>is a plumber
>never plumbs in any game

>>712874497 (OP)
he goes into pipes in literally every game

>>712874556
I shit in a pipe every day. Does that make me a plumber?

>>712874497 (OP)
Italians don't work

>is Italian
>doesn't catcall every woman he comes across

>>712874497 (OP)
mario bros.

>>712874606
are YOU going into the pipes or is it just your poopoo?

>>712874497 (OP)
Mario Bros.
Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga

There may be other examples.

>>712874497 (OP)
He does in Mario Bros, his first appearance.

>is a plumber
>doesn't try to trick you into overpaying his siphon replacing job

>>712874741
Is that plumbing? I thought he was just killing animals on diamonds. Idk what plumbers actually do.

>>712874781
>hire plumber
>doesn't fix any plumbing
>eats mushrooms and yells "WAHOO!"
>walks away from the job with hundreds of doubloons

Careful OP, this is how you end up with shit like pic related.

>>712874741
Donkey Kong was his debut.
>But his name was -
Donkey Kong was his debut.

>action RPG where Mario wields a wrench
square fucked it up when they started the trend of Mario using hammers in RPGs

>>712874497 (OP)
He and Luigi fix a pipe in the 3D World opening

>>712877932
the hammer is from Donkey Kong arcade

>>712874497 (OP)
He exclusively does plumbing for peach and her drain pipe.

>>712880853
If you were gonna make a sex joke, "Mario lays pipe" was right there.
>>712877680
>DK was his debut
Mario Bros was his debut as a plumber. He was a carpenter prior to that.