when I saw one of the 3000 signs that says "(character name)'s (business name)" I stood up and clapped

How come no one talks about how this implies that all of the Mario characters are soulless sell-out pieces of shit

The hate for this game is so forced

>>712873204
>>712873035 (OP)
Those have been in since Mario Kart 64.

>most normal racing game thing ever
>/v/ is angry at it
If you guys had more money I dont think you would be this angry all the time.

>>712873204
Why does owning a respectable business that boosts the economy, gives people jobs, and diversities the market make you a sell out exactly?
Toad is running a fucking money laundering scheme though. who needs a factory to make item boxes when they rain from the sky by the thousands?
The pay is REALLY good though despite the dubious nature...so kinda based.

712873035
>faggots beg for soul, world building and consideration of how characters behave
>get exactly that
>throw a bitch fit
you can die.

>>712873457
Nobody actually knows how to discuss anything here anymore, you have to pretend to be mad about something to get any interest out of others.

I hate to say it, but this lil nigga is growing on me. Him and Cataquack, for that matter.

>>712874269
>Cataquack
I really want him. but he's so rare.

>>712873035 (OP)
What are the best Mario Kart songs?

>>712873206
Play it. For about 1 hour. There is nothing to do but hate it

>>712873206
Nah there's some legitimate problems with it. The swimming and gliding controls, not being able to switch players while spectating, free roam missions only giving you stupid stickers, some characters getting 10 outfits while some only get 1. Overall MK8 is definitely better.

god I fucking hate the boat controls
and by extension, wario shipyard is the worst course in the whole game

>Mario doesn't even say "Mario kart world!" when you open the game
Completely soulless fucking trash

>>712876516
You didn't play it.

>>712876516
he should say Welcome to Mario Kart!

>>712873035 (OP)
I'm genuinely impressed that you people manage to simultaneously be so boring and yet punchable. I'd think that you could only be one of those things at the same time but you've managed to find a way.

It's very impressive that you can evoke a sense of depressed, mind-numbing boredom that you'd feel at the DMV and an insatiable urge to grab your "ironic" Redditfaggoty, meme-regurgitating, "that kid in the back of the class making moaning sounds" mentality, and give you a wedgie. Dorks.

>>712877217
you wouldnt do shit you weak nintendo fellating troon

>>712873204
How else are they supposed to fund their endless "Parties" and sports endeavors? You don't get to build 20 different "Mario Circuits" on princess ransoms.

so is there a room up or not you queers?
Am I gonna have to make one?

>>712873035 (OP)
This but unironically. Mario has the deepest lore

>>712873035 (OP)
Don't you love how you can just frontrun, and then all it takes for you to get into last place immediately is to be blue-shelled, before being pelted with several shells, and then being run over by a giant player?

Gotta love 24 players!

>>712873035 (OP)
Why is Mario so narcissistic that he calls it "Mario Kart"?

>>712873035 (OP)
man this game is less than mid. why wont they bring back flicker turbo from double dash and MKDS? like just make it a mode and charge me an additional 120 dollars. I don't give a shit. let me play degenerate snaking flicker boosting with wall rides and grinding. like come the fuck on man. I unlocked mirror mode and have no desire to see number go up in online. it's not a lmao lol skill issue, it's literally fucking boring when all the highways are straight lines and you have to charge hop to wall grind in the actual courses.

otherwise are there any other games like this?
>alternately press left and right on the Control Pad to shoot sparks from your tyres

When I can get a whole 7 second lead on your time trial ghost the first time I try to beat it maybe it's time to have someone else do it nintendo
God fucking damn this isn't even for babies this game is for fetuses

Just add 200cc, and a 12 player track only mode online. Please nintendo I'm begging you. 24 players only works in knockout.

>>712877815
what should he call it? when everyone else is naming shit after them selves

>>712878059
Mushroom Kingdom Vehicular Competition

Super Mario World on Switch 2? More like ‘Super Mario Mild: 30-Year-Old Gameplay with a $70 DLC for Yoshi to Finally Have a Working Brain.’ But hey, at least Nintendo figured out how to charge us for emulation this time!

>>712877815
He's the only one with both the social status to pull in a wide variety of people as well as enough adrenaline addiction to even think of doing shit like driving through haunted houses and around active volcanoes. Just think of Mario Party. If Luigi had a party, do you think he'd come up with the idea of a minigame where you punch people into lava? Not a chance.

>got all golds in the cups
>got all golds in the rallys
>beat all the time trials
>unlocked all karts
>unlocked some costumes
>played some online
>did some free roam shit here and there
>15 hours and I don't think I'll ever pick up the game again
>meanwhile I have 150 hours in MK8D and will probably go back in the future
Shit game

>>712878013
200cc seemed like such a no-brainer for the track design in this game, I bet that kike president wants to sell it as $40 dlc

>>712878486
This. The game’s more of a checklist than something you play regularly

even if you liked this game could you argue against this one having the worst course selection out of any mario kart
because I can count the good ones on one hand

>>712873206
>The love for this game is so forced
FTFY

>>712878486
>>712878739
>>712879368
desperate arse niggers trying to convince others fun actually isn't fun
get a hobby.
play a game.

I finally figured it out. Drifting is almost always slower than just driving a turn normally. It's counterintuitive but since I started doing this I'm getting so far ahead of everyone it feels like I'm cheating.

I play actual racing sims. The price is an issue to me because people including people that like shitendo memed the its for kids shit a little too hard. I thought games were expensive as fuck when I was a kid in the 90s so kids being super priced out of shit because jews and retards is mad fucking annoying to me. Kids are being made retarded by free to play slop and live service slop so seeing nintendo ultra jew out and lose that audience because the family friendly wall is crumbling is fucking hilarious

>>712878486
>>15 hours and I don't think I'll ever pick up the game again
>>meanwhile I have 150 hours in MK8D
they're nearly the same game. the only thing 8D had going for it was the antigravity giving some more freedom in course design but then they shitted that up with the map packs from the phone game that you can't even choose not to play. 8Deluxe was mid but world is barely meh-rio kart.

>>712880772
are you playing vs cpu or online? cause online you are full of shit
cpu AI stays retarded if you don't drift though so you can pull ahead easily most times

>>712880313
>play a game.
they keep ruining all the games I like and then shutting off the online for them. then they make a sequel to game and it's kind of ass.

>>712881696
stop playing gachas you worthless jizzbrain.

>>712881782
I was talking about monhun, but no the only gacha I play is fire emblem heroes because the skill inheritance let's me put power creep skills on my favorite little chibis. it's fun making shitter literal who's kill super sayain god super sayain marth fusion dance caeda die to a literal who war criminal rapist who died in the third chapter of the game people pretend didn't fix ranged weapons by adding them to the weapon triangle.

>>712882061
the fuck is that picture?
>meant mon hun
Ah..my condolences then.
I too hate mon hun from gens onwards, sad state of affirs.

>>712882279
>the fuck is that picture?
why that's the famous war criminal hans. He even uses a fuck all hammer and has monster hunter fashion. it's part of why I picked him. I should try and make a Hans character in monster hunter now that I said it out loud. It all makes sense now.

>>712882557
strange but alright then.

>>712876516
But he does; complete with voice crack.