oh no...oh no no no...this was NOT supposed to happen...

>>712835204 (OP)
i dont care what other people think

>>712835204 (OP)
FREE CLICKS YUM YUM

Youtubers opinions never matter. Even if they agree with you. Shit thread and anyone that bites is a brainless faggot

>>712835559
Sooooo you agree with him

>>712835204 (OP)
nintendo only cares if other japan men are shaming them.

>>712835204 (OP)
>ONLY 15 minutes
He's doing it wrong, he needs to drag it on for 2 hours.

>the amount of tendies seething
Feels good man

>inb4 SNOY SNOY SNOY

>>712835204 (OP)
>6k subscriber
Buy an ad faggot

qrd?

>>712835204 (OP)
It's not pointless when it enables the other game modes to work like they do. Would it be better to just not let people freeroam? Probably not.

>early adopters cope
Why is it hard to accept the game is flawed

>>712835204 (OP)
CAN WE STOP USING THE WORD SLOP PLEASE? HOW MANY YEARS ARE WE GOING TO BE SEEING THIS WORD OVER AND OVER AND OVER

>twitter screenshot threads
>youtube screenshot threads
>discord screenshot threads
>reddit screenshot threads
All of these need to be permabannable.

>>712841208
slop post

>>712841245

>>712835204 (OP)
O B S E S S E D

Isnt it funny how “slop” became mainstream to describe generic entertainment when the origin is literally a schizo anti-semetic /ck/ meme being “GOYslop”. They removed the goy but it’s no longer limited to food and now just use for anything that you dont like.

I know “slop” existed before this but it was never used to describe entertainment until goyslop became a meme. Are they aware of its origins? Clearly not. I also find it strange how “based” is used by youtubers that dont show any kind of political leaning or indication they’re from 4chan. Based is now just “neat”. Yes I know lil b originated it, but it is literally a term he coined up because of “freebased” aka people kept calling him a crackhead and he tried to turn it into a positive, being the based god. In its original usage, calling someone based is like saying “you smoke crack”.

>slop
:|

>slop (nintendo)
fun! :D

These are the 3 worst fanbases according to an official /v/ poll.

>>712841668
You just don't understand how language works.

What's the point of open world if you are just going to collect coins? Is this a new epic meme? I thought everyone hated Open World.

>>712835204 (OP)
Every single time.

>>712841229
>NOOOO STOP USING THE MOST RELIABLE NEWS OUTLETS FOR DISCUSSION REEEEE
Also you're not fitting in. We all know you secretly use them too despite larping as if you don't. Now begone newfaggot.

>>712837569
Exactly. First he needs to give us the entire history of Mario Kart before making his 2 minute point. If he’s really ambitious the entire history of Nintendo before that.

712842343
>youtuber opinions
>"most reliable news"
I remember when bait used to be subtle.

The open world IS pointless, however, the game is still fun.

>>712841806
spambot

>>712841806
According to me (most important person on earth) the most insufferable fanbase is Nintendo's, actually.

>>712842485
Find a new cope, snoy

>>712835204 (OP)
This is the epitome of the forced open world meme. There is no need for an Open World in fucking Mario Kart.

The open world is laughable, easily the worst element of the game.

There are precisely three activities to do:

>Activity 1: Drive over a question mark panel and get a useless sticker, 150 times.
>Activity 2: Collect a gold coin hidden in increasingly autistic locations you will never find without a guide, and receive a pointless sticker 200 times.
>Activity 3: Press a P switch and do a brief time trial to receive a pointless sticker, 400 times.

None of these can be properly tracked, and beyond these the world is empty and not remotely fulfilling to explore.

>>712842710
For sure. I think a miniature open world could work as a novel hub zone. Like a Lego Island sized area where there’s a little content, but mostly just window dressing for the main menu.

>>712836463
No, they agree with me and my superior opinion which I formulated the instant the "driving between tracks" was shown.
An "open world" vehicle driving environment is fucking pointless unless it's packed full of fun shit to navigate around, ramp off of, cause chaos and do tricks.
This does not work in a dedicated racing game with extremely limited physics like Mario Kart, even if the open areas had stuff in them, because all there is to the game is racing on the dedicated tracks for first place and top times.
It works in games like Burnout and GTA because of advanced physics and there being both fun and reward incentives to fucking around in the sandbox portion of the game.

>>712835204 (OP)
>x is pure slop
I am begging for everyone under the age of 22 to open a dictionary or thesaurus for once in their fleeting fucking lives to learn more than 10 words to describe everything

>>712842971
Didn't Diddy Kong racing have that?

>>712842343
>youtubers
>reliable news outlets
lol
LMAO even

>>712843219
ESL do not redeem slop brown kek lmao seethe cope chad janny mutt

>>712843219
"Slop" is genuinely descriptive for a phenomenon that only emerged after the internet age. Language evolves, this new meaning for "slop" is a part of it.
I do agree that the "slop" in the OP's video is incessant, though.

>>712843034
It clearly doesn't work on GTA either, I fucking love GTAO but only because I have several vehicles to traverse the map and I am an optimization freak, I try to come up with the least time consuming route just to see numbers go up, which makes me wonder why would anyone play a game where driving a kart is the main appeal, even Sonic had bosses sprinkled all around the map.