She tastes like bacon!

Wow, a thread from 2012. Very historical

>>712874620 (OP)
hanako but she's a more recent burn victim and she leaks pus all over you when you kiss

>>712874620 (OP)
I miss the old days… the only people you had to put up with were ponyfags & summerfags :(

>>712874936
I don't miss those days.

>>712874936
>I miss the old days

The old days are never coming back. You should probably just leave like all the other oldfags. I can't leave because I have nowhere to go, and so I just have to wait out the rest of my life on this website.
Like in the movie Shawshank Redemption where the old guy leaves jail and then commits suicide. There's nothing for me out there, and that's why I have to stay here. You don't have to stay, though.

>>712874835
>anon doesn't know what bandages are

GIMMIE THE CHOCOLATE, HISAO

>>712874620 (OP)
Was it rape?

Hanako raped Hisao

>>712874727
I mean you can't say it's reddit when it was 100% made by 4chan

>>712875182
Same, it's time to realize that 2014 was fucking awful

>>712875731
>you can't say it's reddit when it was 100% made by 4chan

The game may have been made by 4chan, but there's no 4channers left. That's why nobody can relate to what I wrote here: >>712875220
Nobody else spent their life on 4chan. Even if you make a thread about uh... Katawa Shoujo, it's still not 4chan talking about the game.

>>712874620 (OP)
The girl that made me gosling years before the ryan gosling meme
Miki is still best girl tho

13 years later I'm still a kissless virgin lol

>>712876494
>13 years later I'm still a kissless virgin lol

Nice one. I've never kissed anyone at 32 either. In fact, I haven't changed at all since I was a teenager. The only thing that changed was everyone on this website. Nobody understands how horrible it is.
>escape to the internet because i hate everyone IRL
>those same people eventually show up on the internet
and that's it; it's over. I don't speak to any of them, and I just need to set up enough filters so there's only a few threads visible.

>>712874620 (OP)
If SHITzune didn't exist to ruin her,misha would be best girl with handle a close second

>>712876494
>>712876757
>13 years ago we all promised to "make it"
Still no gf

>>712877284
>13 years ago we all promised to "make it"

I wouldn't have made that promise. I knew what my life was going to be like even back then. I was playing the same game 13 years ago. I assume everyone else "made it" because the userbase is much worse than it was.

>>712876004
vgh..... i'm le tortured oldfag... i wasted my life and youth vgh..... but you still have hope!!!!

>Katawa Shoujo General #4036

>>712877752
this but unironically

>>712877752
>i wasted my life and youth vgh..... but you still have hope!!!!

I didn't waste my life, and I spent it playing video games. The intention was to avoid everyone currently using this site, and I mostly succeeded. You guys don't have hope at all. The people who used to be here did, and that's why they're gone.
All the ethnic sub-humans using this site shouldn't hope for anything except a long life spent on 4chan. If only they stayed in the 99% filtered section instead of replying to me.

>>712875318
kek

>>712877752
It'll happen to you, too.

>>712874620 (OP)
>Give me the chocolate Hisao

>>712877824
Reminder that they lost count at one point and had to reset.

>>712878291
I thought they lost count multiple times

>>712874620 (OP)
Well, they say human tastes like pork...

>>712878291
They lost count at around 4500 several years ago so the actual number is somewhere around 8k - 11k with change.

>>712874620 (OP)
Should I date a girl in a wheelchair, anons?

>>712878792
are you fit enough to help her climb staircases when the elevators inevitably fail?

>>712878792
yes, they deserve love too

>>712874936
Me too. It’s true what they say the worst is yet to come.

I took a screenshot to show you how I feel about the website. Even in a thread with 30~ posts, I still won't read your garbage. It doesn't matter if people post in the 1% of the board that's visible. Check the scroll bar to see it's not a bluff.
The NPCs have no reading comprehension whatsoever, and they actually thought I was saying they should leave. I wasn't talking about any of you, and I said that any oldfags should leave. I'm sure they already have, because nobody who used to be here could stand any of you.

>>712875220

>>712874620 (OP)
Worst girl

>>712881862
nah thats shitzune

Me and my friends are making a an inspired by game.
It probably won't do well but it's been a fun group project.

>>712877491
Based.

>>712875220
https://files.catbox.moe/xooz9k.mp3

>>712875220
>There's nothing for me out there, and that's why I have to stay here. You don't have to stay, though.
You're implying it's any different for the rest of us.

>>712883961
>You're implying it's any different for the rest of us.

If that's true, then why don't I have anything in common with the people of Nu 4chan? I spent my life playing the one game (Dota 2). I spent my life on 4chan, and now I don't know who I'm using the site with anymore. The only time in my life I felt like the way I did now was when I was still in high school, and I'd sit by myself because I didn't like anyone. That's how I know without a doubt that diversity ruined this place.
What do you have in common with me? I bet it's nothing.

>>712884280
I really want to know what the NPC Niggers of modern 4chan think they have in common with me, the last 4channer left. Fucking nothing. Every single post on this website was written by one faggot I don't like, and they dare to talk like we're equals.

>>712884421
Look at how many threads I have open. That's me talking to my friends on 4chan aka replying to myself.

It's peak

>>712874620 (OP)
A reminder you can make bacon healthier by cutting off the excess fat and wiping off the grease before it has a chance to resettle.

>>712886391
>A reminder you can make bacon healthier by cutting off the excess fat

What a waste of time. If you make bacon in the oven then the fat melts away by itself. That's my favourite way to make it.

Hanako's always liked to experiment when it comes to food.

>>712877491
That is sad.

I played this when I was 17.
7 years later, now 24, I've had my first kiss, had sex, gotten a few blowjobs, got 2 girlfriends and all of this, because I promised myself I'd become someone Hanako would love if she met me irl.

What's your excuse?

>>712886391
>you can make bacon healthier
soulless

>>712890809
>can't keep a stable relationship
That's a hanadrone alright