucked. Troon.

>>712830532
You can just smell the joycons from this post.

>>712829007
Ngl at some points I was like "This shit is not obvious at all why is there yellow paint on hallways and steps but not paint on this dumbass puzzle" still great game tho scan is enjoyable so is getting lost

>>712830532
Is this bait? There's like no sex material in the game outside of optional costumes. You can fully cover up with looser clothing as well. The combat is super solid. Better than any soulslop and most modern hack n slash games.