Thread 712870934

Crust?

>>712870934 (OP)
Gr*gg was the one who didn't eat the crusts right? What a despicable creature

>>712870934 (OP)
why did they put the crust back on the pan

>>712871007
It's a shitty little town in PA the crust must have been total ass

Crust bust

bust the crust

>>712871007
>What a despicable creature

This scene only exists to confirm to the player that Mae is a bad person

>>712871007
But he sure didn't have an issue busting Angus' s crust, or having his own crust busted by him.

>oh babe, come here right now
>take that rock hard cock out, daddy needs a dick
>yes! yes! bust my crust! shove that fat circumcized cock right up my shithole!!!
>oh babe can't you feel last night's spaghetti dinner churning around your cock? Wait... that might be my anal worms...
>thrust it deep inside me babe! I need your cum! I need you to blast your hot man batter inside by crusty bussy! get me pregnant honey! knock me up so fucking hard with a little shit child! i want to birth your poo-poo son! then we can take turns molesting him before selling him as a little cock slave to the next gay faggot that wanders into our little homo utopia!!!
>oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah shoot that AIDS infested semen into my torn colon I need that poz load up my ass right fucking now
>yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes!!!!!
>oh can you smell that? that poopy smell mixed with semen and old man sweat? it's the most powerful aphrodisiac known to gay male kind... I won't forget this moment ever...
>now give me that meat stick covered in corn and shit.... daddy needs a poopsicle because it's so hot....
Amazing scene. Deserved all the awards it won.

>>712871007
But he sure didn't have an issue busting Angus' crust, or having his own crust busted by him.

>>712871683
>puts the crust back
Why?

>>712871742
didn't want it
what, does that ruin the rest of the pizza for you, wierdo?

>>712871742
because crusts suck
i put them back too

>>712871683
>grabbing the piece furthest from you
based

>>712871742
so that I can take it and dip it in marinara

No crust

>>712871872
trying to grab* the piece furthest from you

>>712871171
Anon I live in a shitty little town in America and I've eaten Italian pizza in Italy and I still eat gas station pizza crusts because there's no such thing as bad crust god DAMN IT GREGG

>>712870934 (OP)
Only children don't eat the crust.

>>712872257
same
if its not interesting tasting crust i just dip it in sauce
people who don't eat their crusts are barbarians. it's wasteful, and then what, you need to eat more cheesed portions of pizza to make up for the fact you didn't eat the crusts! so if you're sharing a pizza with someone and you do this shit you're just being a pig

>>712871853
>>712871870
I bet you put chicken bones back.

>>712872820
>Mae becomes a weight gain onlyfans slut
Canon

>>712871112
>>712871742
Because there's a secret achievement for only eating the crusts.

>>712873331
She's way to skinny for that

>>712873581
That's pathetic.

>>712873953
>playing a game where you're a washed up loser college dropout schizo
>eating crusts is pathetic

No shit, retard.

>>712873950
Yeah but look at her mom. Mae could chunk up if she gets sedentary instead of jumping across the rooftops of the entire goddamn town

>>712874287
Didn't ask.

>>712874756
>>712873950
People be calling her fat tho

>>712873950
>>712875035
Mae is canonically both tiny and 'round.' IRL, she'd be pudgy but not obese like Selmers probably is.

fat aislop mae is canon

>>712871683
Gregg must have fucking inhaled that slice in under a second.

>>712876171
imagine

>>712876171
He's in training to suck Angus' oversized bear meat

but what are the actual canonical canonfax of angus' pingus? can a scholar please consult the tomes?

>>712871872
more like trying to grab bea's hand

>>712873193
>t. Vulture

>>712878118
i do try to harvest the turkey bones at thanksgiving so i can boil them and the carcass to make broth

>>712878118
>not saving the bones to make a soup stock

>>712878306
>>712878312
liquidmind

>>712878312
>>712878306

Death to Mae

>>712870934 (OP)
Dafuq is a pizza scale?

>>712880796
It's like the IGN review scale but for pizza.

>>712874287
I'm a washed up loser college dropout schizo and I don't eat other people's crusts, that's gross